Who Ever Thought It Was A Good Idea To Bring Furbies Back, I Hope Youre At Work And Get Diarrhea When
Who ever thought it was a good idea to bring Furbies back, i hope youre at work and get diarrhea when its freezing cold, it runs down your leg freezing mid stream, creating what can only be described as a melting fudgesicle trouser disaster.
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Apparently its been cold???
"Get back in here before you turn to ash" he said while guiding me back inside from getting fresh air while my ramen cooks. Do I pout? I dooooo 😭
My doctor recommended I check out something called "midnight sun" and I had the audacity to ask if it was Twilight... it's not.
I'm dying in my spirit because I want to visit family, but they have cats, and I'm allergic to cats😫
My allergies are already bad so I figured "why not, go big or go home" but my husband said "noooo" 😭😭😭
I discovered boudin and I feel like the ancestors just smacked my hand and went "that's not for you!!!"
It was so good but then I started coughing, throwing up and nearly shat myself, while sneezing and clucking my tongue to get the roof of my mouth to stop itching.
Feels like I got my cajun card revoked. Just drove up, snatched it out my hand, flipped me off and sped away.
