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I Was Trying To Avoid Writing This Bc I Feel Bad About It And Kind Of Pretentious That I Feel The Need

I was trying to avoid writing this bc I feel bad about it and kind of pretentious that I feel the need to??? Idk, but for anyone who’s requested something recently I have not forgotten you! I’ve just been kind of caught up with other hobbies n stuff so it will take a bit to get to but you will have it eventually👍

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2 years ago

Twst X Male!Jibaro!Yuu

Head-canons

For anyone who doesn’t know what Jibaro is (at least in reference to this) watch this vid https://youtu.be/j6fRCupGH2Q

For those who do know, these are gonna be head-canons about the siren not the soldier

🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹

This will always be in the bullet points

IS THIS AGAINST THE RULES???

Who cares he’s healing let him have this

You would be interested in his UM which led up to how you two officially met

He would invite you to all the tea parties and help you pick out outfits to show off your jewels while also fitting the aesthetic of the party

This is a lot harder than expected

Riddle always looks forward to your arrival as they are all quite entertained by your dancing

He’ll pace around and try to make sure everything is as perfect as possible

He really wants to impress you

Your voice makes Riddle blush rose red

Would give you any pretty jewelry he comes across or just give you red flowers

It makes him happy when he sees you’ve added it to your usual outfit from time to time

Always willing to help you study or even answer questions about the world of Twisted Wonderland

You two have a lot of lakeside picnics, both because of privacy but also so he can see you dance on the water

It always leaves him in awe, jaw on the floor

I’d imagine that at some point in your relationship you would occasionally give him jewels that you’ve hoarded

As a being who’s dedicated to jewels n such this would kind of be a huge deal

🦁Leona Kingscholar🦁

You would be very interested in his habits

But not in a creepy way *cough**cough* Rook

You would go to the botanical garden often to practice dancing since it’s sort of like a release for you and it’s the closest thing that simulates your natural home

He would hear your calls and like everything, would be drawn to it

He physically gets up and peaks from the bushes to see what it is

He’s not mad, more interested

Then he sees you dancing like a graceful swan

His jaw drops

Your sparkling body leaves him breathe less

Without thinking he walks towards you making you feel startled

Due to your frequent visits to the botanical garden his presence becomes clockwork, basically expected at this point

Your probably the one thing that could persuade him out of a nap

Thinks your ability to control people with your voice is cool asf

Still super protective

He knows how his dorm could get, and he doesn’t trust many around you for fear of them taking your beauty

A little skeptical to let Ruggie go around you for a while

Enjoys your quiet nature, he can’t explain it but your presence is relaxing to him

He likes the way you cuddle people

Definitely not something he’s seen before but he finds it endearing

Would call you his Gem

🐙Azul Ashengrotto🐙

Would drop whatever it is he’s holding the moment he sees you

YOU’RE JUST SO GORGEOUS

Like many, is very curious about your multitude of jewels

Would probably have to be told by you or others that your skin is literally gold before really believing it

Because he’s a mer creature I doubt your calls would have much (if any affect) on him

Aside from making him swoon

Gifts you pearls for your growing ensemble

As soon as he sees your dance not only is he praising you to high heaven, but he’s requesting you be the special entertainment for the Monstro Lounge

Not everyday of course, then that wouldn’t be very special

Maybe like once a month

Since it’s a very aquatic location filled with your target audience you agree

This backfires on Azul by the many MANY boys you have coming your way now to court you

But he also did make a crap ton of money

He’s conflicted

This makes him insecure, and even through your very little information on humans (or human presenting beings) you can tell something is not right

You’re eagerness to be around him and learn from him however does wonders to rid him of his insecurities

Still needs reassurance from time to time

Maybe a private dance will suffice😏

(They’re only dancing what were you thinking perverts🤨/hj)

Wonders everyday how he made such a catch but he’s not complaining

🥳Kalim Al-Asim🥳

Deadass like 😳

BRO YOU HAVE GOLDEN SCALES

HOLY CRAP THAT’S COOL

-Kalim probably

He would immediately show you to his treasure chamber where you would be deeply infatuated with all the jewels

