You Start To Die After You're Born But Like When You Hit 30, It Starts To Happen More Rapidly
You start to die after you're born but like when you hit 30, it starts to happen more rapidly
One day you're telling someone "watch me do a flip" and the next you're crab walking out of the store after bending down to retrieve something from the bottom shelf.
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There's a special place in hell for both of us and we'll be arriving there via Ms. Frizzles short bus.
2023: btw=by the way
1600s: btw=burn the witch
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