Hello! I'd Like To Give Inumaki An Ugly Christmas Sweater (with High Neck Ofc) That Was Knitted By Reader.

Hello! I'd like to give Inumaki an ugly Christmas sweater (with high neck ofc) that was knitted by reader. It was her first time, but sweater still looks nice; and probably there is a bear pattern or written something cool and funny.

Good luck!

Ahhh this is so perfect for him, I love it! Also, credit for the text on the sweater goes to that one jjk x reader texts person who has Inumaki's name saved as toge bear. Lmk in the comments if you know who it is.

CW: Singular mention of puke (as a description of a color), crack, fluff

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For weeks you had toiled on your secret project, working well into the wee hours of the morning. Weeks of finger cramps, endless frustration, and eyes burning from a lack of sleep. But finally. Finally, it was done.

Holding out the monstrosity you had created, you couldn’t help but to cackle with glee at your horrific creation.

All your hard work and sleepless nights had finally come to fruition, and in your hands you now held the world’s ugliest Christmas sweater.

The base was a puke green shag, mottled with random patches of mud brown. Neon orange sequins had been sewn winding around the arms, the pattern imitating lights strung around a tree. And to top it all off there was a misshapen white bear with lopsided violet eyes on the front above the words ‘My Toge Bear.”

It was perfect. It was divine. It was your best work yet. Carefully wrapping it in navy tissue paper and placing it in a silver bag you throw open the door to your dorm and make your way to your boyfriends dorm.

“Togeeeeeeeeee!”

You call as you burst into his dorm.

“I have something for youuuu!”

“Really?!”

His eyes light up and he quickly pauses his game before swiveling in his chair to face you.

“Gimme.”

You had barely extended your arm and offered him the gift bag before he reached out and snatched it. Scurrying over to the corner of his room, he sat with his back to the wall and eyed you suspiciously as he opened it. And finally, the moment you had been waiting for arrived. Your boyfriend looked at your creation for a couple of seconds, silent.

You were practically wriggling with glee, dying in anticipation for his reaction to your gift. Slowly he looked at you, and an evil smile spread across his face. He stood, and retrieved a gift bag of his own from his closet and handed it to you.

Wait, where was his abject horror? His look of acute betrayal?? What was with that look on his face? You were beginning to feel a little uneasy.

He motioned for you to open it, before retrieving the hideous sweater and what-did he just put it on?

A sly little grin flashed across his face, quickly replaced by one of doe-eyed innocence.

I love it! He signed, gesturing for you to open your gift. Now open yours!

Filled with trepidation, you slowly pull whatever is lurking in the gift bag out into the light. Staggering back, you dramatically fling your hand against your forehead as you drop your gift. Your handsome, loving, loyal boyfriend had finally revealed his dark side. Laying crumpled in a pile on his hard wood floor was not a ugly Christmas sweater, but an ugly Christmas dress, made of itchy wool and covered with bells and flashing lights.

Do you like it?

His shoulders were shaking with the effort of suppressing his laughter, making his signing choppy. Giving him a half-hearted glare, you made eye contact and that was the end. 

The two of you burst into hysterical peals of laughter as you wheezed and leaned against each other. The second one of you was beginning to calm down, the other would hiccup and start giggling, starting a whole new round of cackles.

Once you had managed to get yourselves under control, the two of you each put on your respective gifts and had a photoshoot, dramatically posing with exaggerated facial expressions. As the two of you rolled on the ground, practically sobbing with laughter after Toge attempted to throw a sultry look of his shoulder for the camera, you fell in love with him all over again. This was what you wanted your future to look like; enjoying spending time with the man you love, while laughing over mundane things such as an ugly Christmas sweater.

Hi!!! Your event looked super cool so here I am!!!

I'm roughly 5'3", and athletic, with wavy medium brown hair that falls just past my shoulders, and hazel green eyes.

Now about me...well to start I am an engineering student, and cannot legally drink yet. I've done gymnastics most of my life, although I mostly do it for fun nowadays. My passions include, writing, reading, working out, playing piano, crafts, and of course, anime lol.

I'm pretty outgoing on the outside I guess, but on the inside I'm a mess of crippling social anxiety. I'm also very, very loyal, and very stubborn. I'm also very honest, but have trouble letting people in/trusting new people. I have adhd, so I'm pretty hyperactive, very distractible, and will ramble if you don't stop me. I also get excited very easily, and will start talking pretty loud with big gestures if I get worked up. But when I'm interested in something, I get sucked in and ignore everything around me. Oh, also I need my alone time. Like, I love spending time with people, but I'm happiest when I'm at home by myself.

My preferred anime is jjk.

Thank you so much!!! Congrats and happy new year :)

hi, thanks so much! 🥰 this was a big toss up for me between two characters but ultimately...

i'm pairing you with: 𝑻𝑶𝑮𝑬 𝑰𝑵𝑼𝑴𝑨𝑲𝑰 .ᐟ

your NYE together looks like:

staying in, crafting, and making homemade onigiri (of course). after a couple of failed attempts, you give up and order takeout. you watch fireworks from the comfort of your apartment and share a gentle kiss at midnight.

be the life of the party 🪩🍾

side note: the other character was gojo! but i like the idea of toge with a partner like you for a good balance of personalities 😊

GUYS I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS HE'S GOING TO SEND ME TO THE HOSPITAL FOR HEART FAILURE so the guy i was talking to has known me since high school, right? and all of my friends from high school that that there is this one scene from a rom-com that absolutely melts me. like, that's my dream right? HE JUST RE ENACTED IT TO ASK ME OUT OMFG I'M DYING I WAS LIKE HOLD UP AND WHIPPED OUT MY PHONE TO TELL YOU GUYS BECAUSE HE'S SENDING ME INTO CARDIAC ARREST-

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watching this video made me cry for a man who is a complete stranger. i don't care who you are or what your beliefs are. speak up. please, try to make a change before another father loses his entire family in a matter of minutes. please.

There is a heart wrenching video of a father who went to buy biscuits for his son only to return and find out his son and the man's wife had both been killed by an Israeli air strike. He is seen putting the pack of biscuits in his son's hand and saying "take it with you to heaven".

There is an indescribable pain to all of this, and I don't know what Israel thinks it's doing by ripping everyone's heart out like this if not to make the whole world resent the mere mention of it.

I don't think the question we should be asking at this point is "how do you justify this?" anymore, even if rhetorically. We need to understand that it is simply irrational to expect an occupying power that built itself on ethnic cleansing to provide any means of reasoning.

This is genocide, you don't debate genocide and you don't rationalise genocide.

I don't care what you do, but speaking about Palestine doesn't suffice anymore. Speak louder, force people to have uncomfortable conversations, call whoever the heck your representative is, go out to rallies if you can, push others to do the same - this is unlike anything we have seen.

just read some azriel x reader angst that broke me so bad i can't