He would let you take some

Loves to give you different clothing options to both show off your beauty and be mobile enough for dancing

Btw he would be high-key OBSESSED with your dancing

When I say obsessed I mean OBSESSED

He cannot take his eyes off of you

He will always ask you to dance whether it’s with him or just showing off your impressive skill

He would beg you to teach him how to dance like that

(So would Jamil but he’s not the mc rn)

He thinks your quiet but curious nature is delightful

But not to worry he speaks enough for the both of you

He’s been conditioned to love the sound of clinking jewelry because that usually means you’re coming his way

He invites you to every party and finds a way each time to make you the center of attention

Likes cuddling up to your cool golden scales in the desert heat

He goes goo goo eyes if he hears your siren call (dw he doesn’t die) (bc I said so)

🦚Vil Schoenheit🦚

He would be jealous

He would be SOOOOO jealous

After all what is more beautiful than a golden dancer with an enchanting voice

His own tendencies towards shiny objects (regular jewelry) and his natural beauty is somewhat the thing that draws you to him

You are his MUSE

He loves taking photo shoots with you

Or photoshoots of just you

None of them do your true beauty justice in his opinion but it’s close

Your top supporter for dancing

He tries to convince you to go professional but you wouldn’t like that very much

He respects your feelings but will still brag about you online

Tries different makeup looks on you that go well with the gold

Orders special products specifically for keeping your gold nice and shiny

Spoils you with so much more jewelry than you could imagine

Which he will gladly help you put together into an outfit

Which is another thing he relentlessly spoils you with

You’re one of the few people this man is truly and deeply in love with

💙Idia Shroud💙

Will physically freeze if he sees you

SKIN MADE OF GOLD

HOW OP IS THAT

CAN CONTROL PEOPLE WITH YOUR VOICE

HE’S AT LEAST LEVEL 150

-Idia

Doesn’t even attempt to interact with you at first, he thinks your too good to even breathe the same air as him

Instead you come to him

It’s mostly his hair and curious habits that draw you to him

As a water being I imagine fire isn’t your best friend BUT FIRE FOR HAIR

That’s so 😳

You will often walk up on him without his notice and touch along his hair

After all you are gold, it would have to be a lot hotter to even make your hands drip

Squeals and runs away immediately

You’re let into his dorm by Ortho who is very fond of you since you treat him so kindly

Since you’ve never even laid eyes on a computer screen his games interest you thoroughly

He teaches you how to play a lot of em and you find a lot of entertainment in them

You’re weirdly good at beat saber due to your fast reflexes and flexible body

You enjoy stealing his hoodies because sometimes people ogling your jewels gives you anxiety

He gets the feeling and is more than happy to lend you his hoodies

While he’s playing games you’ll sit on his lap or cling to his side/back like a koala

He struggles to keep his composure

Willing to go out a little more if it means seeing you dance

How he bagged a complete SSR he’ll never know but he’s grateful

🐉Malleus Draconia🐉

You know how dragons are usually depicted as hoarding treasures or just being drawn to them in general?

Yeah, that’s how it was

You were like a treasure from another world and he wanted you so bad

Your lack of fear to approach him and the curious gaze you always gave him about his appearance was very amusing to him

It felt like you two were so similar but you still held an incredible uniqueness he didn’t even think possible

Is like putty in your hands when you begin your siren call

Like Kalim, could watch you dance for days

Sometimes you dance up to him so beautifully before placing a kiss on his lips

This has never and will never fail to make his face go beet-red while attempting to stutter out some sort of response

You will constantly dress him (specifically his horns) in dangling jewels

He’s gotten many stares, not of fear but of infatuation

His intimidating aura mixed with his handsome looks and golden accessories makes him a nice view on campus

Has more people complimenting him rather than running from him in fear

He always credits you with this

Gives you breathtaking jewels nearly everyday

You have a collection now

You’re his treasure and if anyone dared to lay a finger on you they would be no more🤗


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3 years ago
Don't Ask Me What This Is Supposed To Be Because I Genuinely Couldn't Tell You

Don't ask me what this is supposed to be because I genuinely couldn't tell you


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2 years ago

I bet that the 1st years would be protective of Mc

Someone picks a fight with Mc, or disrespect them, and with in a few seconds there's pounding footsteps in the hall, and an Epel whose ready to kick the shit out of the bully

Ace would punch them, Deuce would summon a cauldron, Sebek would be yelling and degrading their existence, and Jack would hear what happened first before doing anything. The enlightened one he is..

