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hey girl I canβt find your expiration date, are you still safe to consume?
I painted mozzarella sticks! This was made with watercolor.
Is there like a store where I can get them, or do I have to hunt them down like one might with mozzarella sticks?
It's dangerous to go alone, so you should take at least a dozen kobolds for company.
Arcane Incorrect Quote #16
Vi: They're literally on the menu. I'm looking at them right now, it LITERALLY says mozzarella sticks!
Caitlyn: WE. DON'T. HAVE ANYMORE.
Vi: How about you go to the damn freezer, then, and unfreeze them, because I-
Caitlyn: We make them FRESH, like the ITALIANS
Vi: Why don't you stop lying to yourself?
Caitlyn: Why do you want the mozzarella sticks so bad?
Vi: Maybe so I can, um, I don't know, SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS?
Caitlyn: Maybe I'd like that.
Vi: ...