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I can only imagine me getting a call from ghostface and then it turns into a 4 hour yap session of JUST horror movie trash

If this isn’t the slasher x victim dynamic I get, I don’t want it.

Mr Utterson be like “Hmm guys yk what, I’ve never since Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde in the same room… 🤔” 🔥 🐺 ⛓️ 🖤

Fem!Shredder x Reader • IMAGINE ONESHOT

Summary: in the early days of Shredder restationing in New York, Y/N was out on a walk. The streets were unusually quiet, so it was the perfect time for a night stroll. That was until Y/N had a shocking runin with our beloved villain…

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It was weirdly quiet out tonight for New York, but you took this as a good opportunity for a late night walk. Peaceful, no one to bump into, perfect atmosphere! Plus it had been raining quite a bit for the past few days, so that lovely after-rain aura still stood strong.

Was this a stupid move? Oh 100%. But you had no bad feelings in your stomach and the news had been pretty clean for the last couple of weeks, so this is clearly a good sign…

You set out on a nice stroll, music in one ear. Just in case. The streets were flooded with yellow lighting, some of the stores still open with colourful advertisements flashing out the fronts. The night air was cool and gave you a graceful chill.

A few people took the same opportunity as you, walking their dogs or doing some last minute shopping. The buildings and apartment complexes still had the faint sound of bustling life, just on the inside.

The farther you walked, the less you recognised. New stores to check out! This was a plus side to taking night time walks. A down side was the uneasy feeling lurking behind you. You didn’t know these areas very well, but you hadn’t heard anything necessarily dangerous about them. That was good, right?

You lowered the volume of your music just a little bit more. Just in case. Maybe there was a gut feeling that you were ignoring earlier..

You past by a dark alley that was a bit wider than the others. You had to jog to the other side, looking both ways. You picked up the pace, this space having a sinister vibe written all over it.

“Psst.”

You paused. Don’t turn around. That’s a horrible idea, DO NOT turn around. Just keep walking. Jog if you have to. Just get true fuck out of here.

That’s what was going on in your head as you turned around and peered into the alley way. A tall and well built figure stepped out of the shadows. A woman.

She wore a large black jumper with the hood pulled over her head. The bottom half of her face was concealed by a metal mask, but from the rest of what you could see, she was a fire survivor. She wore those iconic grey sweatpants that has everyone swooning.

She pulled a hand out of her pocket and beckoned for you to come closer. You gulped and shook your head no. Immediately you turned and started in the other direction, not wanting to start any shit.

“Hey!” she shouted, her footsteps pounding. You stopped in your tracks and reluctantly swung back to her, already regretting making eye contact with her in the first place.

She grabbed your wrist and flung you back into the darker part of the alley way. She threw you against the wall, planting her fist next to your ear with a bone crunching sound. Her eyes squinted as your knees became jello, slowly folding beneath you. Her hand swiped and gripped the collar of your shirt in a bunch, pulling you back up to your feet.

“You think you’re so funny, don’t you?” she growled. You whisked your head side to side in a plea for release. “No - not really!” you husked on terror.

A moment of silence. This was the moment you realised it wasn’t just the two of you. There was a large group of people standing in the darkness to the side of you. In your peripheral vision, they all wore a uniform with their faces covered.

The woman took a step back, giving you space to breathe (or more so hyperventilate). “Have you ever heard the name Oroku Sako?”

You shook your head no. She closed her eyes and sighed. “Of course not. Because nobody will ever recognise a woman in charge.”

She tore off the jumper and tossed it to one of her friends. Her skin was completely burnt and blistered, but toned and defined and muscular. Her body was gorgeous. You sat mesmerised and terrified at the same time. What the hell did she plan on doing to you??

She pulled one of her followers forward and had them in a fighting stance. Immediate she showed off her incredible defence and offence skills. The man, who you could now tell was obviously a ninja, was thrown around like a fucking rag doll. By the end of her parade of kids and punches and jabs and throws and stomps, he collapsed to the ground completely unconscious. Your jaw was on the floor.

She stood over him, breathing heavy. Fighting with that mask over her face probably doesn’t help. Those sweat pants also probably make it difficult. Wonder how she would look without them…

She flicked her eyes over to you once again, her eyes showing a prideful grin. “Very soon, my little friend,” she started as she skipped towards you excitedly. The excitement seemed almost evil, devilish. “everyone is going to know the name Oroku Sako! Or at least they’ll know the name Shredder. You’ll see my name everywhere, hear it everywhere… I will have the entirety of the world sitting in the palm of my hand and I will have done it all by myself.”

She stood above you, gripping your shoulders like a mad woman on a high. Obviously she had been working for this for a long time… “Prepare yourself, friend. I will reign supreme and there will be no one in my way.”

How is this the hottest thing you’ve experienced in like… forever?? This is also the most threatened you’ve ever felt..

