Neltharion: Imagine If Someone Handed You A Box Full Of All The Items You Have Lost Throughout Your LifeMalygos:

Neltharion: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Malygos: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Ysera: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Nozdormu: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Alexstrasza: My moral code, is that you? Neltharion: Neltharion: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Neltharion: Okay, truth or dare?

Malygos: Truth

Neltharion: How many hours have you slept this week?

Malygos:

Malygos: ...Dare

Neltharion: Go to bed.

Malygos: I don’t like this game.

Wrathion is so goddamn autistic (Mood tho lmao). There's no chance this child is neurotypical.

Neltharion: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Malygos, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Neltharion: Neltharion: fsh

Neltharion: Violence isn't the answer. Malygos: You’re right. Neltharion: *sighs in relief* Malygos: Violence is the question. Neltharion: What? Malygos, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Neltharion, running after him: NO-

Neltharion: Am I in trouble? Malygos: Take a guess. Neltharion: No? Malygos: Take another guess.