Maybe I Am A Kobold?

Maybe I am a kobold?

If you tell some kobolds to hold the line they won't give it back.

Is there like a store where I can get them, or do I have to hunt them down like one might with mozzarella sticks?

It's dangerous to go alone, so you should take at least a dozen kobolds for company.

Perfectly reasonable. Carry-on.

Warlock: floating down the river styx on an inflatable donut and high-fiving all the lost souls i pass. i’m on vacation

This is highly important information!

Ok, now what?

Eat your entire rpg collection.

Do it!

My dice bag was getting full. I found this on sale after Halloween and it was just sitting in my closet. Bag of bones is a pretty sick name for my new dice bucket though! This is going to take a while to fill...