You nodded your head, not wanting to piss her off. She pulled the mask down and wrapped her hand around the back of your neck, imprinting a heavy kiss on your lips. Was this insanely shocking? 1000%. Hot? Definitely. A worry? Eh, you can get to that later. The positive is that this may keep you on her good side and maybe she’ll spare your life when she eventually takes over. Could this all be complete crazy talk? Well.. she has a giant group of ninjas sitting by her side in a dark alley and she’s clearly motivated enough. Drugged up or not, you believe her.

She pulled out of the kiss, leaving both of you breathless and yourself speechless. “Mmmm sorry, got carried away. Now… piss off before you and I regret it.”

Didn’t even take you a second to be on your feet and scrambling out of there. The last look on her face before you left looked almost victorious, like she was proud.

You ran all the way home, motivated by the paranoia of ninjas being sent after you to attack. You made it back home safely thankfully, chugging a bottle of water and blasting the fan in your face. The door and all windows were locked immediately. You debated whether the lights should be on or off; which would be safer or less attention-attracting? As you paced around, processing everything that had just happened and cursing yourself for making such stupid decisions, your hand reached into your pocket and pulled out an unexpected note.

It had a cafe location and a date and time scribbled down. When on earth did she have the time to write this down and slip it into your pocket without you noticing?? Let’s not worry about that now…

Would you go? Or should you ignore this ever happened and hope she, and her ninjas, never find your home or work place. But at the same time… No! It’s too dangerous and risky and stupid!

Although…

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Yesss I’m aware this is definitely inaccurate to Japanese traditions and having women in charge, buttttt I’m sure there’s other people out there who want some fem Shredder content

reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

Reader x Shredder Headcanons

Just some general headcanons, let me know if there’s any you want me to add!

Some mature themes

• He doesn’t care too much about body image. Of course there’s a certain point where he’ll become worried for your safety, but other than that, he doesn’t really judge. He cares a lot about personality and loyalty and true love, he dates to marry, and he married for a life time. And if you’re the right person for him, no matter your body type, he will love you endlessly.

• There may be times where he puts work over you, but that just part of being with a super villain, yknow? He will always appreciate your support and efforts.

• You can still absolutely have your own job if you want to. Small business? Scientist? Doctor? Whatever you want! He may even ask for your expertise in a few projects.

• (Just don’t expect him to allow you to do sex work or stripping 😭 his partner is his partner only, not for anyone else to see unless it’s anonymous online work 😭😭)

• Whilst you may not see eye to eye politically or morally, he is still willing to work it out with you. So if your occupation does happen to work against him or his ideals, he won’t stop you, he just might be a sly shit stirrer about it lol

• If you don’t want to work, that’s totally fine by him too!

• I don’t think he supports social media, besides the real news part of it. Stuff like the occasional Twitter post or whatever. But if you wanted to post on social media about yourself or your personal life, he probably wouldn’t allow it. He needs to keep himself secret as much as possible so his enemies can’t ambush him and such. Being an influencer is probably one of the few jobs he won’t allowed you to partake in. If you want to use social media like TikTok or tumblr or whatever, just stay anonymous!

• If you’re neurodivergent, he may not understand it all totally, but he’s willing to learn and grow. He doesn’t really bully people the way most people do nowadays (probably partially because he’s not online and doesn’t see everything you do). No matter what disorders or disabilities you have, he will help you take care of it! Medications, therapy, etc

• If you are a wheelchair or crutch user, he will immediately have more ramps and elevators installed in the lair to make every room accessible for you.

• If you tics, he will never laugh unless you ask him to. He doesn’t even pay attention to them. They are apart of you. If there is a certain trigger that is causing you to tic a lot in that moment, he will do his best to get rid of it for you.

• He doesn’t totally understand the entirety of the LGBTQ+ community. So if you are attracted to more genders than just male, he may take some time to sort of process what that means. He refuses polyamory, but he will understand that being attracted to more than one gender doesn’t automatically make you a cheater.

• He understands what depression and anxiety are, but he’s never really been around people that have them. Or at least, all the people he knows that have it don’t like to show it. If you have depressive or anxiety disorders, he sort of goes into a panic mode and is constantly worrying about you. Are they okay? What are they not telling me? Am I doing everything right? How can I help? Just tell him what you do and don’t need, and he will lovingly oblige 😊

• He loves watching you wake up in the morning. Not in a creepy Edward Cullen way, in an admirable way sort of. He’ll lay next to you in bed and smile at your soft facial expression. He loves watching you wake yourself up, like yawning, tying up your hair, stretching, etc.

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Hope this wasn’t too shit 😭😭😭

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Harley Quinn x Reader Headcanons

• You treat her like royalty, she’ll treat you like royalty. Buy her the world, she’ll buy you the universe. She’s probably still traumatised after Joker, so even an ounce of kindness has her swooning. BUTTTT she’ll eventually remember her self worth, so don’t get lazy like that clown prince…

• Oh she thinks messy makeup is HOTTTT. If you don’t really wear makeup, the moment you do, it BETTER have smudged lipstick or runny eyeliner.