Epel would definitely but only if Vil isn’t around because he doesn’t want to get his ear twisted and scolded for bad behavior.

Grim would set them on fire bc why not….

2 years ago

I'm not really into Heavens Officials Blessing Fandom or well not yet, but.....

Can I get the First Years with Male!Hua Cheng!S/O?

TWST First Years x Hua Cheng!Yuu

I did my best with him, his main personality trait is just simping for Xie Lian unrelated but you are gonna love the show bro

♥️Ace Trappola♥️

why does his last name look like spaghetti

ANYWAYS I feel like at first he would jokingly try to show his dominance over you

You're an attractive guy with long hair, a mysterious eyepatch, muscles, and you're just taller than him

Every dude in school is all over you whether it's for romantic reasons, they want the clout of being your friend, or they want your exercise routine

Ace at first thinks his feelings towards you is envy since you get a lot of attention (and are crazy powerful like wtf) but after some thinking on it he realizes it's jealousy

Instead of confronting it he just pushes it way down and pretends it does not exist because he refuses to come to terms with the fact that he likes you

If say (god forbid) Xie Lian didn't exist in your original world then Hua Cheng would treat Ace like he would Xie Lian

Ace is not used to this in the slightest

You treat him like a piece of treasure, yet Ace is shoving as many pieces of gum as he can in his mouth because Deuce dared him

Both you and Ace actually have very similar attitudes, you don't do things for others unless it's for your benefit or it's for someone you know well and are fond of in some way

This makes your relationship to each other incredibly loyal and Ace appreciates that he's found someone who can see deeper than what he shows people and actively reciprocates it

You're always on Ace's side even if he's clearly in the wrong or just being stupid

You would help him fight Riddle no doubt

When (not if) Ace gets into a fight he always threatens people by saying something along the lines of "You wouldn't mind if I brought my buddy Hua Cheng right?"

Everyone scrambles

Those who don't are sent to the infirmary in 10 seconds or less

Magic and stuff works very differently in your separate worlds so I don't know how much help you would be to him when it comes to teaching but Ace likes to watch the stuff you make

His favorite is probably Blood Rain just because it seems so menacing but it does literally nothing

♠️Deuce Spade♠️

refer to Ace Trappola

JK but I can't deny I do feel like there are a couple similar traits here

The biggest one being loyalty, they're both very loyal boys but Deuce is more outwardly with it and is still willing to help others he doesn't know very well

You admire his efforts in his studies and just in everything he does overall

he may not be amazing at everything he does but he always gives it 100% and you love that about him

You're aware of his efforts to not pick fights with people so whenever you feel that may be happening you just gently put your hand on his shoulder, nudge him to the side a bit, and fight the person for him

You have no reason to keep a reputation in tact so may as well go nuts while ensuring your BF doesn't get in trouble

To Deuce this feels like the ultimate form of you showing your love

And it kind of is lol

Remember that scene where deuce thought that store bought eggs had baby chicks in them

Yeah that but you just smile at him and say nothing

Ace will have to be the one to correct him eventually

You would still somehow defend Deuce

It's still a recurring argument in the friend group

🐺Jack Howl🐺

He looks up to you like he looks up to Riddle

if you haven't read the vignette he basically respects Riddle since he puts in the hard work to get what he wants and doesn't take shortcuts

Don't know how much that personality trait applies to you but you're someone who came from a hard knock life and now you're one of the most powerful in your world (probably in their world too let's be honest)

If you thought ADeuce was loyal OH BOY you're in for a treat because this man will not leave your side unless he has to

Obviously if he thinks you may not be okay with him constantly by you're side he'll leave but if you like him as much as you like Xie Lian you'd be begging him not to

From an outsiders perspective looking in, your relationship is both somewhat hard to read but also tooth rotting sweet

