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BWAH MY GOOBERS—

I love them making friendship bracelets while they talk mad smack 🥺🥺🥺🥺 also the beetle bwaaahhh

Love love love your art so much arghhh

Workplace drama :D

@lazywriter-artist

Progress is slow but it continues!!!!

He is forming 😈

Done the unthinkable…had to figure out how to draw him without his robes 😔

He’s naked— and very simplified—

So the race begins 😈

Hims skeleton is half finished

The glow up continues!!!

Very happy with how he’s coming along for eel!!!

Not depicted is his elytra which is attachable by magnets cause it was firing X3

So hyped he almost done!!!

Done the unthinkable…had to figure out how to draw him without his robes 😔

He’s naked— and very simplified—

So the race begins 😈

Hims skeleton is half finished

Art block my beloathed

Been trying to finish art ideas but frrrghhh— though ya know 👀 if anyone just so happened to uh

Leave some art requests in my ask box I may uuhhh get over there and doodle them some stuff teehee

Who knows :3 (I knows)

Summoned once more!

Yeah this tracks—

@m0rbidm1nk @krynnmeridia @v01d-c3rv1d43 if you’d all like to ofc :3

Tag game!!!

Do this quiz

And this picrew

And tag people(obviously)

@anartistwithamask @gummy-axolotl @shadowthegay @auseryoumayknow @copper-ichor @moonysfavoritetoast @alexthescaredenby @invaderxeya @fungal-boy-witch-yay @artists-void @hazbin-hotel-lucifer-simp @ka1-the-pr0ot @theautumnalcat

With peace and love my guess is 3

For mine here we go

I have 40+ plushies

I own the entire shrek series (1-4) on DVD

I have never broken a bone :3

@m0rbidm1nk @niseag-arts @wyn0rrific @systembug no pressure :3

Two Truths and a Lie!

Rules: Share two truths and one lie about yourself, tag five people to guess your lie and to share their own, make sure to guess the lie of the person who tagged you!

and 🤔 mmm I wanna guess that 3, you never went to music festivals, is your lie? I’m real tempted to say 2, but even smart people can repeat grades for one reason or another. Ohh I love this game, though I’m pretty bad at guessing games. I got tagged by@de-sire-blog

Now mine, which I had a lot of trouble coming up with xD

1. I used to get into lots of trouble for fighting and what not in school because anger issues~

2. I was basically raised at renaissance fair for how often my parents and I attended from my birth until I was about 6-7.

3. I once had plans to become a musician and/or actor until I realized my social anxiety was way too terrible, so I settled for doing art instead.

Tagging, but no pressure ~ @thebattlehamster @miss-bibbles @jegulus-trash @clifford-thebigreddog

I made soem art of your sona with yarric

OMFG—

I LOVE THEM!!! TYSMMMMM ARRGGH

cherishing it!! Hanging it on my wall!!! Love them so much 🥰🥰🥰🥰

You aren’t supposed to tell my secret 👹👹!!!

I don’t need ghazghkull breaking down my door to return him!!!!

why steal minis when you can steal the whole man?

Kissy mark on da forehead >:3

Based and true!!!! Why didn’t I think of that 👹?!

It’s just making me think of that one scene from the muppets tbh—

But tysm I love the art 🥰🥰🥰 Lurv my little guy making off with the bestest commissar in my heart of hearts

Space marines with primordial pouches and thick body hair to help protect them in battle

That is all good night

Hello nerds B)

I uh was wondering, anybody got some art requests :3??? Art block is a bitch and I wanna stick it to them 🥰

Feel free to send art requests to my ask box!!!!! Pretty please!!! I wanna draw things for you guys 🥺!!!

@stygiantechpriest

My own personal hell…. (Finally finished his minis but now he has no more babies to put together and all he has left is an emptiness and extra baby bits 😔)

Me, baking, in a slight anxious spiral: what— what do u do if you use too much baking soda?

Baking website I am consulting: hahah! Dont worry silly! If you accidentally use 1 teaspoon as apposed to 1/2 a teaspoon all you gotta do is double the recipe and keep on as instructed! Easy as pie!!

Me: what/

Me, progressively more anxious; what if I use 3/4 cup instead of 3/4 teaspoon?

The baking website I am consulting, gaining consciousness to process this: you what—

Man I love baking

Me, baking, in a slight anxious spiral: what— what do u do if you use too much baking soda?

Baking website I am consulting: hahah! Dont worry silly! If you accidentally use 1 teaspoon as apposed to 1/2 a teaspoon all you gotta do is double the recipe and keep on as instructed! Easy as pie!!

Me: what/

Me, progressively more anxious; what if I use 3/4 cup instead of 3/4 teaspoon?

