Directors And Writers Of The Witcher: Ok So Jaskier Is This Extremely Straight Guy Who Sleeps With Nobles

directors and writers of the witcher: ok so jaskier is this extremely straight guy who sleeps with nobles’ wives all the time

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Future!AU in which everyone has much BAMFery, and Stiles likes to pull some cool magic moves to protect everyone from magic-induced rabid werewolves. 

This sounds so cool, can't wait to see where you're taking this prompt!

“A little heads-up,” Theo says, slamming the driver’s door shut, “if we get killed, I’ll break up with you.” 

Stiles rolls his eyes. “We both know that’s a big fat fucking lie.” Slinging his backpack over his shoulders, he turns to the cabin they’ll inhabit for the weekend. “Being the possessive little shithead that you are, you’re probably already scheming how to lock me down for all eternity.” It looks smaller than it did on the website. It’s also in desperate need of a renovation. Or eight. Hopefully, the owner didn’t forget to put the key underneath the doormat. Because the other option was leaving the door unlocked for them, and although Stiles is ready to deal with a demon, he’s not ready to find himself face to face with a knife-wielding maniac at the back of beyond in the middle of the night. Theo might be supernatural but he’s a heavy sleeper. A couple weeks ago, Stiles had to kick him five times until he finally got a response. Come to think of it, maybe he ignored him.

The car beeps, and Theo pushes his keys into the pocket of his jacket. “Not if you keep dragging me into bullshit like this for the rest of our lives.”

That's a cool idea!

When thinking about different scenarios and AUs for Teen Wolf stories, did you ever considered how werewolfs and other shapeshifters would wear armor or tactical gear? How would that even work? I've been trying to figure out a realistic explanation for this situation but unless their equipament was very advanced, with retractable and self adjusting parts,I just can't think how they could wear any protection for combat without limiting their abilities,or tearing tearing their gear apart.Thoughts?

I haven't thought about that either. But I guess they wouldn't? It seems kind of pointless if you have supernatural healing speed, and as you mentioned, it would limit your abilities. I mean, maybe they'd wear some sort of protection for the chest to avoid the wounds that need the most time to heal. Other than that, I don't think they would've worn much.

Never ever make an opinion about a show based on what you’ve seen on Tumblr because for months I legitimately thought that Teen Wolf was about a modern gay adaption of Little Red Riding Hood with werewolves

Maybe both. The emissary could cast magical barriers on his pack before they run into combat, and maybe even stay back and cast adittional protection spells around the battlefield as needed to keep more heavy artillery from hitting them. The pack could also have some armor with moving parts that dosen't limit their shifts, or maybe have armor with openings in parts that would be more heavily altered when they shapeshift, so that things like their claws wouldn't get stuck and the armor wouldn't need mechanisms to adapt. Infused magical barriers on the armor would help too.

When thinking about different scenarios and AUs for Teen Wolf stories, did you ever considered how werewolfs and other shapeshifters would wear armor or tactical gear? How would that even work? I've been trying to figure out a realistic explanation for this situation but unless their equipament was very advanced, with retractable and self adjusting parts,I just can't think how they could wear any protection for combat without limiting their abilities,or tearing tearing their gear apart.Thoughts?

I haven't thought about that either. But I guess they wouldn't? It seems kind of pointless if you have supernatural healing speed, and as you mentioned, it would limit your abilities. I mean, maybe they'd wear some sort of protection for the chest to avoid the wounds that need the most time to heal. Other than that, I don't think they would've worn much.