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#not the best month to have a birthday #might as well just stay in and have it in June

It had almost escaped my notice that it is now May, the month that dooms to a heartbroken death 99% of characters from folk ballads. So, if you suspect you may be a character from a folk ballad, for your own safety: 

don’t fall in love, don’t go by the river, don’t go to the sea, don’t talk to sailors, don’t gamble, don’t ramble, don’t go North, don’t go North-West, don’t stand in the wind, don’t dance with anyone named Sally, Sue, Mary, Ann, or Barbara, don’t go to the pub (but if you do go to the pub at least don’t drink, and if you do drink at least pay for your own drink, and if you are absolutely broke and have to let someone else pay for your drink then at the very least do try not to forget to toast everyone you know whom you think might be there very loudly and possibly multiple times), don’t lend money, don’t borrow money, don’t wish you had more money, don’t make plans to make more money, don’t start working for a new employer, absolutely do believe anyone who says they will try to kill you, curse you, or maim you, absolutely do believe anyone who says you might die, turn down every invitation to go a-hunting, horse-riding, or a-courting, be wary of flute players you meet on your path, don’t dance with satanic men in black coats, don’t marry off your daughters to the first man who’ll have them, and don’t promise your true love any herbs you can’t readily plant and gather in your own garden. 

There. That should just about cover you for 31 days. Heed the warnings and you may have a chance to last the month. Good luck.

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Bestie Goals

I kinda wanna be this friend

Temporarily set aside the ones place.  20+40=60; Pull in the 8 so I have 68.  add 7 to 68 by counting on my fingers (69, 70, 71 ...)

I also will sometimes look at that and go: 48. to 58 to 68 and then precede as above. (If adding more then two or three tens places, I will keep track on my fingers as well)

I will then double check myself two or three times.

Potentially relevant info: I have dysgraphia, a learning disability similar to dyslexia.

I would cook a lot more often (by the time I get home its too late to cook) and try to take walks/do some kind of exercise (put on music and dance around my apartment most likely).  I would spend a lot more time reading (reading is my main hobby).  I would have the time/energy to clean my apartment (though to be honest I would still procrastinate and read a book instead).  I would take up hobbies that faded from my life as I had less time, scrap booking and writing predominately.  I already volunteer at my church but this would give me more time/energy to help out and possibly I would find other places to volunteer.

But mostly, I would read.    

Doing research for a thing everyone reblog or reply and tell me what you would do with your time if you didn’t have to work. Like if you suddenly got enough passive income to live a comfortable middle class life and you didn’t have to do a single thing to get it, what would you do all day? 

If you think your answer is embaraseing anon it to me.

Should we have that leftover hasprat for dinner or go to the replimat? 

ds9 art kids ds9 ART KIDS 

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