The baking website I am consulting, gaining consciousness to process this: you what—

I am unsurprised and this is the result I expected (/pos)

Everyone I said I’d do it, so I did. Oc Uquiz.

Moots: @stygiantechpriest @lazywriter-artist @niseag-arts @boykisserwizard @systembug @well-of-silence @astralmight

((Trying to remember all your urls))

Showcasing these tags in a post of their own bc they’re so funny—

(From @qcontinuumumum on this post right here)

I am in stitches-

Emps?-

Oh hush you

A gift! For you! :D Two perfectly normal citizen of the imperium! (I really enjoy your little story, please continue doing your thing! :D)

BEAGH!!!!!!! IVE GOTS A FAN ART

BWAGHHHHHH!!!!!! I genuinely cannot put into words how much this means to me 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I’m very very very happy and over joyed you enjoy my goofy little fellas and I’m just thrilled to see them in your style sososososos much!!!!!!!

BEAGH THEYRE so silly!!!!! Crunching on them like hard candy I love them so much ttytytytytyt soooooo sosososos much

(In light of your little animation, I have another offering, please enjoy! :D They delight me to no end!)

BEAAAAGHHH

Dies a million times over forever and every (positive)

This is so canon and real and true— tzeentch’s spineless self (figuratively and literally) just eternally getting on everyone’s nerves but especially Khorne

A gift! For you! :D Two perfectly normal citizen of the imperium! (I really enjoy your little story, please continue doing your thing! :D)

BEAGH!!!!!!! IVE GOTS A FAN ART

BWAGHHHHHH!!!!!! I genuinely cannot put into words how much this means to me 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I’m very very very happy and over joyed you enjoy my goofy little fellas and I’m just thrilled to see them in your style sososososos much!!!!!!!

BEAGH THEYRE so silly!!!!! Crunching on them like hard candy I love them so much ttytytytytyt soooooo sosososos much

Some answers for @sleepyfan-blog :3

Also while I’m at it idrk how many questions anyone may have but feel free to ask away!!!! My inbox is always open :3 and I love love love yapping about this stuff 🫶

Hello hello yes yes :3!!!!! So I’ll have to tread lightly around some things as there are bits and bobs that are story beats later on but there are a few things I can answer now!

1). Emps brother :0?!?!?!

Emps is 100% human (or well- as human as an immortal perpetual can be anyway) while I do really like the theory I’ve seen floating around that emps could have become/trying to prevent from becoming a chaos god bc belief is a strong thing in the 40k universe this isn’t what is going on in this au ^^! While I can’t say too much, as I’m trying to decide if this will be discussed later in the story or if I’ll just make a little ‘lore corner’ about this sometime in the future, emps is connected to the other chaos gods in a way they (emps and the chaos gods) have decided to label as siblings but emps has some different stuff going on with his situation making him more of a sort of step brother to them :)!

2). TEDDIES?!

The R&R adventures are real and do exist! They’re things that are indeed really happening & and emps isn’t just imagining it!

Malca-bear “speaking” to emps is mostly just him coping with the loss of malcador in his own private means bc he’s a big freak man who’s emotions and coping methods are whacked to the warp and back (/affe)

And yes UwU he does have bears of all his sons (+malcador) in various states at various times(most of his 21 son-bears are fine! What little damage they may get from an upset emps is very quickly repaired at his— sobbing— request,two of them however he has sealed away in a place even his most trusted of individuals don’t know of.) The last panel for ‘the chaos reveal’ is mostly just a fun little eye catcher thing but I wouldn’t put it past an extremely overwhelmed emps to rip it to shreds and then go sobbing to his custodes to pretty please fix his bear (the custodes are the only ones allowed to know about the teddies) and sobbing and crying until he was fixed, at which point he would profusely apologize to the little bear. I think for most of his sons (loyalist) who were lost to the heresy he hasn’t touched since and they sit in pristine condition on a shelf kept sparkling clean with likely custode upkeep set to a higher standard then the emperor allows for himself, his rebellious sons got a bit of scolding and then subsequent apologize they received the same treatment of tenderly being put up and tended to. His ‘still remaining son’ bears definitely are also kept in very good condition don’t get me wrong, he just has less qualms with cuddling them or having little make believe sessions that big E might find very embarrassing if I plastered all over got all to see 👀🤭🤭🤭🤭

A gift! For you! :D Two perfectly normal citizen of the imperium! (I really enjoy your little story, please continue doing your thing! :D)

BEAGH!!!!!!! IVE GOTS A FAN ART

BWAGHHHHHH!!!!!! I genuinely cannot put into words how much this means to me 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I’m very very very happy and over joyed you enjoy my goofy little fellas and I’m just thrilled to see them in your style sososososos much!!!!!!!

BEAGH THEYRE so silly!!!!! Crunching on them like hard candy I love them so much ttytytytytyt soooooo sosososos much