I Dont Know Who Wants To Kidnap America And Why, But Ill Tell You That You Can Use Hamburgers As Bait.

I donʼt know who wants to kidnap America and why, but Iʼll tell you that you can use hamburgers as bait. I think he wouldnʼt want to leave if you provided him with fast food and cola. And from time to time you watched horror movies with him (just donʼt forget that you are responsible for the consequences)

Kidnapping America would probably be impossible. First of all, he has the strength of twenty men. He can tear apart any restraints and beat the shit out of the captors.

Drug him up. That's a solution, right? But what about when he wakes up? And how strong does the dosage need to be? As soon as they start to wear off, he'll be angry and ready to escape.

How are you going to hide him from the government? When the authorities are alerted, there will be a massive manhunt. FBI, military helicopters, the whole nine yards.

Also, he'd probably be annoying as hell. Either he's all dramatic and "you can't control the hero!" Or is just the most unserious captive. He'd play along for the bit despite knowing he could escape.

Itʼs a canon for siblings.

When my brother starts to copy my words, I just take advantage of his zero knowledge in English and say things like “Iʼm asshole and my sister is always gorgeous” and hear so funny parody “I masole en ma sista salwes gogos”

Just imagining the na bros doing normal sibling things

Matthew washing his hands and Alfred walks in his vicinity so Matthew splashes him.

Matthew thinking about taking a shower for a good 15 minutes and when he finally says out loud “I’m gonna go take a shower now,” Alfred rushes into the bathroom to take his shower first.

Matthew washing dishes and Alfred places a dirty glass on the counter beside the sink and Matthew just glares at him.

While watching a movie together a monster appears on screen and they both go “Oh hey look it’s you!” at the same time.

Them having to share a bed during family vacations and fighting over the covers the entire night.

Matthew always talking shit about Alfred but whenever someone agrees with him and says “Ya Alfred is pretty annoying,” Matthew gets super angry and protective.

Alfred getting scolded by Arthur and Matthew’s behind Arthur with his arms crossed, nodding his head all like “Yeah dad and I told him—”

Alfred getting bored and going into Matthew’s room and touching everything. Matthew is laying on his bed on his phone just staring at him. He eventually loses his patience and throws a pillow at Alfred and yells at him to get out of his room. Alfred giggles, grabs something and runs out. Matthew runs after him and they end up roughhousing in the hallway.

When Alfred and Matthew are little Alfred starts copying everything Matthew is saying. Matthew tells is him to stop several times so eventually Matthew says “I’m stupid,” and Alfred repeats “I’m stupid.” Alfred realizes what he just said and starts crying and Francis has to comfort him. (Matthew has a little shit eating grin on his face)

Interesting to know about subjects that donʼt exist in my country.

Ohh, I have no clue what guidance counselor is, but I like the way you described it.

Professor of acting. Yeah, heʼs very dramatic and heʼd love to do it.

And I think Francis and Feliciano also could be culinary professors. These two love food and they are really good at cooking.

More Hetalians as professors.

Ludwig would be a professor of mathematical sciences. A strict but fair teacher. Students would have feared and respected him.

Kiku would be a professor of philosophy, perhaps. He would be the most pleasant, quiet and comfortable one who gives students a break after a hard day. Together with Greece. Philosophy suits these two. And donʼt forget about the fluffy cat on the table of Heracles! It is an additional source of peace and harmony in the audience.

Gilbert would be a professor of chemistry. He would show dangerous experiments with enthusiasm every time and prank his students. He brings a test tube with a bubbling and hissing liquid to your hair with the words “your hair is about to BURN!”. And then your hair just gets a little lighter and he says “oops! Just kidding! Now you know how to lighten hair in practice. They will return to their previous color in two weeks!”.

Feliciano would be a professor of arts. You would draw together and he would be happy to explain everything to you and walk around the room every ten minutes, praising yours drawings. And if something happened, he would immediately run to Ludwig in the classroom to interrupt his lesson. And Ludwig would exempt his students from the lesson on the condition not to tell anyone and to sit quieter than a mouse.

(In FACE Family, I have a headcanon only with Alfred. Physics, you know. But I have absolutely no idea about Matthew, Arthur and Francis...)

Cats! Itʼs so cutee!!

cat business... im moe'd to tears by ruscat's white sock paws okay

Hmm, what if imagine Hetalia characters as teachers/professors?

I think Alfred would be a professor of physics and maybe ... mathematics. But more likely physics.

This boy, with glowing eyes, explaining the theory of probability to you and waving his arms, drawing scheme in the air of what he is talking about so passionately.

When I talked about professors, I forgot something. There are also tutors and all sorts of clubs: dance, draw.

As for the clubs, I think Alfred, Francis and Feliciano would be the leaders of the dance club. Well, like... have you seen their energy?

Now you have.

And Arthur would be a tutor of something, English, for example. He is too proud and wants his work to be well paid. Honestly, I would never want such a tutor

Also. Someone please make a full gif of Alfredʼ dance. And give it to me. Iʼd be grateful