What If When Frodo And Sam Destroy The Ring And Return To Gondor Everyone Forgets To Tell Them That Finally

What if when Frodo and Sam destroy the ring and return to Gondor everyone forgets to tell them that finally Gimli and Legolas are together and then they just kiss randomly and Frodo and Sam are like:

Frodo: WTF SAM WHAT'S GOING ON?

Sam: I DON'T KNOW, MASTER FRODO

Bilbo: Now, Frodo, I will teach you how to fight a giant spider

Frodo: When will I ever need to know how to fight a giant spider?

Bilbo: Trust me, you will need it

*many years later*

Frodo: WHY DIDN'T I PAY ATTENTION?

Gimli, before a battle: I'll kill more orcs than you

Legolas: I don't think so

Aragorn: Guys, it's not a competition

Gimli and Legolas: ...NOT YET

Thorin: I can't believe it, I've been a pedophile for all this time and I didn't even know it...

Balin: What do you mean? What happened?

Bilbo: *sigh* He found out I'm 50

Crowley, going to Aziraphale with a whiteboard and a marker: Ok, so here's the plan

Aziraphale: Which pla-

Crowley: Please, questions at the end

Crowley, starting to draw the steps: So, first of all, I ask you if you want to marry me

Crowley: Then you say 'yes'

Crowley: And then we get married

Crowley: Can I hear a wahoo?

Aziraphale: ...

Aziraphale: Wahoo

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