What If We Started Smiling And Waving At People Across The Street? Like, Not In The Creepy Way, Some
what if we started smiling and waving at people across the street? like, not in the creepy way, some scare easily. then if they respond positively, you can gesture them over to you. make sure to act really excited, the friendly, puppy excited, but not too much to make them rush and mess up the whole thing. you've worked so hard, calculating every aspect, stalking them for weeks, making sure nothing would go wrong. when only feet apart, the truck slams into their feeble body, and as colors paint the roads, your debt is repaid in full, the clock ticks zero. the gods have been satisfied once more.
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squidzards pretty much just make generic magic sound effects and just squid around. their diet is mainly of cheese and crackers(cause, you know, they’re fancy)
This is going to sound weird....but...would they perhaps make the :sparkles: sound?
hey so like snerble derble dobble dibble, yknow?
Soon, my friend, very soon :)HOLYK FUCK THE LOUDEST THUNDERBLT JUST MADE ME SHIT MYSELF
OH NAUR A SWQUIZARD!
The rival to wlizard... 🦎
OH NOOOOOO I MUST PROTEC SWQUIZARD
grabs staple gun
takes deep breath
it has to be done.
shoots foot
