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The Aspects but they're the Cinnamon Roll Meme
Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you: Alexstrasza
Looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll: Nozdormu
Looks like could kill you, could kill you: Malygos, Neltharion
Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Ysera
Sinnamon Roll: Wrathion, Kalecgos. Especially Kalecgos.
Honorable mentions, Tarecgosa looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you, Korialstrasz looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, Ebyssian looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, and Sabellian is a little b1tch.
No Children-The Mountain Goats
Neltharion and Malygos having a divorce: I HOPE I NEVER GET S0BER, AND I HOPE WHEN YOU THINK OF ME YEARS DOWN THE LINE, YOU CAN'T FIND ONE GOOD THING TO SAY, AND I HOPE THAT IF I FOUND THE STRENGTH TO WALK OUT, YOU'D STAY THE H3LL OUT OF MY WAY!
The entire city of Zin'azshari and all of its people: I AM DROWNING.
Why do I only ship things that end in tragedy :(
Like, Vanshaw (Shaw/Edwin Vancleef), Maltherion (Malygos/Neltharion), Blightrunner (Nathanos/Sylvanas), Thornlexton (Lieutenant Thorn/Baros Alexston)
Why can't I have a healthy, normal ship.
Alexstrasza: Where's Malygos, Ysera, and Nozdormu? Neltharion: They're playing hide and seek. Alexstrasza: Where? Neltharion: I don't think you get how this game works.
Neltharion: Anyone d- Malygos: Depressed? Nozdormu: Drained? Ysera: Dumb? Alexstrasza: Disliked? Neltharion: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...
Neltharion: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Malygos: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Neltharion: Three of us saw it, Malygos. How do you explain that? Malygos: *points at Ysera* Sleep deprivation. *points at Nozdormu* Paranoia. *points at Alexstrasza* Delusional.
Neltharion: What’s something you guys are better than Malygos at? Ysera: Mario Kart. Nozdormu: Yeah, video games. Alexstrasza: Emotional vulnerability.
Neltharion: Bye Malygos! Bye Ysera! Bye Nozdormu! Bye Alexstrasza! Bye Malygos! Ysera: You said ‘bye Malygos’ twice. Neltharion: I like Malygos.
Neltharion: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Malygos: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Ysera: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Nozdormu: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Alexstrasza: My moral code, is that you? Neltharion: Neltharion: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
Neltharion: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Malygos: Have everyone stand. Ysera: Bring three more chairs! Nozdormu: The most important ones can sit down. Alexstrasza: Kill three.
Neltharion: *Accidentally hits Malygos in the face* Neltharion: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Neltharion: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Malygos: What’s wrong with you?!
Neltharion: I can explain. Malygos: Can you? Neltharion: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
Neltharion: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen! Malygos: Really? Name one law Neltharion: Don't kill people? Malygos: That's on me. I set the bar too low.
*In the Shadowlands*
Neltharion: Top 30 reasons why Neltharion is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you! Malygos: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!
Alexstrasza: Sorry it took me so long to bail you two out of jail
Malygos: No it’s our fault
Neltharion: We shouldn’t’ve used our one phone call to prank call the police
Neltharion: Violence isn't the answer. Malygos: You’re right. Neltharion: *sighs in relief* Malygos: Violence is the question. Neltharion: What? Malygos, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Neltharion, running after him: NO-
Neltharion: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? Malygos: *chugs entire bottle* Malygos: It’s perfume.
Neltharion: You often use humor to deflect trauma Malygos: Thank you Neltharion: I didn't say that was a good thing Malygos: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
Neltharion: Here's some advice
Malygos: I didn't ask for any
Neltharion: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
Neltharion: Am I in trouble? Malygos: Take a guess. Neltharion: No? Malygos: Take another guess.