You Start To Die After You're Born But Like When You Hit 30, It Starts To Happen More Rapidly

You start to die after you're born but like when you hit 30, it starts to happen more rapidly

One day you're telling someone "watch me do a flip" and the next you're crab walking out of the store after bending down to retrieve something from the bottom shelf.

I'm dying in my spirit because I want to visit family, but they have cats, and I'm allergic to cats😫

My allergies are already bad so I figured "why not, go big or go home" but my husband said "noooo" 😭😭😭

I discovered boudin and I feel like the ancestors just smacked my hand and went "that's not for you!!!"

It was so good but then I started coughing, throwing up and nearly shat myself, while sneezing and clucking my tongue to get the roof of my mouth to stop itching.

Feels like I got my cajun card revoked. Just drove up, snatched it out my hand, flipped me off and sped away.

I don't think I could let my spouse romantically wash my hair without having to wash it myself after on the assumption that he would be too gentle. Sir, I need you to scrub it like a man who thinks he can scrub the syphilis off just by removing the first layer of skin. If I don't feel deafened by the amount of soap in my ears, what are we even doing?

Him:

Be a horrible person? Allow me...

You what still bothers me to this day....

I was 8 years old, the year was 2001 and I was taking a school exam.... geese, goose.... mouse, mice, moose, meese....

Yes, meese.

"Oh but that sounds like mouse" people would tell me. No. Mouse has mice, that's already plural so it wouldn't make any sense!! If goose is geese, why can't moose be meese??

It's madness. I got it wrong on the exam. Fools. All of them.

It's 2023 and I stand by meese.

Goose-geese, moose-meese

That is all.....