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1 year ago
It's All Fun And Games Until The Comic Relief's Life Is In Peril

it's all fun and games until the comic relief's life is in peril

available as a sticker and charm on my sh0p!!


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3 months ago

I give you, the end of the second romance scene with Lae'zel, as sexy dribbles. Sorry. I love how weird she is tho.

video description (Lae'zel romance - spoilers)

Screen recording of a dialogue cut scene from the videogame, Baldur's Gate 3, where Lae'zel, a yellowish green githyanki wearing a sexy clown costume professes her love after beating the player character to a single health point. After helping up the player character, she strokes the player character's face with the back of her fingers and looks very emotional as she says she wants to be together. Then, they kiss and kiss again.

Side note:

love my boy band lookin drow durge, but the lighting for them is just terrible in this scene (and many others - this game can't handle any sort of dark skin - fantasy or otherwise) :< This is what they're supposed to look like.


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1 year ago
Level 4 Going Great, Took Shadowheart Off The Party Bc I Had To Do Karlach's Questline Rq And Then Forgot
Level 4 Going Great, Took Shadowheart Off The Party Bc I Had To Do Karlach's Questline Rq And Then Forgot
Level 4 Going Great, Took Shadowheart Off The Party Bc I Had To Do Karlach's Questline Rq And Then Forgot

level 4 going great, took shadowheart off the party bc i had to do karlach's questline rq and then forgot to put her back on so we beefin our way thru every encounter


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6 months ago

Once again I’ve made a mistake. While fighting the goblin leader minthara with halsin as a companion, he died in battle and I gotta figure out how to rectify this.

The first few times I did the battle without him my entire party perished. Then first couple of times I fought with him I won but then forgot to save my game before fighting dror ragzlin. This time he died in battle and now I have to find a way to speak to the dead or something. I also don’t know if letting volo stab out my eye was a good idea.


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5 months ago

Someone please tell me why my rating for astarion is so shitty. I’ve done most things to get approval but I’m still only at neutral but like borderline fair like jeez dude what more do you want.


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5 months ago

I took a break from bg3 today due to needing to figure out how to get my boy to like me. So I thought I’d see what y’all have done to get astarion to have a better approval rating. Also I just needed to play some Minecraft with my bf.

Sorry for everyone who wanted me to go back to fic writing, I got a bit too obsessed but I will take asks now. I will also take fic commissions since I’m really desperate for a source of income at the moment.


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5 months ago

Welp logged on to bg3 and then tried to go into the goblin camp while forgetting that it’d immediately start a fight so. That went about as well as one could assume


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5 months ago

I occasionally think about streaming myself playing bg3 but then I remember I’m about as reactive as a rock sometimes so I’m realizing it may not be entertaining


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5 months ago

I don’t really like a lot of the bg3 companions enough to want to do anything crazy but noooo Gale just has to be a god damn wench. Like right after the first time I took him on a silly lil trip he throws himself at me. Also with lae’zel,though she was oddly quick to confess. I feel like I often do shit she disapproves of so idk


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5 months ago

Am I still in act one of bg3 because I’m a lil scared to move onto moonrise towers? Yes. Is it also because I want to make sure I explore everything thoroughly. Maybe. Is it because I want to boost my ratings with certain characters? Most definitely

On a separate not I’ve been thinking about going to the next ren faire if I get the chance but I’m a bit unsure


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5 months ago

So I played with a friend the other day and realized I missed a lot of stuff that I am now going back to do. Once I get everything done I’m gonna hope and maybe start act 2.

I also switched my class because I needed to better balance out the group so I am no longer a rouge. I gotta go through several fights I missed just to get to an area I hadn’t gotten to before.


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3 months ago

Screw everything I ever said about never doing fanfic again, if that shit could get me money I’ll write it. It can be gross, I just don’t want to be poor anymore (I may also have a severe problem with wanting to write things for myself but who knows)

I will be completely honest, Deadpool & Wolverine caused a whole ass chemical shift in me. I want to write fics about them. Fics where someone is with them. Fics where you guys break up or are separated. I crave writing, give suggestions please.


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10 months ago

I'm starting to hate the bg3 Fandom/Community. It's mostly toxic af. Fighting over pathetic things, ruining it for others. Grow up. Play the game, enjoy the art, enjoy the story, characters and music. And for the life of all who like me JUST WANT TO PLAY THE DAMN ROLEPLAY GAME MY OWN WAY. If you don't like something, block it and move on. Stop being pathetic cry babies. If you love the durge cool, if you love playing tav cool, stop comparing and hating on the other. If you like shipping origin characters with others cool. If you don't cool don't play that way and block the art you dont want to see and move tf on. If you like none ascended astarion cool, if you like ascended cool, stop throwing shade on people who like either one of those. If you like Shar shadowheart cool, if you like Selune shadowheart cool, stop hating on people who prefer either one of those. If you like the evil playthroughs cool, if you prefer the good ones, cool. It's your story, leave others alone, everyone has their own opinion and way of playing their rpgs. Grow up and just enjoy the stuff. It's tiring.


