I Have OPINIONS About The Minecraft Movie Trailer.

I have OPINIONS about the Minecraft Movie trailer.

This was originally a comment I made on Youtube under the official trailer, but I felt it would be seen more here. I have a lot to say so bear with me:

This would be a 1000% better movie if it were completely animated. The people look so out of place in the world, and it's not in a good way where there's some deeper meaning behind it, it just looks like they're standing in front of a green screen. I also don't get the half-realistic look they're going for with the creatures and environment. It looks like one of those weird "realistic" Minecraft shader/texture packs, and it's just off-putting. If it were just animated (I'm thinking Minecraft story mode style) it would work much better visually. It's sad because I'm pretty sure Jack Black would give an amazing performance in this movie, but it'll just be overshadowed by how bad and low quality it looks.

Not to mention how the story will work. Minecraft has SO MUCH content in it, that it can't all be translated into one movie. And there is no one way to play and beat Minecraft, so there is no one story to follow. I am really concerned on how they will interpret and write the story of the movie.

If I were to make a suggestion based on my opinion on how they could make a better movie, I would say: Don't just stick to one movie. Either do a series (again, like Minecraft story mode. That show was just good by itself, and probably a better representation of Minecraft than this movie will be) OR make it a trilogy, (at least 3 movies) kinda LOTR style with a more fantasy plot. It could be like a team of adventurers trying to defeat the Ender Dragon, going through the Nether, different biomes, meeting pillagers, and the Warden on the way. I just can't say in good faith that what they have right now will turn out to be that good.

I seriously hope this is a Sonic Movie situation and they are able to remake the entire style of the movie, but I really doubt that.

Almost my entire dashboard is filled with Hatsune Miku, but it still isn’t enough. BRING ME MORE INTERNATIONAL MIKUS!!! They’re so cute and I want to see them all!!!!

You know that episode of Friends where Ross tries to move a couch to his apartment with Rachel and Chandler but they get stuck while going up the stairs? Ross yells, "PIVOT" and Chandler says some witty, sarcastic quip. Believe it or not, that episode has a lot to do with my current situation.

JUST A PSA FOR EVERYONE:

If you wash your hands of where you’ve been until you flood the second floor, and neatly fold your skeletons but still can’t shut the closet door. The only ones in need of love are those who don’t receive enough (but don’t you think evil ones should get a little more???).

i have a rlly important question

have you ever died in a nightmare?? yk, like, surprised u hadnt earned ur fate???

have you ever felt like atlas threw you back out on the axis, and maybe.. i dunno... collapsed and threw the planet away???

do u think everyones jst blood in an icetray?? a vampire picking flowers out in the sun???

if so, run ur diagnostics tests, and maybe... its posited, nobody dies agnostic? yeah, but, we still dial 9-1-1.

Sorry but you got the pronouns wrong. I prefers it if you would use I/me/myself. Just letting you know! I’m sure you meant no harm. :)

Hey uh sorry about your boyfriend. Yeah he’s sort of your boyfriend girlfriend now. Yeah he’s pretty enough to lie to. Sorry about that.

If anyone asks what's going on in my head when I rant about the remaster, it's exactly this image.