I CACKLED

I CACKLED

skz as shit ive heard people in uni say

chan: imo third base is going to her ex's funeral

lee know: *leaving sticky notes for the uni library* thanks for the smut! 

changbin: i fuckin love my gym bros they all look like freshly baked buns ready to be eaten with honey

han: i can't let people know i text ai in my free time

hyunjin: i can only whore around women but jokingly which is SAD BECAUSE I WANNA WHORE AROUND MEN TOO

felix: my bad i forgot your government name and booked the reservation under 'pookie'

seungmin, while talking about his boyfriend: bro just says so much it's hard to keep track

jeongin: i wish my dad knew i was lactose intolerant so he wouldn't have to get milk

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yk when you meet someone just so fucking angelic? like they don't need to say one word and you're already dazzled by them. you don't like them romantically or sexually, you just like them. you like their being and you're so thankful for their existence. with them, there's no sexuality or gender barrier, and I'm saying this bc this one person I'm talking abt is a girl.

I'm heteromantic with very few actual crushes on boys, but ever since the beginning of the school year, there's this girl.

she had this straight messy black hair and this nose that's so beautifully curved and this skin so damn perfect. she wears these baggy clothes and they fit her so well. she walks this specific way where her hands dangle by her sides and her backpack looks so fucking heavy. I have her in band, and she plays the clarinet across from me (i play flute). she's so great, and even when she messes up and you can only hear her breathing through the clarinet she sounds ethereal. there's this perfection to her, but it's not one that makes me insecure or makes me wanna be her. it's one that just makes me want to adore her, like a tall, beautiful Renaissance painting with so much information you stare at it for hours and you still can't comprehend everything going on.

after our first band concert, I walked past her car and saw her through the window. I waved, she waved back with this smile. after that, every time our eyes meet we smile at each other. I always keep smiling for a few more seconds after we've looked away. we never said anything to each other except 'sorry' when we run into each other. I just appreciate her so damn much, it's crazy because I don't know one thing about her expect that she likes Disney bc she has the coolest Disney shirts and that she's maybe Japanese because her name is so cool and every time we have a sub in band they always say her name wrong. they say my name wrong too.

I don't know why I feel like this towards her, but I'm sure it's not a crush bc I can't imagine me dating her or kissing her. what I indeed can picture is us maybe living as roommates, or meeting with a group of friends at a fast food restaurant. I've heard of friend crushes before, where you insanely want to befriend someone, and I think that might be the closest definition.

but not everything needs a definition, right?

I don't need to understand whatever tf it is I feel whenever I see that damn girl to know my feelings are just great to be felt. it's just so positive and awesome and comforting to feel like this, it's like her existence itself is pure warmth, and I know damn well that we know each other from past lives bc it's just too much reciprocated heavenly emotions that we silently exchange for each other.

and I damn well love. it.

As an asexual Stay, this is so comforting for me😭😭😭😭

SKZ reaction to Asexual partner

SKZ x asexual! afab! reader

Wordcount ≈ 700

Warnings: Reader being anxious about telling SKZ she’s asexual, pretty much it. 

Thank you for the request, I wasn’t sure whether you meant a poly relationship or not but I wrote this as a non-poly fic. If I misunderstood, please let me know and I’ll write a new fic but with a poly relationship. 

Asexual pretty much means that the person who is asexual doesn’t experience sexual attraction and/or doesn’t desire sexual contact.

(Y/n) was a bit scared to tell her partner that she was asexual as previous partners and even friends have been unable to understand how she could feel like this, calling her names, and leaving her. (Y/n) was worried that SKZ would do the same even if she knew they were different, but who could blame her? Based on how many others have reacted, her fear is valid. One evening as she and her partner were sitting on the couch watching a movie, (Y/n) asked if they could talk about something. Her partner paused the movie turning toward her to show that she had their entire attention. As (Y/n) told her partner she began crying, fearing that he would walk out of their relationship. 

Bang Chan, Changbin, and Han had the same or similar reactions: 

“Darling, please don’t cry. Come here, let me give you a hug. I love you and that means I love you for the person you are, I would never ask you to change. You being asexual changes nothing for me, I have loved being with you so far and I haven’t felt like anything was missing. I would never leave you for such a reason, don’t ever apologize for being yourself,” (Y/n) was relieved and hugged him until she calmed down and stopped crying. 

Lee Know, Hyunjin, and I.N would have similar reactions: 

“Okay? So what?” The reaction at first might seem cold, but I promise it’s not. “Does it change the way you look at me?” “No? Why would it? Look, I couldn’t care less about that, as long as you’re honest with me I don’t care. I love you, you love me, that’s enough. I don’t need more than that. Now, tell me the names of anyone who has ever made you feel like this is a fault, I just want to talk with them, with my fists,” (Y/n) was shocked but soon enough understood that he wouldn’t leave her and it truly changed nothing about her for him. The reaction might have seemed cold but after that as soon as it was brought up in conversations they would give the other person a threatening glare if they so much as dared think a mean thought about (Y/n). 

Finally, Felix and Seungmin would have somewhat similar reactions: 

Felix would first of all, before touching (Y/n), ask her if this meant she didn’t like his skinship or if it was purely the sexual touches she had no desire for. Once she said that hugs and cuddles were all she wanted he smiled and gave her a warm and tight hug. “I can give you all the hugs and cuddles in the world, so much that you’ll be sick of it. As long as I can do that and make you happy, then I’m happy.” Seungmin would also ask just to make sure that she was fine with holding hands and such things before comforting (Y/n). Once she had calmed down he would ask her to explain all things she liked and didn’t like so that he could make sure he never did anything to hurt her. After that, the two of them would say something along the lines of: “I much rather be with you and live without sex than be with someone else and have sex, because the sex isn’t essential to me, what’s essential is you,” 

Overall, none of the boys would be angry or say anything to hurt their s/o regardless of their sexual orientation. 

man: "I have to be careful bc I'm scared women will accuse me of sexual harrassment."

boo-fucking-hoo, my man.

I'm already planning the funeral🤞

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