Thisthis Was An Enlightening Experience.

This…this was an enlightening experience.

If I get another omegaverse Jesus Christ/judas fic or pov I will lose it. I will knot stand for this. Idk how TikTok’s algorithm works but currently somethings BROKEN.

You ever realize that hiccup from how to train your dragon as to have some insane dad lore. Like picture him in the great hall with his kids and Astrid shows up to have a blast from the past with his old sword of fire and he just real quick does his little spin moves and as nonchalantly as lore dads do states I made this with my friends in old berk having gone through countless prototypes I got this. And his kids just look at him and ask when did you make it? And he reply’s with a loving look to Astrid and says when we were on the edge with your uncles and aunts. As kids do they ask when was that? And hiccup still not realizing that in fact there father was dropping some major dad lore. So he continued reply with when we needed to explore more of the archipelago as a deranged Viking that threatened myself and berk. For the second time. Now his kids are just in utter shock as they realize they need to spend more time paying attention when grandpa gobber tells em story’s.