I Dont Know Who Wants To Kidnap America And Why, But Ill Tell You That You Can Use Hamburgers As Bait.

I donʼt know who wants to kidnap America and why, but Iʼll tell you that you can use hamburgers as bait. I think he wouldnʼt want to leave if you provided him with fast food and cola. And from time to time you watched horror movies with him (just donʼt forget that you are responsible for the consequences)

Kidnapping America would probably be impossible. First of all, he has the strength of twenty men. He can tear apart any restraints and beat the shit out of the captors.

Drug him up. That's a solution, right? But what about when he wakes up? And how strong does the dosage need to be? As soon as they start to wear off, he'll be angry and ready to escape.

How are you going to hide him from the government? When the authorities are alerted, there will be a massive manhunt. FBI, military helicopters, the whole nine yards.

Also, he'd probably be annoying as hell. Either he's all dramatic and "you can't control the hero!" Or is just the most unserious captive. He'd play along for the bit despite knowing he could escape.

Cats! Itʼs so cutee!!

cat business... im moe'd to tears by ruscat's white sock paws okay

I donʼt think I was useful, but I tried

Предыдущий эпизод в кратком изложении – The previous episode in summary

Благодарю, приятель! – Thank you, buddy!

Hi.

Unfortunately, I don't know Russian, though I would like to learn it someday. The new chapter contains Russian text, and while Hima uses a translator, the results are often questionable. I would greatly appreciate it if any Russian-speaking fans could provide me with a more accurate translation. Please, please.

Alternatively, if you could send me a translation directly, that would be very helpful. I'm not very familiar with using Tumblr and navigating it, so any assistance would be much appreciated.

Thank you in advance for your help!

Link to new chapter: https://shonenjumpplus.com/episode/17106567254421463552

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More Hetalians as professors.

Ludwig would be a professor of mathematical sciences. A strict but fair teacher. Students would have feared and respected him.

Kiku would be a professor of philosophy, perhaps. He would be the most pleasant, quiet and comfortable one who gives students a break after a hard day. Together with Greece. Philosophy suits these two. And donʼt forget about the fluffy cat on the table of Heracles! It is an additional source of peace and harmony in the audience.

Gilbert would be a professor of chemistry. He would show dangerous experiments with enthusiasm every time and prank his students. He brings a test tube with a bubbling and hissing liquid to your hair with the words “your hair is about to BURN!”. And then your hair just gets a little lighter and he says “oops! Just kidding! Now you know how to lighten hair in practice. They will return to their previous color in two weeks!”.

Feliciano would be a professor of arts. You would draw together and he would be happy to explain everything to you and walk around the room every ten minutes, praising yours drawings. And if something happened, he would immediately run to Ludwig in the classroom to interrupt his lesson. And Ludwig would exempt his students from the lesson on the condition not to tell anyone and to sit quieter than a mouse.

(In FACE Family, I have a headcanon only with Alfred. Physics, you know. But I have absolutely no idea about Matthew, Arthur and Francis...)

I just adore this moment. The way they sit together on the sofa. They look so alike when theyʼre calm