......... Different Fantasy Races Should Be Impacted Differently By Each Other's Alcohol

......... different fantasy races should be impacted differently by each other's alcohol

no more if this "fine elvin wine" shit, I am going to personally write a fantasy setting in which every human knows that elf booze tastes and feels like fantasy la croix. there's barely even a flavor, and you'd need to drink a few to even get tipsy.

meanwhile, every human with a lick of common sense knows that you need to plan accordingly if you're going to be drinking dwarven liquor, because it hits you hard and fast and you'll lose feeling in your legs faster than you thought was physically possible. the hangovers are the stuff of legend.

We love a well-dressed bard. 

Dylan O’Brien as Thomas on Maze Runner: The Death Cure Production Stills

Sterek + Script (1/?)

“You’re a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant. But scary”