If You Made Me Choose Between Byclair, Henclair, Elmax And Lumax I'd Probably Start Crying.

If you made me choose between byclair, henclair, elmax and lumax I'd probably start crying.

Rating every ST ship I know about IN DEPTH bcs I'm bored.

Byler - 6/10, I like them but I feel like they're growing apart now. I need mike to apologize for a lot and for them to be okay again, then maybe I'll rate them higher. I wouldn't mind them being endgame!

Mileven - 8/10 I'm so sorry. PLEASE. I'm guilty but please I swear they're just really cute. I can explain. They're so silly I want them to hold hands and happily skip through flower fields without sending Will into emotional and physical turmoil!

Madwheeler - 1/10 Okay? I mean. Alright. I don't have anything against them, it's not like they broke into my house and robbed me. They're cute, I guess.

Elmax - 9/10 I love them so much. They actually developed their friendship, and El is so much more herself when she's around Max. Overall, nothing bad about them. They're cuties.

Lumax - 8/10 I LOVE THEM. They're literally soulmates. I really hope they're happy in season 5 this season totally wrecked me.

Elumax - 10/10 WE'VE WON GUYS! This ship literally fixes me having to choose between Elmax and Lumax. Hopclair shippers also win with this one.

Hopclair - ok/10. One of my favorite moots mentioned them in a repost and I'm pretty neutral on them. See them as more platonic, though they would be cute romantic, too.

Duzie - 6/10, They were ADORABLE, loved the musical, and especially love the fanart. Not much to say abt them to be honest, they're just here to have a good time.

Henclair - 8/10 I love them SO MUCH. The airport scene where they were cuddling made me so happy. They have a special place in my heart, definitely a rare-pare though.

Byclair - 10/10 No need for explanation, they're cute, they're nice, they're non-toxic. It's like a breath of fresh air after being choked and water boarded with the angst of Stranger Things.

Wheelclair - 4/10 Cute, I guess. Personally, I don't ship them, but I see how people could, definitely. Wheelclair shippers be my friend challenge. (PLEASE)

Byerson - 4.5/10 They're cute. Once again see it as platonic, but I see how people would like it romantic.

Steddie - 2/10 Okay, I guess.

Stobin - 0/10 YIKES what.

Jancy - 8/10 Cute. Their development made me smile so big, and every scene they were In together was the cutest. (Especially the scar scene.) I have literally nothing against them, Johnathan was weird for taking those pictures back In season one, but I think literally everyone Is over that. In conclusion, they're good.

Stancy - 1/10 Okay. Not my thing, but It's not like I'm wretching and throwing up at the sight of them.

Rockie - 3/10 Cuties!

Ronance - 10/10 YES! I love them SO much. Infodumping gf x listening gf. They bring me so much joy, they're cute.

Jargyle - 8/10 Again, cute. Nothing against them.

Stonathan - 6/10 Ehh okay?

Stommy - 5/10 Side eye. Just kidding they're okay.

Boyce - 10/10 They're so cute. I sobbed at Bob's death because he was so nice and such a good father figure to Will and Johnathan. And Bob's vampire outfit, them watching movies together, and Bob coming to Joyce's work? They actually make me smile so big I love them.

Jopper - 5/10 OKAY I know people are going to be mad at me for this one, but I don't really care for them. I don't have anything against them they're just like mid to me.

Jaren - 6/10 Okay. I ranked them higher than Jopper purely because they're sapphic. They did have some cute scenes, but It does completely crush Jancy and Byler.

Harringrove - 0/10. Yikes. Honestly, I don't like either of them. Stay safe though!

(P.S, If I missed any, ask me about them in the comments.)

“This is so mapic”

“I know, I really like it right!?”

“I really like it too its my favourite”

——

“So that’s what I want to do with this place right now um but we need to discuss payment mapic”

“AGAIN?!??!!”

*laughs* “again!”

“Again.”

“Yeah! Because I have done quite a bit of work here- like a LOT, right-… I feel like this turned into kinda a mega base I can not lie”

“Okay so there’s a lot more to do?”

——

“Im gonna do like a colosseum down there, I’m gonna change the flooring, gonna make a villager area”

“Your gonna make a villager area for me?”

“Yeah, for you, yeah”

“That seems nice, that does seem nice”

——

“You want me to give you half the average persons amount of hearts??”

“Yeah.”

“That’s insaneee bro, that seems a little coo coo”

“If you don’t wanna do that, that’s okay, I could just like stop building where we’re at right now and you could just pay me 3”

“I see”

——

“You were right but you could have told me to cut back a bit cause yeah this is a lot”

“I could of told YOU, the builder, how to do your job- to cut back a bit”

“Literally yes, yeah”

——

“I let my creativity roam free unfortunately”

“And don’t you just love that though, isn’t that half the fun of this whole thing”

——

“Okay and we’re buddies!”

“We are buddy- Oh true- we are buddies! yeah! Yeah man *laughs* okay I’ll do 4!”

——

“Fuck it, 20 hearts aren’t fun anyways”

——

“Does that include villagers too with the 4 heart package?”

“Yeah villagers um the floors redone, little colosseum thing over there, uhhh I might change this grass to warped stuff like the blue”

“I still don’t really understand you”

“Really?”

——

Flame appearing right before mapic could ask his 20 heart question than mapic saying f it and coming back to ask zam more questions about his pacifism before mane logs on and mapic dips

——

“Why the fuck do you need 5 hearts”

“Uhhh I like having hearts”

“That’s not a good excuse”

——

“That’s the question, who are you trying to drop”

“You think I’m trying to kill someone?”

——

“I’m on to you.”

“You’re on to me?”

“Yeah, that’s all I got to say”

“ *laughs* okay”

——

“ ‘He’s on to me’- whatever that means”

When you think abt ur comfort ship a lil too hard and start twitching and seizing.

uu spoke is so underrated in terms of like. character and all that. nobody besides me and pix seems to take it seriously but his character is kinda tragic

like. the whole reason he was so easily manipulated by ashswag is because ashswag was simply kind to him. ash did the bare minimum of being polite in conversations and valuing spoke’s words and he already had spoke wrapped around his finger. it says a lot, how easily spoke was tricked by that.

im pretty sure he verbally confirmed that ash was one of the few people who’s been nice to him too, but i might be misremembering that so dont hold me to this

theres also how, in spokes pov at least, for the most part he’s just trying to be good and help the server. he wants to atone for his past mistakes and ended up getting framed and jumped by like 10 people

also, can i just say- i was genuinely a bit concerned for him during the nether fight between him and mapicc vs manepear? because he sounded like he was going to start crying and i felt so bad for him 😭

conclusion: woe. uu!spoke be upon ye

-emethyst

Uu spoke is so pathetic it's endearing 🥺 (he has committed a million crimes and is banned from EVERYWHERE)