I Dont Get Offended At White People Jokes Even Though Im White Because:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

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#accurate af#and hardison is everyone's big brother#and occasionally grandmother#XD#leverage

Hardison is everyone’s big brother and occasional grandmother, I love that description.

I feel like it’s really easy to lean towards categorising Sophie as the mom friend but like, no. no Sophie is the Cool aunt who’s always slightly tipsy and whisks you away for impromptu shopping trips and lets you drink but Eliot, Eliot is the mom friend.

I’ve seen her perform live.  It was several years ago, pre-transition.  The performance was fantastic and I’m so happy to see her again and wish her all the best.

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Penn & Teller's Fool Us has invited non-fooler's whom they liked back for a second chance.

and THIS MAGICIAN IS A TRANS WOMAN

and her previous performance was PRE-TRANSITION

THIS WAS HER COMING OUT

and she is a DELIGHT AND I LOVE HER

she didn't fool, but i stan DYNA STAATS

A line touch up and recolor of this oldie. So tomorrow…..let’s see what Netflix does…. Also, one day I’ll actually settle on a hairstyle for Jesper.

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

She’d kill you, and you’d thank her.

On Redbubble.