The Zodiac As Jessi Songs

The Zodiac as Jessi Songs

ARIES = SSENUNNI

On idol shows and competitions, this song is played whenever shit is about to go down. And for good reason. “SSENUNNI” means strong, independent woman. Jessi in general is all about confidence, which you Aries rock! Combined with the dope outfits and putting a man in an arm bar, Jessi’s SSENUNNI suits your sizzling energy Aries! 

TAURUS = Drip (Feat. Jay Park) 

Taurus you are materialistic. You are about that money. Visuals. Success. Food. Riches. Comfort. Drip accompanies a lot of those things! Aside from beats, Jessi’s husky voice, and even more killer outfits, this song features Jay freaking Park. Everyone knows once you make it big, all the people beneath you will envy you. Jessi has a fun time mocking such people and showing her success! Something I’m sure you’d relate to, Taurus. 

GEMINI = Who Dat B

Hello there, Gemini. You have the blunt of stereotypes in the zodiac I’m afraid. I’m terribly sorry for that. To me, you are quick-witted, authentic, and won’t hesitate bitch! (Sorry I had to reference a vine somewhere...) But seriously, you won’t hesitate to call someone out. You won’t hesitate to make your own success. So all in all, you’re Dat B, Gemini! 

CANCER = Down

Cancer you also have a lot of stereotypes. Fuck them. You aren’t a crybaby, you cry because you give a damn! You never disappoint either. You’re caring, loyal, and incredibly perceptive. You pay attention. With the tropical beat, Down goes perfectly with summer. Down is about how Jessi doesn’t want to disappoint her partner and how she doesn’t want to be disappointed in return. This could be sexual or in terms of love that’s meant to last a lifetime. But either way, it might be likely that Jessi simply wants to get some! And so should you, Cancer.

(Please don’t hate me for this lol.)    

LEO = Boing (Feat. 창모)

Leo the Lion...you’re imposing, charismatic, and dramatic. Boing is a good song for you for a couple of reasons. First off, the music screams flair. Secondly, you’re a motherfucking boss ass bitch. This song is a mantra for that. Finally, you like to be the center of attention. (There’s a reason why the Sun is your planet so in other words you’re literally the center of our entire solar system!) So all in all, you could say that Boing would probably be on your movie’s soundtrack. Get to work, you Leo! 

(I would highly recommend looking at this translation if you don’t understand Korean, a lot of the Korean lyrics might resonate with you! ---> Translation)    

VIRGO = Gucci 

Hello Virgo! You’re hardworking, practical, and notice the little details most miss. Now I know that there isn’t anything practical about Gucci, but we all know that if you wanted to be rich, you could definitely make it happen. You make yourself what you are, and Virgo you are the bad motherfucker in the room. Screw what anyone else says, you’re also Gucci.    

LIBRA = Arrived (Music Visual)

Here’s the official audio my fellow Jebbies!! ----> https://youtu.be/Vuk3p1bBfKo

Hi, my dear Libra. You are perceptive, charming, and fabulous. You don’t tolerate shit from other people! People take notice when you walk by. You are the flowers in the chaos. You know when someone is bullshiting. Like could you please teach me your ways? You would do anything for your loved ones. They matter a lot to you. Just like Jessi would for her Jebbies. So tell everyone that you’ve Arrived, and grace us with your presence!  

SCORPIO = WET (Also by FLOSIK)

Scorpio, you give your all or nothing. This could be in various aspects of your life, but for obvious reasons I selected this song for you. Sex. You make it hot and heavy Scorpio, and honestly we like it. You’re a strategist, and I wouldn’t be surprised if this showed in your financials. You’re coming for that cheddar, Scorpio. And that’s why WET is totally for you. (Not to mention that you’re a water sign lol.)   

SAGITTARIUS = NUNU NANA

Sagittarius, you share this sign with Jessi herself! You don’t give a shit what anyone else thinks of you. You are always yourself, even if others don’t respect that. Positive, blunt, and hilarious are a few things to describe you, Sagittarius. Just like Jessi, you’re always trying to give others more. Whether it’s a more realistic outlook or more laughter, you give it. It’s really all or nothing. And to sum it up, the choreography and visuals in NUNU NANA are everything.   

