This Is So Mapic

“This is so mapic”

“I know, I really like it right!?”

“I really like it too its my favourite”

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“So that’s what I want to do with this place right now um but we need to discuss payment mapic”

“AGAIN?!??!!”

*laughs* “again!”

“Again.”

“Yeah! Because I have done quite a bit of work here- like a LOT, right-… I feel like this turned into kinda a mega base I can not lie”

“Okay so there’s a lot more to do?”

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“Im gonna do like a colosseum down there, I’m gonna change the flooring, gonna make a villager area”

“Your gonna make a villager area for me?”

“Yeah, for you, yeah”

“That seems nice, that does seem nice”

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“You want me to give you half the average persons amount of hearts??”

“Yeah.”

“That’s insaneee bro, that seems a little coo coo”

“If you don’t wanna do that, that’s okay, I could just like stop building where we’re at right now and you could just pay me 3”

“I see”

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“You were right but you could have told me to cut back a bit cause yeah this is a lot”

“I could of told YOU, the builder, how to do your job- to cut back a bit”

“Literally yes, yeah”

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“I let my creativity roam free unfortunately”

“And don’t you just love that though, isn’t that half the fun of this whole thing”

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“Okay and we’re buddies!”

“We are buddy- Oh true- we are buddies! yeah! Yeah man *laughs* okay I’ll do 4!”

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“Fuck it, 20 hearts aren’t fun anyways”

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“Does that include villagers too with the 4 heart package?”

“Yeah villagers um the floors redone, little colosseum thing over there, uhhh I might change this grass to warped stuff like the blue”

“I still don’t really understand you”

“Really?”

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Flame appearing right before mapic could ask his 20 heart question than mapic saying f it and coming back to ask zam more questions about his pacifism before mane logs on and mapic dips

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“Why the fuck do you need 5 hearts”

“Uhhh I like having hearts”

“That’s not a good excuse”

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“That’s the question, who are you trying to drop”

“You think I’m trying to kill someone?”

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“I’m on to you.”

“You’re on to me?”

“Yeah, that’s all I got to say”

“ *laughs* okay”

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“ ‘He’s on to me’- whatever that means”

Listen, I love Byler and the community, this is by far the funnest fandom I've ever been in, but some of you are straight up jerks.

Those kind of Bylers are completely fine when their mikey poo and willy will are shipped together, but as SOON as Will or Mike are shipped with ANYONE else but each other? Oh, that's a problem.

As soon as I open up the comments of a Lucas x Will, Dustin x Will, Mike x Lucas, Mike x Dustin, Mike x El post it's all "Byler solos", "Byler>>" and "Byler endgame!". And then those are the same people who rant about how Milevens don't respect their ship. You're just as bad. You're being JUST as disrespectful.

I'm so tired of it. It's literally embarrassing to ship Byler at this point. Either respect ships, or admit you're just as bad of a person as everyone else.

Pspsps this Isn't byler hate, of course It isn't, I ship byler myself. It's just so annoying to watch the constant hypocrisy and stupid arguments over silly little stranger things ships, especially between byler and mileven. Anyways, byler and mileven shippers kiss me.

A list of all of my ST ships so far🤷🏾‍♂️

Byclair (Lucas x Will) THEY ARE SO CUTE AND I ADORE THEM!!! Bisexual Non-binary Lucas and Gay Will!

ELMAXXX (El x Max, Big surprise there) THEY ARE SUCH GFS!! Bisexual Trans Max, Lesbian Asexual enby El! (T4t. No critisim)

HENCLAIR!! (Lucas x Dustin) BOYFRIENDS FR! Bisexual enby Lucas n Asexual trans Dustin!! (T4t bc I said so.)

STONATHAN!!! (Johnathan x Steve) Enimes to lovers fr. Bisexual Steve and (They r t4t)

RONANCE <3 (Robin x Nancy) SOFT GFS! RONANCE? ROMANCE Bisexual trand Nancy and Lesbian demigirl Robin! (...T4t.)

JARGYLE!! (Johnathan x Argyle) THEY R CHAOTIC BFS!!!! Bisexual trans Johnathan, Pansexual trans Argyle :) (Can u guess what I'm gonna say? T4t.) I think that's about it?? In conclusion, Gays.

(Update: Byclair is happening. Not exactly sure where this fits into all this...)

(GUYS I LIKE STONATHAN MORE THAN STEDDIE THINGS R CHANGING???)

When you think abt ur comfort ship a lil too hard and start twitching and seizing.