When Marlene Found Out That The Marauders Called Sirius Pads, She Definitely Called Him Tampon To Piss

When Marlene found out that the marauders called Sirius Pads, she definitely called him tampon to piss him off.

Remus Lupin 🤍

sirius who wears leather jackets and paints his nails black and rides a motorbike and grew up in a violent angry house who else could he have fallen for but remus who is soft and sweet, who bites his nails and has brown curls that turn golden in the sunlight and falls asleep in armchairs, who is gentle and forgiving. sirius who always thought the world was violent and angry but who met remus and realised the world has love and softness as well

☼✧ happy jegulus day ✧☼

Remus, crying while cutting onions:

Sirius: Are you okay?!

Remus: Yeah, just the onions.

Sirius: *grabs a knife and starts stabbing the onions* What the fuck is your problem, bitches?! How dare you make my Moony cry?! You know he’s too sweet to stab you the way you deserve! Just thoughtfully cutting you up, honestly, you should be stabbed—

happy jegulus day </3

and what if i sobbed. then what.