Does Anyone Else Suddenly, For No Conceivable Reason At All, Remember A Ship They Used To Really Love

does anyone else suddenly, for no conceivable reason at all, remember a ship they used to really love and then three hours later find themsleves re-reading all their favourite fics after they’ve checked out the new ones in the tag even though they’ve done this at least three times before and they know the plot of the fics by heart?

Someone tried to get one of my posts to breach containment almost a week ago now and it's still only got like 50 notes.

This fact has filled me with hubris.

My containment is unbreachable. I have four blogs and never gotten more than 100 notes on a post. The majority of this site Cannot Percive me. I can post whatever I want and nobody except for some of my beloved mutuals and followers will see it.

I am invisible. I am free.

Why buy her flowers when you can buy her the 12 foot skeleton from Home Depot instead.

Callisto Regulus, before getting slapped by Penelope

I found the greatest reaction set:

Weep for yourself, my man You’ll never be what is in your heart Weep, little lion man You’re not as brave as you were at the start

Song: Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons 

I mean, in a lot of vampire stories, they’re able to hypnotize people by looking into their eyes, which does go well with Leila brainwashing the male leads.

Strange thoughts due to insomnia

Leila is not reflected in mirror and feeds on the mana (read: blood) of other magicians… She cannot enter the house if she is not allowed in… Wait, Leila, is that a vampire?