CAPRICORN = Put it on ya (Feat. BM and nafla)

Capricorn, you are ambitious and disciplined. Just like Jessi, you’re always doing big thangs and keeping it 100! It doesn’t hurt to unwind once in awhile, although that’s what you might believe. All eyes tend to be on you because of your impressive hustle. All work and no play makes Capricorn a workaholic. Enjoy, Put it on ya. Just do it. 

AQUARIUS = Spirit Animal

Greetings, Aquarius. You are witty, aloof, and innovative! To say the least, I wouldn’t want to engage in a battle of wits with you my friend. A spirit animal is an animal that represents who you are. Jessi, is your spirit animal. When Jessi talks, others listen. It’s the same way with you because you know what you’re talking about. You are revolutionary and others likely look up to you. You don’t care what others think either. Aquarius, you are my Spirit Animal.    

PISCES = Numb

I bid you welcome artistic, devoted, and sarcastic Pisces! You are highly in turn with your emotions. The visuals and lyrics in Numb might very well appeal to you. Sometimes when the feelings become too much, it’s better not to feel anything. People numb themselves with music, hobbies, physical exercise, alcohol, and or drugs. In Jessi’s case, it’s liquor. How do you numb yourself I wonder? All in all, Pisces, I feel that you might relate to Numb.   

What is Compulsory Heterosexuality?

In simple terms, Compulsory Heterosexuality or CompHet is what makes lesbians feel a fake attraction to men, related to the fact that we’re forced to be in relationships with them despite not wanting to. That happens because as women, we are expected to be attracted to men, to be in relationships with them and the whole society teaches us to believe that ever since we were little, making us many times not even consider that not liking men is completely possible and normal. CompHet doesn’t make any lesbian be less lesbian, it just makes us victims of the patriarchy that sees part of ‘being women’ as being attracted to men and forces us into thinking we are. This is a very harmful and serious experience that should be taken seriously and no lesbian should be shamed for struggling with it. This reality 100% applies to trans lesbians as well, so transmisogynists do not interact. While gays and bisexuals deal with heteronormativity, CompHet is a lesbian experience that explains some of the things we go through as women (or nonbinary people) living under patriarchy while not being attracted to men.

You think you may be experiencing it? Here are a few signs of fake attraction due to Compulsory Heterosexuality:

Thinking you are attracted to men, but being able to stop liking them rather easily, like fipping a switch.

“All my friends like these boys so I guess I do too.” // “I’m nervous around this guy so it must mean I like him!”

Thinking you like men, but feeling unhappy when imagining about ever marrying, dating or having sex with them.

Thinking you can’t be lesbian because you think you could survive dating men if you had to.

Dating men to “prove a point”, either to yourself or to others.

Thinking you have to be attracted to men or else you’ll be missing something or you won’t be “complete”.

Running for the hills whenever a guy shows interest in you, even after you thought you liked him as well. Having a crush on men but only until there’s an actual chance you might be together.

You seek validation from men but when they try to interact with you, you feel uncomfortable. Thinking you must be validated or desired by men or else you’re not a worth human being, even though it makes you feel bad.

Feeling that you have to try extra hard to be attracted to men. Not caring about a breakup with men, or only caring because you can’t imagine not being with men and that scares you.

CW: sex, abuse /// only having sex with men if there is an extreme power imbalance. Feeling troubled, nervous or disgusted after you had sex with men. You tease men for validation, but feel disgusted when thinking about actually having sex with them. Only sleeping with men for the relationship’s sake, not because you like it.

Thinking that whatever you feel for women, is much more powerful than anything you’ve ever felt for men.

Having extremely “high standards” for men. And whenever one actually achieves it, you just make it higher so there will be no man as good as “what you want.”

Genuinely wishing you didn’t like men, genuinely wishing you didn’t have to be with men.

“I’m not a lesbian because I’m also attracted to nonbinary people”— that is, in fact, what lesbian is.

Wanting to call yourself lesbian and feeling much happier when you think about being lesbian, but feeling scared to do so for whatever reason.

Constantly bringing up your past relationships with men, thinking it invalidates what you know you feel now and that it means you can’t be a lesbian.

CW: abuse /// thinking you can’t be lesbian because you’ve been abused by men before and have trauma of men.

