lemonmaid - God, Strike me now.
God, Strike me now.

I guess I'm a omegaverse writter now request and asks are open! 21 year old burnt out. they/them

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Fast Food Jobs I Think Dorm Leaders Have Worked.

Fast food jobs I think Dorm Leaders have worked.

I'm at work so I thought of this while making food, but send in request!

Riddle Rosehearts : Dairy Queen and Trey's family Bakery.

I feel like after his overbolt he wanted to explore and experience things he couldn't before. So he got a job to try things out.

"Riddle how was Dairy Queen?"

"It was alright for a first job, I hated making blizzards though".

"Yeah when Riddle came to work at the bakery, his muscle memory was the worst".

"How so?".

"Let's say when he was making milkshakes for customers he was flip them upside-down".

Leona Kingscholar : Waffle House

During his teenage angst years he was badmouthinh servants and food workers, so his mom has enough and decided to get him a job so he will understand how hard it is being a worker.

"Leona?"

"..."

"You know that stigma around waffle house? The fights? Let's just say he ran a fight club!".

"WHAT"

"Ruggie cut the shit, I didn't start them, but I did finish them".

Azul Ashengrotto : Family Restaurant

Since it is said his family owns their own restaurant, I can imagine him as a child coming from school and doing his homework in the corner of the restaurant and when he got older (old enough not to break child labor laws ) he worked as a host/server or dishwasher.

"How do you feel about tipping Azul?"

"Well my family pays our workers above minimum wage in the Atlantic, so tipping isn't necessarily but it is seen as a complement".

"PSST Yuu/Name, people tip there more because there's rumors that their family works with the mafia"

"Floyd, stop."

Kalim Al-Asim : Sonic

He saw an ad where the employees got to Rollerblade to cars to being food. He begged for weeks just to have a job. His family complied but he was only allowed to do it for a week with Jamil's help.

"Yeah! It was super fun!! But I wasn't allowed to rollarskate, they said 'we don't do that anymore'. So Jamil took me to Roller-Rink after work!"

"He would pout everytime we passed it on the way home...."

Vil Schoenheit : Starbucks

A video circled around of a blond Karen who looked kinda like Vil (maybe or maybe not it was him, PR teams worked hard) bitching about her Chai latte not being hot. So Vil decided to work at Starbucks for two weeks just to bring up his reputation and "be humbled".

"Did you enjoy it?"

"Kinda, it was a nice experience but so many people came in asking just for autographs to the point where the manager had to put a sign up saying if you bought 20 dollars worth of food or drinks they get a free autograph".

"So we're you the karen?"

"... listen we all have our bad days, but now I get free Starbucks for life. Now what do you want to drink?".

Idia Shroud : McDonald's

Remember when BTS meal was available at McDonald's and workers got shirts are started selling them for hundreds of dollars? I feel like Idia would do the same thing for like a game collaboration or a popular idol group. Literally only applies for the merch.

"Did you enjoy working there?"

"No. The social interaction was awful, people are so fucking rude. I'm sorry that I misheard you when you said you want a fucking mcnugget".

"Damn, salty much?"

"You know how many rude customers got spit in their food? Alot. That's why I will never eat there again" *shivers*

"Welp atleast you got this cool shirt".

Malleus Draconia : None.

I'm sorry but I can not see this man working a day in his life unless he was told to do the dishes as a punishment, but even then he didn't finish doing them because Lilia felt bad

"Child of Man, I don't understand why you have to leave to work".

"Some of us aren't from old money or have a whole ass castle decaded to their "hoard"".

"I don't like your attitude".

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More Posts from Lemonmaid

2 years ago

Board/Card games that are probably banned from the dorms.

Heartslabyul:

Scrabble

Riddle would make the game where you have to use the old dictionary, you can't use slang. Which causes alot of arguments.

"What do you mean I can use the world milf?"

"IT IS NOT A REAL WORD!"

"Oh? It's suddenly not a word then? But I'm not allowed to say it around your mom? Tell me what is a real word because the word you just put down, what was it? 'Punctual'? That doesn't sound like a real word. I've never seen it".

Savanaclaw:

Life, UNO, Bullshit, Sorry!, Poker

Life because it makes everyone who plays it miserable, everyone knows why UNO isn't allowed but bullshit because Leona can't stand it. Everyone has a great poker face and no one can stand the arguments.

"Ruggie, did you just say three fours? "

"Yes"

"But you played two fours last round?"

"Maybe"

...

...

"Bullshit"

Ruggie did infact played three fours, so leona ended up with the whole deck and lost. He has banned the game.

Octavinelle:

Monopoly, Poker, Blackjack

Fun fact it was Azul who banned this game himself, he hated losing.

"Floyd you can not buy that property"

"Why?"

"Well because"

"I have 500 dollars, the lot is 500. I can buy it"

"YOU ALREADY HAVE HALF OF THE BOARD"

"It's just a game"

Scarabia:

Mancala, DND, Clue

DND is banned because is stresses Jamil out too much, he is the only one keeping track of everyone's character sheets, and the campaign.

"WAIT I WANT TO ADD SOMETHING ABOUT MY CHARACTER IN THE BACKSTORY!"

