Looks Like A Cinnamon Roll, Is Actually A Cinnamon Roll: Horace Somnusson

looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: Horace Somnusson

looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: Emma Bloom

looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: Bronwyn Bruntley

looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: Enoch O'Connor

sinnamon roll: Jacob Portman

Jacob: Okay, now we need to use our brains to solve this enigma.

Emma: Let’s just ask Millard instead.

Bronwyn: Hey Millard, what’s the solution?

*silence*

Bronwyn: …Millard?

Horace: Oh God. We lost him.

Enoch: We left him at the station. He wasn’t with us on the train.

Emma: I feel horrible. Poor boy, I wonder where he is right now. Maybe he’s suffering under the rain…

Bronwyn: …hungry…

Emma: …naked.

Bronwyn: Poor, poor boy.

*meanwhile, in a warm living room full of precious furniture, with three sofas and tea and biscuits (so British) on a small table*

Millard, covered by stolen clothes, drinking tea and talking with a lovely old woman: *thinking* Enjoy your fuckin train, you fake friends.

Spoilers for the irodori festival event in Inazuma:

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Klee talks about Kaeya so much. Big brother Kaeya confirmed. Also, Kaebedo confirmed, Klee remembered that Albedo draws Kaeya a lot.

inside (modern day) jacob portman’s phone

LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY

Please interact if you’re a MPHFPC blog

Hi, I made a side blog for mphfpc stuff and I need to follow other blogs so I can actually add content on here…plus I’d like to make friends. So uh…please…interact with this post, tag people, whatever you want (especially if you’re also a fictive or kin from this source)