Jack tries to put on a tough boy persona around everyone but is actually very sweet and loves affection, while one of the most intimidating people in school is all over him like he would die without him

This makes jacks face so red and leaves his tail constantly wagging

I feel like you'd just walk up behind him and grab his tail to spook him

This makes his ears perk up cutely

Jack is so used to being someone who's physically stronger than others so the moment you pick him up bridal style with no restraint leaves him floored

he tells you to put him down so he doesn't have to admit he likes it

You can tell by the tail though so you do it any chance you get when you're alone

He likes the butterflies that you create

They're so bright and beautiful and he has butterflies in his stomach when you make them fly around him and land on the tips of his ears or nose

🍎Epel Felmier🍎

you would bond over something very unlikely

like carving

he carves you apples, and you give him life sized statues of him in hyper realistic detail

Something about it creeps him out but in a good way

You would probably carve them in such a way that it gave him a bit more muscle

that's probably why he subconsciously likes them so much

Vil is jealous his first year managed to get such an attractive and dedicated peer before he did

he constantly asks you for tips on how to be more manly

you probably say some crap like "You're already the manliest man I know🥰"

He appreciates the self-esteem building but sometimes he would prefer if you took it a little more seriously

If he wanted to, you would probably help him get on an exercise regimen to build more muscle so he can get that ManlyTM aesthetic

Vil isn't against bettering oneself but if he finds out Epel is trying to build heavy bulk or something he would confront you

You would either tell Vil the truth but defend Epel or just lie to Vil about your plans

You defend Epel against a lot of things

Vil wants to unalive you at this point but then he'd ruin his clothes

You two are like the meme where Person A is trying to fight Person C but Person B is right behind them threatening Person C if they do

Epel thinks people are afraid of him and this gives him a confidence boost

Seeing him happy makes you happy

I don't know why but I feel like if you guys were play fighting and you just picked him up and threw him it would make him happy

He's always running up to you asking to be thrown like a kid in a pool

⚡Sebek Zigvolt⚡

This is giving me strong "I had to get a support dog for my support dog" vibes on Malleus' part

You like to bother him 24/7 and Sebek pretends like he doesn't like it and is always yelling at you while you just stand there like :)

It makes him flustered that someone is willing to not only put up with a part of him so many find annoying but embrace it too

You don't understand his obsession with Malleus but you can relate to having someone you care for so deeply you'd do anything for them

Sebek has a hard time seeing himself that way since his entire life has basically been for Malleus but he can't say he doesn't appreciate it

In the beginning of getting to know each other he thinks you're another lowly human

When you make the sky start bleeding he starts to wonder if he should've retracted that statement sooner

Knight training together?

Knight training together

He may have been training his whole life to be a knight but you have like 800+ years experience he has much to learn from you

Eventually I think he would view you as someone equivalent to Lilia which if you're not already aware is an incredibly high honor in his eyes

Which makes him all the more flustered when out of anyone you chose him to court

If he does that thing where he says something nice to you in a very loud and formal voice you would hold the exact same energy

"YOU ARE VERY SKILLED AT SWORDSMANSHIP DESPITE YOUR INCONVENIENT CLOTHING OPTIONS AND UNRULY HAIR!"

"THANKS I THINK YOU'RE HOT TOO"

This happens a lot

Everyone knows that when it starts they need to cover their ears for the next 5 minutes or so

I think Malleus truly does appreciate Sebek's loyalty to him but sometimes he needs a break so he's very happy that you provide that for him by keeping Sebek distracted

His eyes are so pretty please compliment them


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2 years ago

Papa Crewel when he hears that his only child got 20+ boyfriends

Papa Crewel When He Hears That His Only Child Got 20+ Boyfriends

The biggest insult to injury is who their boyfriends are. Yuu you couldn't have dated the honor roll? Some aspiring doctors maybe? They had to go for the schools con man and his goons, a boy who has almost been assasinated multiple times , a shut in weeb, the guy that got held back, a guy that hypnotized them, Ace and Deuce, the list goes on. Yuu is dating every fathers worst nightmare at the same time.