"Kalim... this is the fifth time we've stopped the game for you to change your character sheet..."

"Well, I just forgot to write something down?"

"Are you cheating?"

"No?"

"Kalim are you trying to change your characteristics so you can beat the next coming boss? Because it doesn't work like that. Also don't say "what boss" I saw you yesterday peaking at the campaign sheet".

Pomefiore:

Clue, Go, Mahjong

Clue is banned because Rook insisted one night to have everyone acted it out. Kinda like hosting your own Murder Mystery.

The game had to be stopped so many times because "someone wasn't acting the right way" ans there was confusion between everyone, it ended in an argument between everyone and everyone claiming that there was someone cheating.

"Epel your southern accent is ruining the theme of the game"

"I don't think my accent is the problem here, why is Rook speaking in complete French? How are we supposed to be understanding the game if the host is only speaking French?"

"Well maybe if you took the French lessons I told you to take, we wouldn't be in this mess"

Ignihyde:

Cards Agaisnt Humanity, Pokémon, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Yu-Gi-Oh! Is banned because Idia will try to say everytime he is close to losing that the opponent card is invalid some how or agaisnt the rules because "he didn't summon it right".

"You just cheated,"

"Um how"

"Ortho do a play back play"

"He cheated! He put a card in a deck while no one else was looking! Also his cards are fake"

Diasomnia

Risk, War, Scrabble, Poker, Crazy Eights, Monopoly.

Most of these games are bammed because the group played them for y e a r s also Sebek purposely loses to let Malleus win.

Like, Malleus and Lilia played Monopoly for six years straight.

"Father, can we please just end the game? I don't want to keep seeing Sebeck purposely loses territory to Malleus"

"Sebek, is this true? Do you not have faith that I will win?"

"NO SIR THAT ISNT IT, AM JUST TERRIBLE AT RISK"

"Oh that's for sure, you only have three men left. If anything I am wining ~fufu".

Ramshackle:

Chutes and Ladders, Candy Land, UNO

Grim can't count and cheats in every game they have.

"Grim, we just saw you drop cards onto the ground"

"WHAT? I wouldn't never cheat henchmen!"


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2 years ago

Rules and Fandoms:

I will not write:

Incest

Vore

Student/Teacher relationship

Pedo/Shota

Real life shipping, ( x celebrity/YouTuber

Real life tragedies romancized

Age gaps as in, 18 x 40 year olds or 15 x 18. I will do 23+ and up because I feel that is more mature.

I will not age up characters under the age of 18 .

If a character is a minor I will only make it platonic. Unless it is a ship between two minors, but I will not write NSFW for said ship.

Non-con/ Dub-Con

Self-harm romancized

Zoophilia/ animal abuse

Little's and Care Givers

Fandom I will write for:

JOJO BIZZARE ADVENTURE

My Hero Academia

Genshin Impact

Chainsaw Man

Sk8 to the Infinity

Attack on Titan

Haikyuu

Twisted Wonderland

Obey Me!

Heavens Offical Blessing (Charater X Charater).

Jujutsu Kaisen

Ouran Host Club

DeathNote

Given

Mysic Messangers

Love and Deepspace

But if there isn't a Fandom I put on here that you would like to request I will try my best to write for said fandom as long as I can read or watch show

Prompts I am okay with

Omegaverse

Yandere

Character x Character

X readers

School AU/College AU

Angst/slow burn

Fantasy

Royal AU

Isekai

Gender Swap

Headcannons

Turned into a child, platonic

Nsfw, aka smut.

My requests are most likely going to be almost open. I am willing to do asks but I do not like giving personal info. I have extreme paranoia which leaves me to delete everything if I think someone is stalking or following me, it is apart of my Bipolar and OCD but I am working in it.

Thank you do much for the likes and reposts!

2 years ago

For those who haven't gotten wind of this yet: Twst announced that Book 7 will be different from the other books in terms of delivery.

The JP players are theorizing 2 possibilities:

The entire story will be retold in Malleus' POV. A popular theory is that he's been repeatedly rewinding time (not necessarily time, maybe even hopping universes) and is actively looking for a "perfect happy ending."

There will be a route split. Since the mirror has been hinting that Yuu is actually pretty evil, I'm thinking there's a possibility to go against or to be Malleus' ally in whatever the hell he's trying to achieve. Maybe Yuu's even in on the whole rewind thing because they don't want to go home or also don't want their life at NRC to end.

Personally I just want the option to stay with malmal even after graduation LOL. He'll be my happy ending for real. 🥹 Baby everyone might come and go in your life, but I'll be the one constant thing you can hold onto.

2 years ago

I was in the middle of write and Tumblr had to refresh and I just lost everything 😭


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2 years ago

So like, what part of Mallues birth celebrated? He is royalty so like did he get the circle of life treatment?

So was it after his mom gave birth to him as an egg? And (he) the egg was shown to the kingdom.

Or

After he hatched he was shown to the kingdom.

I also imagine that his shown off was very eventful, if I remember correctly Fae have a hard time reproducing (which is why they steal children). So what if they did both, like

"here is the egg!" *cheers* .

"here is the boy!" *bigger cheers*.

Idk I'm sick rn and like almost delirious.


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