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Gimli, Before A Battle: I'll Kill More Orcs Than You
Gimli, before a battle: I'll kill more orcs than you
Legolas: I don't think so
Aragorn: Guys, it's not a competition
Gimli and Legolas: ...NOT YET
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More Posts from Lavi394
Thorin: I can't believe it, I've been a pedophile for all this time and I didn't even know it...
Balin: What do you mean? What happened?
Bilbo: *sigh* He found out I'm 50
Being a booworm means going to the bookshop, telling to yourself "I won't buy anything, I'll only look what they have here, I already have enough books" and then getting out with twice the books that were in your to-read list.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Fluff, Domestic Fluff, Implied/Referenced Sex, Implied Sexual Content, Scents & Smells, My First Fanfic, My First AO3 Post, Established Relationship, Established Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Summary:
Aziraphale tries a new perfume and Crowley doesn't like it when Aziraphale changes.
Thorin: I can't believe it, I've been a pedophile for all this time and I didn't even know it...
Balin: What do you mean? What happened?
Bilbo: *sigh* He found out I'm 50
Crowley, going to Aziraphale with a whiteboard and a marker: Ok, so here's the plan
Aziraphale: Which pla-
Crowley: Please, questions at the end
Crowley, starting to draw the steps: So, first of all, I ask you if you want to marry me
Crowley: Then you say 'yes'
Crowley: And then we get married
Crowley: Can I hear a wahoo?
Aziraphale: ...
Aziraphale: Wahoo