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Rating every ST ship I know about IN DEPTH bcs I'm bored.
Byler - 6/10, I like them but I feel like they're growing apart now. I need mike to apologize for a lot and for them to be okay again, then maybe I'll rate them higher. I wouldn't mind them being endgame!
Mileven - 8/10 I'm so sorry. PLEASE. I'm guilty but please I swear they're just really cute. I can explain. They're so silly I want them to hold hands and happily skip through flower fields without sending Will into emotional and physical turmoil!
Madwheeler - 1/10 Okay? I mean. Alright. I don't have anything against them, it's not like they broke into my house and robbed me. They're cute, I guess.
Elmax - 9/10 I love them so much. They actually developed their friendship, and El is so much more herself when she's around Max. Overall, nothing bad about them. They're cuties.
Lumax - 8/10 I LOVE THEM. They're literally soulmates. I really hope they're happy in season 5 this season totally wrecked me.
Elumax - 10/10 WE'VE WON GUYS! This ship literally fixes me having to choose between Elmax and Lumax. Hopclair shippers also win with this one.
Hopclair - ok/10. One of my favorite moots mentioned them in a repost and I'm pretty neutral on them. See them as more platonic, though they would be cute romantic, too.
Duzie - 6/10, They were ADORABLE, loved the musical, and especially love the fanart. Not much to say abt them to be honest, they're just here to have a good time.
Henclair - 8/10 I love them SO MUCH. The airport scene where they were cuddling made me so happy. They have a special place in my heart, definitely a rare-pare though.
Byclair - 10/10 No need for explanation, they're cute, they're nice, they're non-toxic. It's like a breath of fresh air after being choked and water boarded with the angst of Stranger Things.
Wheelclair - 4/10 Cute, I guess. Personally, I don't ship them, but I see how people could, definitely. Wheelclair shippers be my friend challenge. (PLEASE)
Byerson - 4.5/10 They're cute. Once again see it as platonic, but I see how people would like it romantic.
Steddie - 2/10 Okay, I guess.
Stobin - 0/10 YIKES what.
Jancy - 8/10 Cute. Their development made me smile so big, and every scene they were In together was the cutest. (Especially the scar scene.) I have literally nothing against them, Johnathan was weird for taking those pictures back In season one, but I think literally everyone Is over that. In conclusion, they're good.
Stancy - 1/10 Okay. Not my thing, but It's not like I'm wretching and throwing up at the sight of them.
Rockie - 3/10 Cuties!
Ronance - 10/10 YES! I love them SO much. Infodumping gf x listening gf. They bring me so much joy, they're cute.
Jargyle - 8/10 Again, cute. Nothing against them.
Stonathan - 6/10 Ehh okay?
Stommy - 5/10 Side eye. Just kidding they're okay.
Boyce - 10/10 They're so cute. I sobbed at Bob's death because he was so nice and such a good father figure to Will and Johnathan. And Bob's vampire outfit, them watching movies together, and Bob coming to Joyce's work? They actually make me smile so big I love them.
Jopper - 5/10 OKAY I know people are going to be mad at me for this one, but I don't really care for them. I don't have anything against them they're just like mid to me.
Jaren - 6/10 Okay. I ranked them higher than Jopper purely because they're sapphic. They did have some cute scenes, but It does completely crush Jancy and Byler.
Harringrove - 0/10. Yikes. Honestly, I don't like either of them. Stay safe though!
(P.S, If I missed any, ask me about them in the comments.)
Being a multishipper in the Stranger Things fandom sucks.
Stop fighting. I'm literally insulting and defending myself every argument. I feel like I'm a 30 year old mom trying to get her kids to stop throwing mac and cheese at eachother. It's not very hard to respect ships.
Look, I don't ship some ships! But do you see me going on other people's posts and commenting stupid stuff like,
"____'s not gay!!"
"what.."
"*insert other ship* solos,"
No. Because I use my brain, which I know may be a confusing concept for some people who decide to hate on ships, and realize that they don't care. I don't care. NOBODY cares. Me commenting a hate comment Isn't going to make them drop to their knees In tears and stop shipping that. It's just going to be a minor inconvenience that makes them feel a little upset.
Just because I don't ship something doesn't mean I have to avidly hate on it like my balls are going to be bitten off If I don't. And I know this has something to do with the blatant homophobia in this community.
"i(nsert character) Isn't Autistic/Neurodivergent!" Why do you care? Are you gonna say Autism was invented in the 2000s? Honestly, with some of the crap in the Stranger Things fandom going on right now, I wouldn't be surprised.
"(Insert character) Isn't gay/trans! It was the 80's!" Again, why does this character not being straight have such a negative effect on you? Why do you care?
"They didn't even interact," Sure, but Stancy interacted for five seconds and the rest of the time they interacted it was almost always toxic, yet people are still shipping them? Why? Probably because they're straight. ( No hate to Stancy shippers!! )
Acknowledging a ships flaws and being a hateful asshole for no reason are two whole different things. And I think this fandom needs to learn how to be decent human beings again.
I've been in this fandom since 2016. I grew up with this show. And old fans? You guys need to get your shit together. The new fandom isn't ruining anything by having fun and making queer rep. If you're gonna be mad about that, fine, but just remember that you're the reason the Stranger Things fandom is ruined. You have made this fandom feel toxic and unwelcoming.
