Anyone Else Allergic To Garlic? No? Just Me

Anyone else allergic to garlic? No? Just me 😞

Can I copy off your homework?

Sure, just don't make it too obvious🙄

*throws up in my mouth*

Don't be shy, give someone a wedgy they have to take their pants off to fix.

My husband: you're a monster

Me: el cucuy checks it's closet for me at night

Started laughing out of nowhere and my husband goes "You're thinking of it again, aren't you?! It's not funny!"

Hes so cute when he pouts🤭