Krissneedsleep - Keisha Sleep

XD

Imagine Grian eating like. Super spicy food all the time. Extra hot sauce, stuff loaded with peppers, just straight up peppers.

And because this is Hermitcraft, other hermits try to one-up Grian by eating more and spicier things in front of him. But while Cub is shoving his face into a bucket of milk, Xisuma is gasping and crying on the ground, and Scar is stripping down and jumping into a cold ocean, Grian is just sitting there with a smug grin chomping down on ghost peppers like they're candy.

It becomes a game among the hermits to try to find a pepper or a sauce that will make Grian react. Doc's "Spice Hybrid Inovation Technology" initiative has produced peppers that can't even be measured on the Scoville scale.

But Grian? Never once do his eyes even tear up. His cheeks never turn even the subtle shade of pink.

One day during a meeting, Bdubs looses it. He starts screaming at Grian demanding to know what trick Grian has up his sleeve, what sabotage he's doing to their efforts to find something spicy enough to make him sweat.

But during Bdubs' tirade, Pearl burst out laughing. They all turn to her and accuse her of being in on the conspiracy. Once she finally calms down, she simply says,

"What? It's not my fault you guys didn't know."

"Didn't know what!" Bdubs demands.

And for some of them it clicks. Their are groans and facepalms throughout the group, but just as many confused looks.

Grian takes a sip from his bottle of Atomic Destruction. His face finally cracks, but this time its because he's the one bursting into laughter now.

"Hello?" Pearl says and points at Grian’s wings. "Parrot hybrid?"

Through the tears of his laughter, Grian finally comes clean.

"Birds can't taste capsaicin."

made a limited life Grian

his socks are grey.

:D

Hermitcraft lost au

There's the lost, the maker and the found, alongside with the damaged and fixed. The lost are the ones who thinks they know where they are and which year it is. They don't. hence the Lost. they can be the damaged or fixed. The maker are the ones who make the games, tasks, severs and so fourth. they can only be Fixed. The Found are the ones who found the truth. from them they can become the Maker. they too are either damaged or fixed.

The damaged are the ones who don't have a 'perfect' code. they have any disability ranging from loss of limbs to mental. The fixed are the perfect ones. they have nothing wrong. Most of them never have been Lost only been found.

the lost : Xisuma?, Grian?, Doc, Mumbo, Scar, K3r1l4is??, False, EX, Gem, Ethos, Tango, Impuls, Zed, biffa, 

the found: Ren, Iskall, Pearl, Cleo, Stress, Bdubs, Wels, Hels, Beef,

the Maker: W47ch3rs, Stress, Bdubs, Beef,

the damaged: Grian, Joe, Iskall, Doc, Tango, False, EX, Xisuma?, Cleo, Ethos, Wels, Hels, 

The fixed: Mumbo, Cub, k3r1l4is??, Stress, Pearl, Gem, Impuls, Zed, biffa, 

might add others (non-Hermit)