The Stranger Things fandom pee their pants anytime queer rep is mentioned. And people that do ship queer ships go out of their way to hate on the original ships. I don't get it, it's all so unnecessary. You're not proving anything by being an asshole. Anyways, this is just a minor rant! I still love stranger things fans I promise some of you just make me want to explode sometimes.
I told myself I would stop with the Steve is a mom joke for a while, but this popped into my head, but I do feel like Steve might overcompensate in s5:
Jonathan: Does Dustin know you're not his father?
Steve: *scoffs* Of course he does.
Nancy: Then why are you fixing him chocolate milk and cutting the crusts off his grilled cheese?
Steve: Because they're his favorite, and he doesn't like the crusts.
Jonathan: Well, you know, you don't have to do it.
Steve: And just leave the crusts on? Hasn't he been through enough? Dustin, come get your food!
Dustin: Thanks, Mo - I mean, Steve. By the way, uh, mom can't take me my doctor's appointment, can you?
Steve: Sure. *Dustin walks out.* See, he knows I'm not his dad.
Nancy: *narrows eyes* He almost called you mom.
Jonathan: Why are we dating him again?
Nancy: Because we both agreed that we loved him.
Steve: Hilarious.
this is the future liberals want
βyou canβt make every character gay, itβs not realistic!!β well have you considered that im actually going for UTOPIAN
Yess π₯
can you tell i hate that ship /s
PLEASE MORE OF THESE OR ELSE I WILL SEND VECNA TO GER UUU
Stonathan headcanons to brighten your day pt 3 β¨
You can read part 1 here | part 2 here
β¨ Steve loves to hear Jonathan's laugh, so he's always making silly things or telling stupid jokes to try and make him laugh. His success rate is inferior to 20%, though;
β¨ Truth is, Jonathan thinks Steve is really funny, but tries his hard not to laugh, because he doesn't want to encourage this silly behavior - Steve is already silly enough;
β¨ Jonathan made some mixtapes for Steve - that's his love language, music. Steve keeps them all in the glove compartment of his car;
β¨ Steve is always the one initiating physical contact (holding hands, hugging, kissing and stuff), because Jonathan (initially) was just too shy to start them himself;
β¨ The kids make fun of their relationship;
β¨ The first physical contact Jonathan initiated was when they were taking Chester (the Byers' dog) for a walk, Steve was holding the leash on one hand and felt something in his other one - it was Jonathan intertwining his pinky finger with his. He looked at Jonathan with wide eyes. His boyfriend was staring at the ground as his cheeks turned pink. Steve didn't say anything, just smiled and pressed a kiss to Jonathan's hair;
β "Oh Steve, I love you so much!"
β "Cut it out, Sinclair!"
β "I love you even more, Jonathan!"
β "Henderson!"
β¨ Jonathan doesn't like it when people make fun of Steve, like when the kids insult his intelligence - he knows how bratty they can be sometimes;
β¨ Steve is secretly afraid of losing Jonathan. After all, Jonathan's dream is going to NYU and study photography. And Steve? He's not even sure a college will accept him in the first place! So he thinks Jonathan's going to break up with him;
β¨ And Jonathan is secretly afraid of losing Steve. After all, Steve Harrington could have any girl (or guy) from the state of Indiana to Connecticut. Why would he choose to date Jonathan Byers of all people?
β¨ Jonathan hates it when Steve calls him 'Johnny' - Steve does it just to annoy him, actually;
β "Hey Johnny, can you come here for a sec?"
β "Do not call me that."
β "Sure thing, Johnny-boy."
β "Steven."
β¨ They like to watch each other sleep. Steve thinks it's cute that Jonathan sleeps on his stomach, and Jonathan thinks it's cute that Steve mumbles softly in his sleep (sometimes he even mumbles Jonathan's name);
β¨ Joyce and Will were the first people Jonathan told he was dating Steve. Needless to say how happy they were for him;
β¨ They didn't tell the rest of the kids they were dating, but they accidentally found out. Dustin was furious that Steve didn't tell him;
β¨ The first person he actually told was Robin - but she already suspected;
β "So that's why Jonathan's always coming here and you two keep looking at each other like two idiots."
β "Gee... Thanks for your support."
β¨ Jonathan likes to give Steve homemade gifts, like photos and mixtapes - one time he even helped his mom knit a sweater to give him as a Christmas present;
β¨ They are so protective of each other. Steve's the type of guy to shout threats at everyone who even dares to look at Jonathan in a strange way. Jonathan is more discreet, glaring at anyone who starts making fun of Steve, and he certainly won't hesitate to start a fight with the bastard who dares to lay a finger on his boyfriend;
β¨ Steve sometimes offers to watch over Will. Initially it was just to make Jonathan and Joyce happy, since they are still a little overprotective of Will, but Steve soon started to take a liking for the kid. Will is quiet and polite (although sometimes he does act like a little shit, but in an amusing and funny way), unlike the other kids, who are loud, rude and bratty;
β¨ Jonathan is really talkative with Steve. He talks about his job, school, the new photos he took, a new music he heard on the radio, anything. And Steve loves hearing him talk - he could listen to Jonathan talk all day;
β¨ 'Movie night' is code for laying down on the sofa and cuddling together (and falling asleep in the middle of the film).
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