Are You Gay?

“Are you gay?”

“No I’m not”

“It’s okay to be gay!!”

“I know it is but I’m not”

“You don’t have to hide!!”

“I’m not hiding I’m just not gay”

“Take pride in who you are!!”

“I am proud”

“So you are gay?”

“I’m not gay”

“Why aren’t you dating anyone?”

“I don’t want to”

“But why?”

“Because I don’t have to”

“Are you gay?”

“No.”

i came out to my mom & she said i “invented” aromanticism and asexuality

so for all the aroaces out there you’re welcome 😔🙏

i’m out here doing gods work

Asexuals who still enjoy sex are just as valid as sex repulsed or sex indifferent asexuals

Aromantic folks who still crave romance are just as valid as romance repulsed or romance indifferent aros

Aroace folks who want to be with people outside of being friends are equally as valid as aroace folks who do not want to be in a relationship with anyone

Alloaros and alloaces are just as valid as aroace folks and we should not be excluding them from the aspec community

Agender people are part of the aspec community and we should not neglect agender folks in favor of acespec/arospec folks

Comic by PetFoolery

Hands up if you'd also adopt that little noodle! ✋

If you ever feel embarrassed, just remember that Dr. Veritas Ratio, a man with 8 doctorates and known for his no-nonsense attitude, unintentionally announced his situationship on intergalactic television.

I've got a theory about why Sampo is so particular about enemies to "watch the face".

And it's not because he's a narcissist.

Sure, he may talk positively about himself, with all that "I take care of my friends", "I say what I mean and I mean what I say", and "Tall, Blue, and Handsome" thing going on, but what if he wants his face to be kept in tact so that when he goes into disguises, he wouldn't be caught?

Because if Sampo got a scar on his face and dressed up as Brughel Poisson, people would immediately recognize that both persons have that wound on the exact same spot, notice their other similarities, and put two and two together.

Therefore, Sampo being concerned for his handsome face may not only be related to this self-praise thing of his (which may also be an act to keep up a certain persona, but that's a theory for another day), it may also be because he wants to keep both of his identites a secret.