Neltharion: I Can Explain.Malygos: Can You?Neltharion: If You Give Me Thirty Seconds To Think Of A Lie.

Neltharion: I can explain. Malygos: Can you? Neltharion: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Neltharion: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Malygos, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Neltharion: Neltharion: fsh

Neltharion: Bye Malygos! Bye Ysera! Bye Nozdormu! Bye Alexstrasza! Bye Malygos! Ysera: You said ‘bye Malygos’ twice. Neltharion: I like Malygos.

I have an absolutely WILD theory about the SCP Foundation.

I think Dr. Bright is Joseph Tamlin Bright.

NO NO NO, don't scroll away, I'm not crazy! Tamlin is basically time itself. This means that no matter when you are, Tamlin is then, too. The Bright we know NOW is not yet Tamlin, but Tamlin is there because when he becomes Tamlin, he becomes everywhen.

To explain the Jack-Joseph thing, he just picked the first J name he could think ok. Additionally, he set up his own birth, so that's weird.

He doesn't have to be OUR Tamlin, but he eventually becomes the next Time. Hell, he doesn't even have to be TIME, he could just be aa god. All I know is that he's sure as hell something more than the amulet. If all of his siblings were born anomalous and their father hates anomalies, why was HE the one their father seemed to like least?

Neltharion: Okay, truth or dare?

Malygos: Truth

Neltharion: How many hours have you slept this week?

Malygos:

Malygos: ...Dare

Neltharion: Go to bed.

Malygos: I don’t like this game.

Jack Bright: LMAO I probably got my coffee addiction from dad, I used to sneak some of his as a kid

Mikell Bright: You know dad used to lace his coffee with meth, right?

Jack: Yeah, no shit Sherlock.

Simon Glass, who was just trying to have a family therapy session: O_O