Remus, Crying While Cutting Onions:

Remus, crying while cutting onions:

Sirius: Are you okay?!

Remus: Yeah, just the onions.

Sirius: *grabs a knife and starts stabbing the onions* What the fuck is your problem, bitches?! How dare you make my Moony cry?! You know he’s too sweet to stab you the way you deserve! Just thoughtfully cutting you up, honestly, you should be stabbed—

Cardan: Do you want to see a butterfly? Leander: Yes Taryn and Oriana: NO! Cardan: *throws the butter across the table* Oak: Fucking majestic

Sirius: When I die, donate my entire body to science.

Sirius: Except my middle finger.

Sirius: Give that to my mother.

HAPPY JEGULUS DAY

Regulus who does pottery (haha POTTERy) and makes trinkets for the people he loves

One of his love languages is gift giving bc he has a hard time expressing feelings. So he gives people heartfelt things

He made pandora a jewelry holder with a tree coming out of it to hang things on

He made remus a mug with 5 (wolf, dog, stag, rat, cat) animals under a full moon

He made his brother a little motorcycle to display

He made james and himself a coaster set with suns and stars for when they live together someday

He made Evan and barty some disturbing little clay creatures who look like fucked up taxidermied monsters

And just a bunch of other shit. He loves the arts and uses his skills to try and show people he loves them

there's not enough regulus and narcissa appreciation and relationship analysis in the world (they're each other's favourite cousins, they have a weekly gossip session in french, they complain about their family, they study together and get pressured by exams and their mothers together etc etc)