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6 months ago

BG3 Companion's reactions to Tav being much younger than they thought

Trying out a new format kinda, let me know if it works, please

Lae’zel is the baby at 20/23 ish but for this Tav is around age 16/17 making them the baby 

Astarion: He didn't really care to know your age when you first met, but as you ventured forth he could tell you where inexperienced, an amazing leader, but you had no idea what you were doing. “How long have you been doing this, adventuring this darling?” He asked watching as you tried in vain to unlock a chest. “Oh well… Im only sixteen so not that long? When we met up really.” He stared into space for a moment, taking in his fearless leader, who was in fact a child. “Well thats… reassuring?” He said carefully moving you to the side so he could pick the lock for you. 

Trust me you wouldn't live down the. “Does the baby need help?” Jokes

No one is getting within arm's length of you though

#his baby *cough* his meal ticket *cough, cough*

Gale: The poor guy has a lot on his mind *and in it*. Forgive him that he really didn't think about figuring out how old you are. “Gale how old were you when you found out you could use magic?” Gale looked up at you watching you playing around with Minor Illusion. “I was about seventeen when Mystra first contacted me.” He said thinking for a moment. “Ohhh that means I’ll be a better wizard than you!” He chuckled hearing You tease him. “You can't be that young.” He jested, his face deadpanning when you admitted you were almost seventeen. 

Giving him PTSD from when he first met Mystra

He feeds you first 

Feels so guilty about you going to get him magical artifacts

Halsin:  Oh he knew, He is over three hundred but he ain't dumb. When you broke him out of Jail he was protective of you, seeing a kid leading and protecting a group of adults broke his heart. “Tav, please rest.” He said softly as he let you sit down. “I have the watch tonight, please get some sleep.” He’s a papa bear. You get hurt, he's there. Can't reach something? Halsins is helping lift you up. He lets you have your respect as a leader but he is always there to be a shoulder to lean on or your own personal Jiminy cricket. 

Guard Dog privileges

Will let you sleep on him

Will not let you in the sheresses caress

Jaheira: Mama knew, when you first pulled up to Last Light she swore she saw one of her kids running up to her. “Cub have you eaten?” She’s already going mama mode seeing you haven't slept or eaten. She tears Halsin a new one for not helping you more with Art Cullagh. After the Last Light is attacked and you are standing by her side helping protect her people she feels proud of the next generation and those who are leading it.

She licks her thumb and cleans your face without thinking of it

Teaches you how to haggle

Feels so sorry for you and the trials you must face

Karlach: The baby girl had no idea, she just knows it's fun to rage with you. During a particularly deep rage section, she was surprised when you started to cry. “Soldier?” She asks having to stop herself from hugging and burning you. “I-I’m just scared Karlach.” She listened to you feeling her own tears forming. “I’m not even eighteen, but… Everyone depends on me.” Gods she wanted to hug you, she was raging for you, and because she couldn't hug you. 

She works 10x harder to cool down her heart, not just for her, but so she can hold you

Lets you hug Clive as long as you need

Knows how you feel from being shoved into Zariel’s arms at age fifteen

Lae’zel: She doesn't care, You are old enough to hold a sword. In fact your young age and leadership skills just makes her impressed. “I will help train you to fight like a true warrior, not like the teeth-ling.” She does in fact start training you. Dear gods save you, shes got you running laps before the sun comes up.

Proud older sister

Has her own special *violent* way for praising you

Talks about when shes a general of Vlakith and you will be her right-hand

Shadowheart: She and Lae’zel were at each other's throats again when you blew up at them. “You two are fighting like teenagers! And I’m sixteen!” She felt like she got hit by a bag of bricks, you were sixteen, but you had pulled her from the nautiloid, and fought with her out of the hells. “You can't be sixteen.” She said chuckling softly in disbelief, hearing you confirm when you were born she definitely needed some wine to get over that.

Don't know how to act around you

Will give you little candies

Mom said I have to take you with me vibes

Wyll: He found out talking about his pact with you. “Yes, I was seventeen when I signed my pact, but I do not regret it.” He said taking a drink from his goblet. “Man I'm almost seventeen, I wonder what I’ll be like when I'm your age.” Have you ever seen someone shoot wine out their nose? Now you have.

Gets very protective when Mizora shows up

Big brother mode

Piggy back rides when you are tired


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