Do You Ever Just Read A Post And Think, 'huh, This Person Has A Screw Lose' Only To Realize You Posted
Do you ever just read a post and think, 'huh, this person has a screw lose' only to realize you posted it?
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Y'know how repeatedly typing 'a' is like scream and repeatedly typing 'z' is showing someone's sleeping? What do the others mean?
What I've gathered (post original post-haha see I'm funny I swear-):
A: Realization (like, 'a(h), okay')/Screaming/Sighing/Voice exercises -Often followed by 'h' rather than itself.
E: Squealing -Like the stereotypical girl squealing? When they see something cute? I don't know.
I: Squealing(?) -I don't know what I'm doing.
M: Gagged/Eating/Humming/Sleepy noises/Surprise/Thinking -Often presented with alternating caps to indicate pitch. Commonly used to portray unintelligible speech.
N: Cute noises/Eating/Humming (rare)/Sleepy noises/Surprise/Thinking -Often used to show satisfaction, usually short and sweet (little sibling of 'm' vibes). It can also be used as a nonverbal response and accompanied with subtle body language (i.e. nodding/clenching of fist/narrowing of eyes/change in facial expression).
O: Interest/Mockery -Often presented with alternating caps to indicate pitch.
R: Growling -Would probably start with a 'g'?
S: Hissing (i guess?)/Snake slithering/Sizzling (like grill) -Often starts with a capital, but is followed by lower case.
T: Symbols???
V: Industrial noises? -Like machine?
Z: Buzzing/Sleeping/Snoring/Static -Often presented with alternating caps to indicate unevenness or proximity.
I'm crawling through your kitchen window as you read this. Your eggs are mine.
The orbs beckon me to rest. Likewise, I beckon then to stop complaining. They inhabit the scull of my skin suit. Leeching off of my earned nutrition. Yet, they have the nerve to act like they can dictate my bedtime? They may provide one of five senses, but I can and will survive with spite and muscle memory.
