Finally 30 And If There's Any Advice I'd Like To Give Anyone Younger, It's To Take Better Care Of Yourself.

Finally 30 and if there's any advice I'd like to give anyone younger, it's to take better care of yourself. No clowning. I hadn't thought I'd live this long, so I rode this vessel through hellfire.

I discovered boudin and I feel like the ancestors just smacked my hand and went "that's not for you!!!"

It was so good but then I started coughing, throwing up and nearly shat myself, while sneezing and clucking my tongue to get the roof of my mouth to stop itching.

Feels like I got my cajun card revoked. Just drove up, snatched it out my hand, flipped me off and sped away.

Who ever thought it was a good idea to bring Furbies back, i hope youre at work and get diarrhea when its freezing cold, it runs down your leg freezing mid stream, creating what can only be described as a melting fudgesicle trouser disaster.

You start to die after you're born but like when you hit 30, it starts to happen more rapidly

One day you're telling someone "watch me do a flip" and the next you're crab walking out of the store after bending down to retrieve something from the bottom shelf.

Be a horrible person? Allow me...

Imagine being afraid of going to heaven as a child because you're afraid of clouds. My Godchild asked if I'm going to heaven or hell, I told him hell. He asked why and I straight up told him "I'm afraid of clouds". He followed up by saying "I going to hell too" so I asked why and he told me "pooping my pants".

There's a special place in hell for both of us and we'll be arriving there via Ms. Frizzles short bus.