• Loves watching you tie up your hair or applying makeup.

• She bakes and cooks all the sweets and desserts, and you cook all the cultural meals. She LOVESSSSS your cooking, but she also loves to bake for you 😋😋

• If you can’t handle her hyena babies, you’re definitely not a match. You will show those babies some RESPECT 😠

• Doesn’t read very much anymore, but loves listening to you read allowed.

• Sometimes she yaps about psychology whenever she feels like it and it’s so cute watching her get excited about her work.

• She has the BEST stories from when she was a criminal psychologist or when she worked with Joker. But sometimes the things she laughs about are so insane, you have to stare at her like ‘literally how are you still alive and well’..

• Her lore drops are CRAZYYY. They will catch you off guard every single time

• Anytime you walk past cute babies or toddlers, she squeals in excitement and awe and asks if she can pinch their cheeks.

• A friend of Harley’s is a friend of Harley’s friends. What that means is that everyone she has connections with is immediately chill with you and they would protect you at all costs.

• Girl nights are very common between Harley, Ivy and Celina. If you want to join them, be prepared for some illegal talk and illegal activities 💀💀

• She’s quite a bit of a hoarder. Not like insane amounts of hoarding, but there’s never much shelf and cupboard space lol. If you want to ever clean it out, don’t throw anything away. Just put them in boxes so she can decide which has dramatic personal value or which is useless.

• She actually enjoys art, but more so crafty stuff and less drawing. She always suggests buying a bunch of craft supplies and doing cute gifts for each other on date nights! Her origami skills have flourished phenomenally just because of how often she gifts them to you!

• She also sews, knits and crochets a lot of clothes, accessories and teddies for you!

• She does quite enjoy pranks, so if you’re not a big fan of those, she’ll try not to do the ones that embarrass you too much. But if you also love a good prank, she’s all for it 😈

• She lovesssss horror movies. If you don’t like them. She’ll binge watch as many as possible whilst you’re not around. If you enjoy them though, she’s going to find the scariest ones to review 😚

• If you tell her anything about yourself, that memory gets locked away in a special brain vault that she digs through anytime she wants to gift you something or comfort you. She remembers EVERYTHING

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Nubbins Sawyer x Reader Headcanons ⚠️⚠️

TW: self harm

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• It's normal for Nubbins to self harm because that isn't how he views it, he just enjoys the feeling of pain and sharp objects against his skin. As his partner, you're always concerned about his wellbeing and are constantly trying to find alternatives to this habit. You find fidgets for him, and try to enforce healthier habits for him. But even then, he always goes back to those damn sharp objects..

• If the subject of you self harming ever came up, it probably wouldn't immediately register with him that it's a bad thing. At first, this would probably be something he would try to bond over in a playful way. It would only be once you start crying that he realises something bad was going on. He would sit and listen to your troubles, not necessarily knowing the right things to do and say, but his heart is in the right place.

• He loves yapping about his own interests. He says that he loves it when you yap about your own interests, but he doesn't realise that he often cuts you off when speaking or goes on his own tangents in the middle of your rants. He doesn't mind if you remind him that you want to talk for a while though, he's always happy to listen.

• Watch him get SUPER excited when you both enjoy something and you both yap about it for AGESSS

• He often makes insensitive jokes without realising they're insensitive, or realising why it matters that they're offensive. Since you're a little bit more in the loop with social norms than he and his family is, you're able to educate him a bit on why he shouldn't say the things he says. He might find it a bit silly at first, and his family may just call you oversensitive, but he'll try his best.

• Just don't always expect him to follow your expectations behind your back-

• He loves sitting back with you while you trace lines on his face or play with his hair. Tracing on his back gives him the shivers, but if he's tired enough then he doesn't mind. He'll lay his head in your lap and draw circles on your knees and thighs whilst you fidget with his hair. He'll sometimes giggle to himself about something random, or look up at your face and gush over how much he loves you.

• He's not much into spooning, he prefers giving face to face cuddles when in bed. If you prefer spooning though, he'll always want to be the big spoon.

• If you ever get too overwhelmed with how loud the house gets sometimes, he'll find you sitting alone somewhere and watch you with confusion. After a while, it'll be less confusing for him and more understandable. He'll ask if there's anything he can do to help. If you say no, he'll leave you be for a while until he wants attention again. If you say yes, he'll do anything you ask.

• If you're feeling overstimulated in the situation and you freeze or you just sit and cry, he'll panic for a moment. He'll sit at your side for a moment, not knowing whether to hug you or pull you away... I think eventually Leatherface will help take you outside and leave you with Nubbins lol

• He likes to feel useful so give him as many little tasks you can think of. He's annoying you? Ask him for a stick that is a very specific shape and length.

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