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First squad of deathwing assault finished

I love the watcher so much

The Aspects but they're the Cinnamon Roll Meme

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you: Alexstrasza

Looks like could kill you, is a cinnamon roll: Nozdormu

Looks like could kill you, could kill you: Malygos, Neltharion

Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll: Ysera

Sinnamon Roll: Wrathion, Kalecgos. Especially Kalecgos.

Honorable mentions, Tarecgosa looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you, Korialstrasz looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, Ebyssian looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll, and Sabellian is a little b1tch.

No Children-The Mountain Goats

Neltharion and Malygos having a divorce: I HOPE I NEVER GET S0BER, AND I HOPE WHEN YOU THINK OF ME YEARS DOWN THE LINE, YOU CAN'T FIND ONE GOOD THING TO SAY, AND I HOPE THAT IF I FOUND THE STRENGTH TO WALK OUT, YOU'D STAY THE H3LL OUT OF MY WAY!

The entire city of Zin'azshari and all of its people: I AM DROWNING.

Why do I only ship things that end in tragedy :(

Like, Vanshaw (Shaw/Edwin Vancleef), Maltherion (Malygos/Neltharion), Blightrunner (Nathanos/Sylvanas), Thornlexton (Lieutenant Thorn/Baros Alexston)

Why can't I have a healthy, normal ship.

Alexstrasza: Where's Malygos, Ysera, and Nozdormu? Neltharion: They're playing hide and seek. Alexstrasza: Where? Neltharion: I don't think you get how this game works.

Neltharion: Anyone d- Malygos: Depressed? Nozdormu: Drained? Ysera: Dumb? Alexstrasza: Disliked? Neltharion: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

Neltharion: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Malygos: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Neltharion: Three of us saw it, Malygos. How do you explain that? Malygos: *points at Ysera* Sleep deprivation. *points at Nozdormu* Paranoia. *points at Alexstrasza* Delusional.

Neltharion: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Malygos: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Ysera: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Nozdormu: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Alexstrasza: My moral code, is that you? Neltharion: Neltharion: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Neltharion: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Malygos: Have everyone stand. Ysera: Bring three more chairs! Nozdormu: The most important ones can sit down. Alexstrasza: Kill three.

Neltharion: *Accidentally hits Malygos in the face* Neltharion: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'* Neltharion: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?! Malygos: What’s wrong with you?!

Neltharion: I can explain. Malygos: Can you? Neltharion: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Please reblog this with your Alexstrasza slander! I want to know if I'm missing any of her major sins.

So far, I knw she has:

Killed a bunch of innocent blue whelps who had nothing to do with the Nexus war

Waved Malygos' mate's corpse in front of him as a taunt

Condoned, or at least covered up, the forced breeding of Nyxondra

So much child abuse

Literally gave no fucks about Malygos going insane. Like, he was there for 10,000 years and she didn't even think 'We should check on him' until, first, she needed him to do something to benefit her, and second TO MURDER HIM. Like, maybe if you actually bothered to care, the entire Nexus war could have been prevented.

Continued to destroy Black Dragon eggs despite finding out how to purify them. She doesn't even make an effort to regain the technology to purify them. 'Life' my ass.

Add your own Alexstrasza slander in comments and reblogs, please!

'Can you kill god?' With the Dragons of Warcraft+Friends

Thinks they can kill God, can: Malygos, Nozdormu

Thinks they can kill God, can't: Alexstrasza, Sabellion, Nefarion, Neltharion, Arygos, Stellagosa (No hate to my queen)

Thinks they can't kill God, can: Kalecgos

Thinks they can't kill God, can't: Anduin,

Accidentally killed God in a Wendy's parking lot in 2018: Chromie, Wrathion

Will kill God if he doesn't shut up: Kleia

Is God: Pelagos

I just pulled a "DON'T TOUCH MY GODDAMN SON" on Character AI's Deathwing. "My son" is, in fact, HIS son, Wrathion. I don't regret it. You mess with the cub you get the mama bear.

I present not Deathwing, but Derpwing.

Periodic Table of Dragons Pt.3

I'm doing free commissions for those who care btw