Callisto: If A Beautiful Woman Disagrees With Me, I Will Immediately Change My Views. I Have No Principles.

Callisto: If a beautiful woman disagrees with me, I will immediately change my views. I have no principles.

Penelope: Well, maybe you should have principles.

Callisto: You’re right, maybe I should.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

Ita Rarepair Week 2024 Prompts!

Thank you to everyone who sent in prompts! A reminder that ItaRarepairWeek2024 will be Mar 17 - 23. Every day will have a prompt, but there’s no need to stick closely to them.

The prompts are…

💚 College au | Sickfic

💚 Superhero au | Bodyswap

💚 Florist & Tattoo artist au | Hanahaki disease

💚 Apocalypse au | Idiots to lovers

💚 Small town au | There's only one bed

💚 Priest au | Fake dating

💚 Soulmates au | Amnesia

You can do one or the other or even combine them! Just remember to follow the rules, and have fun!

HE’S BACK HE’S SO BACK WE ARE BACK CALLISTO NATION WE WON

FATHER AND MOTHER SERVED

Look at him not missing a chance to rizz Penelope up, he was waiting for this and so were we

CALLISTO FATHERED SO HARD OMFG BARK BARK WROOF WROOF GOING BALLS TO THE WALLS CRAZY

New outfit came in clutch, bro’s majestic, bro’s beautiful, bro’s mesmerizing

Penelope is so strong I would’ve yanked him down to kiss him

Another head canon! But make it a family one!

The rest of the Eckarts at some point start to be really enthralled by Penelope’s hair because all of them have straight hair, and hers is fricking magenta and curly and it looks as soft as a cloud.

Yvonne is always like- ‘can I play with your hair’ ‘can I touch your hair’ it’s so fluffy and she can’t get enough- and always does small braids or just puts little flowers here and there. Penny lets her because Yvonne asks her first, and she’s soft for her sister.

Reynold plays with Penny’s hair mostly to annoy her. She has some small curls, and he definitively stretches them and lets them go watching the curly hair strand bounce, or just randomly takes a few strands and throws them in the air while saying ‘weee’ (he does this with Yvonne too). He definitively enjoys the soft feeling of her hair, but wouldn’t admit it out loud. She ends up smacking his hand away telling him to knock it off, and from there the two start bickering.

Derrick doesn’t really play with her hair like the other two do- but he sometimes pats her head. She just goes like ‘I’m not a child- why are you patting my head’ but doesn’t smack his hand away like she does with Reynold.

Even the duke pats and rubs her head from time to time but she doesn’t complain about him.

(Reminder that in my head canons the rest of the Eckharts aren’t shitty and that Yvonne isn’t possessed)

KOSA update:

For anyone who hasn't seen (me included lol), the verge has put out an article about KOSA and how its not as clear if congress will pass it now as multiple other bills are competing against it and legislators are struggling to decide which to back.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/2/29/24086559/kids-online-safety-act-schatz-tech-groups

One of the proposed bills is this one

congress.gov

Text - S.223 - 117th Congress (2021-2022): Invest in Child Safety Act

Text for S.223 - 117th Congress (2021-2022): Invest in Child Safety Act

In short, instead of making a bunch of tech bros surrogate parents on the internet, instead it would invest a ton of money into actually going after and investigating actual child predators, modernize the cyber tipline, and do research on prevention/ detection programs, among a few other things.

So please, if you're American, you still have time to call up your reps and tell them you're against Kosa, which is good, but giving them suggestions like this bill is better