Danmei: Come For The Beautiful Men, Stay For The Tear-jerking Angst And Wild Political Drama

Danmei: come for the beautiful men, stay for the tear-jerking angst and wild political drama

•are you an artifact of the spiral? Because you make me crazy for you

•you make me wanna be an avater of the eye so that i can know everything about you

•i think you might be an avater of the vast with the way i get lost in your eyes

•you might be martin k blackwood with the way i wanna run away with you

•call me jonathan sims with the way ill follow you into the lonely

•are you agnes montague? Because you burn me with a passion

•are you the angler fish cause i wanna follow you into a dark alley

•you might be the fourteen fears with the way i wanna bring you into my world

•are you fiona law? Because i wouldnt mind being buried with you

MAGNUS ARCHIVES THEMED PICK UP LIN ES

Are you a real estate agent? Cause I would love you to come in my corridors

Are you a priest cursed by a fear god? Cause I'll make you say unholy things

Are you a friend of Michael crew? Cause I can make you dizzy and sweep you off your feet

Call me Agnes Montague cause I have a burning passion for you

Call me Jon the way I head your archive

Etc etc (feel free to add ur own)

Xie Lian’s no fucks given attitude is the mindset I’m carrying into 2023. The following is a list of examples:

“Alas, it couldn’t be helped, so whatever. He gave up, and became less depressed.”

“Having neither shrine nor temple was pretty awkward. But, as awkward as it was, it was only other heavenly officials feeling awkward for him. Xie lian personally thought it wasn’t that bad.”

“On a whim, he suddenly thought: if no one worships me, I’ll worship myself!”

The tip he shared in the communication array about relieving leg and back pain.

“For someone like Xie Lian, everything besides death really was ok; he didn’t have a lot, and certainly not shame.”

Telling people about his “unspeakable affliction”

Giving cpr to a ghost.

Making out with hua cheng to exchange spiritual powers.

This is by no means an exhaustive list as I’m only partly through vol. 1 in my tgcf reread.

Mom said its my turn to reblog so here are mine • ω •

• i keep getting mistaken for different people by random people, from people on the street to the cashier to my neighbour. everyone thinks im a different person eachtime. am i really me? who am i really?

•im a famous surgeon with a lot of credentials and professionalism but damn that liver looks tasty

•a tortured artist who spends weeks and days over perfection on his latest masterpiece to save him from ruin and when he finishes he stares at it until he withers and dies. the police find his body in front of a blank canvas.

• ancient architect that kept on making buildings and structures mysticaly high and spacious so much so that living in them became a hassel at least and deadly at most

•more people going insane over the deep sea pls it makes my marine fascination go brrr

•stanley parable as a statement

•i think there is someone in my house but i hope they dont leave because they are the closest ive been to a human since i got released from prison. spoiler alert they leave or were they really there?

•blotched up plastic surgery with body dysmorphia

•i cant step into my own house because the baby cameras turned on and they show my pet peeling their skin and turning itself into a humanoid creature and walking in my house

•i used to bite myself as a mechanism but after the increase of stress in life i mightve bit a chunk off my skin? they eat themselves to death

•why do the actors in this super niche movie keep on making eye contact with the screen- hold on why do they know my name?

•i set fire to my house because the bugs refuse to leave no matter how hard i try. becomes a desolation avatar

•I used to lock myself in the cupboard in the dark when my parents argued. now i got that cupboard in my home and it calls to me. dark avatar

•school sucks i wanna turn myself into a artifact for a fear entity does exactly that

•i think my friend hates me and is stringing me around in manipulation for years and feeding off my insecurity and distress by saying justa few words and i think she is getting bored of me.

Statements I would absolutely love to see:

Person has grudge on inanimate object. This takes over their life.

Itching

My house hates me oh god oh god

My computer is fucking BLEEDING

I keep causing people's deaths and I don't know why I swear it's accidental

Trapeze artist dies falling from the trapeze over and over again

Teeth