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Sakura

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You Start To Die After You're Born But Like When You Hit 30, It Starts To Happen More Rapidly

You start to die after you're born but like when you hit 30, it starts to happen more rapidly

One day you're telling someone "watch me do a flip" and the next you're crab walking out of the store after bending down to retrieve something from the bottom shelf.

You Start To Die After You're Born But Like When You Hit 30, It Starts To Happen More Rapidly
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