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XD

Imagine Grian eating like. Super spicy food all the time. Extra hot sauce, stuff loaded with peppers, just straight up peppers.

And because this is Hermitcraft, other hermits try to one-up Grian by eating more and spicier things in front of him. But while Cub is shoving his face into a bucket of milk, Xisuma is gasping and crying on the ground, and Scar is stripping down and jumping into a cold ocean, Grian is just sitting there with a smug grin chomping down on ghost peppers like they're candy.

It becomes a game among the hermits to try to find a pepper or a sauce that will make Grian react. Doc's "Spice Hybrid Inovation Technology" initiative has produced peppers that can't even be measured on the Scoville scale.

But Grian? Never once do his eyes even tear up. His cheeks never turn even the subtle shade of pink.

One day during a meeting, Bdubs looses it. He starts screaming at Grian demanding to know what trick Grian has up his sleeve, what sabotage he's doing to their efforts to find something spicy enough to make him sweat.

But during Bdubs' tirade, Pearl burst out laughing. They all turn to her and accuse her of being in on the conspiracy. Once she finally calms down, she simply says,

"What? It's not my fault you guys didn't know."

"Didn't know what!" Bdubs demands.

And for some of them it clicks. Their are groans and facepalms throughout the group, but just as many confused looks.

Grian takes a sip from his bottle of Atomic Destruction. His face finally cracks, but this time its because he's the one bursting into laughter now.

"Hello?" Pearl says and points at Grian’s wings. "Parrot hybrid?"

Through the tears of his laughter, Grian finally comes clean.

"Birds can't taste capsaicin."

made a limited life Grian

his socks are grey.

I didn't say in the post but this is Lost au Xisuma. He's a lost, fixed hermit.

The post for info below 👇

Wow look! It's all colored and more characters have been added! ... And there's bound to be more

Nice

The boys that prime lol

Do not like without reblogging please.

Pirates! (1)

instant sadness

A man cleaning the deck of his ship alongside with his crew, a helpful bunch. When one of them saw something.

"Captain! Fallen sailors!" Said his second mate.

"What!? Bring them 'board! " The captain ordered.

Three men and one woman were saved from the dangerous sea. The helmsman noticed a mark on the girl's collar bone and told his captain to be careful.

" Hmm. Thank you Bdubs. Joe go tell the others we have passengers for the time being. Doc, go get Stress," he ordered.

The three of them nodded and left to their jobs. The captain stayed with the almost dead crew from the flying Jelly.

"HmMm- bastard- wha?" One of them woke up, " where?"

"You're on the Hermitcrew ship. I'm the captain Xisumavoid," he told the other, " this is Stress,our medic."

"Immpulse. I'm ImpulsSV. That's Mumbo Jumbo our helmsman, Grian first mate and Pearl 2.nd mate. I'm land spotter." Impulse introduced.

"What happened to your crew?" The captain asked, while Stress took care of Impuls, then went on to Pearl.

"We got attacked by others and our ship sank to the bottom, while our captain fled." The conscious man replied.

The medic checked on Grian. A pulse, very weak. She waited for the next one. It didn't came.

"Xisuma. Get doc and get out of here." She said looking at the captain with no emotions.

X knew better that to disobey.

He shouted for Doc and got the four of them out giving the medics some space.

"Too much water-"

"No! -art beat!"

" -ump him!"

"Got a beat!"

"Will he be okay?" Impulse asked the taller.

"Hopefully yes. But we need to wait," he answered.

"Shit-!"

"Wounds are infected!"

"Grab the needles!"

"-in activity's low !"

"Get the mask and the solution!"

Pearl woke up.

"What's going on ?" She asked.

Joe came in with food for 5 and gave one to the ones awake.

"He's the captain of the ship Hermitcrew," her brother replied.

" Where's Gri-" she started.

" XISUMA GET THE EXTRA BATTERY!"

X ran to grab the battery and rant into the room. Joe put the rest of the food on the surrounding barrels.

"Grian can't swim," Pearl muttered.

"What ?"

" Grian can't swim," she said it again.

Impulse realized it too.

-Kriss