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Hermitcraft & Friends Species Headcanons
Bdubs: Land Dweller
Beef: Bull
Cleo: Zombie
Cub: Ursa Minor
Doc: Amalgamation (Creeper, Cyborg, Goat, Butterfly)
Etho: Eldritch Being (Unknown)
False: Avian (Eagle)
Gem: Shapeshifter ~ Born a deer, Usually a Deer
Grian: Wellex, Eldritch Being (Sun God)
Hypno: Shadow Person
Impulse: Void Ravager
Iskall: Zombie, Cyborg
Jevin: Slime
Joe: Ghost
Joel: Alien
Keralis: Eldritch Being (Unkown)
Mumbo: Redstone Bug
Pearl: Eldritch Being (Moon Goddess)
Ren: Wolf
Scar: Shapeshift ~ Born an allay, Usually a cat
Skizz: Angel
Stress: Butterfly
Tango: Blaze
TFC: Hermit
Wels: Shapeshifter ~ Born a dragon, Usually a mouse
XB: Guardian
Xisuma: Voidwalker
Zed: Goat, Enderman
Evil X: Voidwalker
Hels: Shapeshifter ~ Born a dragon, Usually a dragon
Badtimes: Vex
True: Avian (Eagle)
Martyn: Shapeshifter
Jimmy: Avian (Canary)
Big B: Human
Lizzie: Fairy
Scott: Elf
FINALLY DID WATCHER!GRIAN AND EVO!GRIAN!
Been wanting to cosplay most of Grian Skins and it's slowly getting there! And GOSH I AM LOVING HIS WATCHER! CONCEPT :0
Hope y'all enjoy the two cosplays! <3
Cause this was hella fun to do!
Au ideas…….
Grian is a trans Demi-romantic gay puff ball
Mumbo is a gay warden/sculk gremlin fruit-vampire enderian
Impulse is an imp enderian asexual polly pan
Skizz is …..
Scar is a jelli cat vex bi
Cub vex void sculk bi
Zumi full void enderian aroace
Gemi centaur reindeer bi
Pearl moth bi void star
Ima finish this another day
I Found a Cute Little Thing I Made a While Back
Grian and Pearl - those two cousins who, somehow, in every reunion, they climb on top of the highest cabinet/shelf and will pull you up there with them
Gem - your older sister who loves you half to death, and if anyone hurts you, she will personally kill them
Xisuma - he is your derpy and amazing dad :3
Stress - that one super sweet aunt that will bake you cookies, give you hugs, and protect you (the best kind of aunt)
Bdubs - that one uncle who will be covered in stickers and glitter by the end of the day (you can tell he's a girl dad)
Etho - encouraging the stickers and glitter, but also, whenever you come to the reunion, he will somehow find a way to hide, scare you, and hug you
Zedalf, Impulse, Tango, and Skizz - only one of them is actually related to you, but the rest always come anyways (after all, no-one remembers who is actually related) and you think of them all as uncles
Cleo - that one aunt who will threaten to break your kneecaps, but in reality, will break the ones of those who hurt you
Joe - will help the kids put on plays and will tell them the best of stories while feeding the kiddos a ton of cookies behind Cleo's back (LOL)
Joel - that one cousin that you can poke with a stick and he'll flop to the ground but will do the most daring stunts -- well, besides Grian; he also claims to be married to the girl who is his neighbor: Lizzie
Keralis - everyone calls him Papa K because he will hog all the kids, call them sweetface, kiss and hug them, and feed them only homemade meals (now I need Papa K to babysit me and I don't need a babysitter XD)
Scar - that one cousin that you only see at reunions, and you don't know why, but Scar probably did something
False - your younger cousin how no loves to play fight, let it be wooden swords or wrestling, she will do it (in a playful way)
Ren - your younger cousin who is best friends with False, calling her "Falsie" and playing with her; is one for the dramatics
Mumbo - that one cousin who would rather be reading a book about redstone, but loves playing with Grian and Scar; quiet and shy
Doc - your uncle that is super smart and could probably help you build a bomb, but is super sweet, loves taking care of Ren, and loves playing with the kiddos
With this headcanon I feel like if they were to do one of those glowing scar (hehe joke) things, man's would light up the whole server
Scar has this weird thing where he retains the scars he gains while dying after respawning, combined with his general clumsiness he ended up being covered in scars.
Scar doesn't mind this at all and will gladly tell the stories of how he got all his scars
"that one was when I first joined the convex, that one was from a creeper attack, that one was from one of Grians pranks, now this one was from season 5 when bdubs..., anyways this one was from Jellie funny story actually!"
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XD
Imagine Grian eating like. Super spicy food all the time. Extra hot sauce, stuff loaded with peppers, just straight up peppers.
And because this is Hermitcraft, other hermits try to one-up Grian by eating more and spicier things in front of him. But while Cub is shoving his face into a bucket of milk, Xisuma is gasping and crying on the ground, and Scar is stripping down and jumping into a cold ocean, Grian is just sitting there with a smug grin chomping down on ghost peppers like they're candy.
It becomes a game among the hermits to try to find a pepper or a sauce that will make Grian react. Doc's "Spice Hybrid Inovation Technology" initiative has produced peppers that can't even be measured on the Scoville scale.
But Grian? Never once do his eyes even tear up. His cheeks never turn even the subtle shade of pink.
One day during a meeting, Bdubs looses it. He starts screaming at Grian demanding to know what trick Grian has up his sleeve, what sabotage he's doing to their efforts to find something spicy enough to make him sweat.
But during Bdubs' tirade, Pearl burst out laughing. They all turn to her and accuse her of being in on the conspiracy. Once she finally calms down, she simply says,
"What? It's not my fault you guys didn't know."
"Didn't know what!" Bdubs demands.
And for some of them it clicks. Their are groans and facepalms throughout the group, but just as many confused looks.
Grian takes a sip from his bottle of Atomic Destruction. His face finally cracks, but this time its because he's the one bursting into laughter now.
"Hello?" Pearl says and points at Grian’s wings. "Parrot hybrid?"
Through the tears of his laughter, Grian finally comes clean.
"Birds can't taste capsaicin."