Thinking you’re fine with being with men only romantically but not sexually, despite being comfortable doing both with women.

These are some signs of dealing with fake attraction and need to be with men due to Compulsory Heterosexuality, this is a very real experience that we should talk about more often. Spread the word to help a confused lesbian out there understand themself more. 

~Zodiac Opposites as Lana Del Rey Songs~

Aries and Libra: Video Games

Taurus and Scorpio: Freak

Gemini and Sagittarius: Off to the Races

Cancer and Capricorn: You Can Be The Boss

Leo and Aquarius: Carmen 

Virgo and Pisces: Dark Paradise 

MASTERLIST

Last updated: June 19th, 2022

Poetry

My Amateur Poetry (Complete)

I wrote this poetry collection throughout a period of depression in my life. Within those years, I suffered many different things. I’m much happier and healthier now. Within this poetry collection, you’ll find some explicit themes, beautiful scenery and mostly lyric poetry. Click on the link above it view it, and do enjoy!

 - (d.n.k) 

The Seven Deadly Sins (Complete) 

I started this dandy, seven-piece poetry collection during quarantine. This collection contains yandere themes such as kidnapping and death. Proceed with caution for it is disturbing. The anime “The Seven Deadly Sins” is totally tubular as well. Elizabeth should have smacked Meliodas though. 

- (d.n.k)

The Happenings of Olympus 

This is a poetry collection about the Gods and Goddesses of Olympus. They are monstrous to one another, much in the way that humans are. There are allusions to rape, ableism, and references to literary works of the ancient Greeks and Romans. 

                                                     ~~~~~~~~~~~

When I was growing up, my mother told me the droplets that fell from above were the tears of gods. She said that the gods cried like how humans cried. I always wondered what the gods could have to cry about. They were gods! Everyone knows that they could do anything they wanted. They could wield the Earth as their weapon. They could be any being, anywhere, at any time. They were immortal. The gods knew no end, no death, no sorrow! 

Little me didn’t understand that they were flawed from the beginning. 

The gods experienced everything forever. There was no rest, no slumber. How can one be motivated if their clock never stops ticking? If the sand in their hourglass will never run out? War, famine, death, and disease. The gods have passed through a multitude of lifetimes of nothing. Are the gods really alive, if they aren’t capable of dying? The tears of gods are shed for the end that’ll always be just out of grasp. Humans face divine retribution for the gods are jealous of what they themselves cannot attain,

Death.

Yandere! Works (We’re getting there...)

These works may contain explicit themes including violence, character death, and unhealthy behavior. I do not support any of this behavior in the real world. All of these works are fictional and are created solely for entertainment purposes. This is where you’ll find yandere fan-fiction, imagines, and the whole lot of it!

- (d.n.k) 

Astrology, MBTI, and All

If you’re looking for astrology, MBTI, or other shit-posts you have reached your destination. Look no further. 

- (d.n.k) 

Miscellaneous Misfits 

Within this section, you’ll find theories on humanity, questionable fan-art, subpar essays and other creative works unsuited to any of the other sections. If you’re here, I’ve got a couple questions for you.

- (d.n.k) 

Lust

I see you,

Lying there. 

Your soft, 

Gentle breathing,

Is my air. 

So content.

So peaceful. 

To disturb you, 

I wouldn’t dare. 

I want you to smile. 

And I’m afraid that once you’re with me, 

That smile will disappear. 

I’d prefer to watch over you. 

From here. 

From your closet. 

Where it’s safe.

If I spoke to you,

I would probably speak the truth. 

Of all the things,

That I want to do to you. 

The ways that I would make you sing, 

Sometimes even make you sting. 

Tightly tie you up with string. 

Suddenly, 

My patience withers. 

I cannot wait any longer,

To do these things. 

So, 

I take the chloroform from my bag,

And I carefully pull out my rag. 

I force the cloth upon your lips,

Wishing,

Wanting,

But a kiss. 

With you, 

Knocked out cold.

It’s almost like, 

Your entire being has been sold. 

We drive,

Down and down we go,

Into our,

Brand new home. 

- (d.n.k)

Pride Greed Envy Wrath Lust Gluttony Sloth

#JessiSexy