I Bet That The 1st Years Would Be Protective Of Mc

I bet that the 1st years would be protective of Mc

Someone picks a fight with Mc, or disrespect them, and with in a few seconds there's pounding footsteps in the hall, and an Epel whose ready to kick the shit out of the bully

Ace would punch them, Deuce would summon a cauldron, Sebek would be yelling and degrading their existence, and Jack would hear what happened first before doing anything. The enlightened one he is..

Epel would definitely but only if Vil isn’t around because he doesn’t want to get his ear twisted and scolded for bad behavior.

Grim would set them on fire bc why not….

Just gotta drop this here for anyone in the void

I was trying to avoid writing this bc I feel bad about it and kind of pretentious that I feel the need to??? Idk, but for anyone who’s requested something recently I have not forgotten you! I’ve just been kind of caught up with other hobbies n stuff so it will take a bit to get to but you will have it eventually👍

heya! I was wondering how the dorm leaders would react to a eah!cerise hood!yuu? and if you write for ruggie or jack, then can you add them too? NO PRESSURE

Dorm Leaders + Ruggie & Jack x Male!EAH!Cerise Hood!Yuu

When I was writing one of my current posts I actually had this exact thought

(Also I’m so sorry on the wait :,))

🌹Riddle Rosehearts🌹

He admires your loyalty to those you love but at first he thinks you’re just like everyone in Savanclaw

But even if you may be a rebel you know how to get along with royals

Once he understands that you’re not just some energetic rule breaker like many people there and actually sees what lies beneath he enjoys you’re company

He doesn’t completely relate to you’re feelings of having to hide yourself but he sympathizes nonetheless

He would very much encourage you to bd more proud of your appearance and let go of the prejudice notions instilled in you back at EAH

I do not know why at all but I just have a feeling that Cerise would memorize and follow all of the 800+ rules

I seriously cannot decipher why you just would

But you don’t make others follow them, you find them entertaining but definitely nonsense

You would insist of serving him tea whenever you can because your love language is most definitely service

You suck at croquet but that’s an excuse for Riddle to do the typical Teaching You How To Play Golf With a Small Heaping of Romantic TensionTM

You both are oblivious to what this looks like but Cater is snapping pictures left and right

He likes to dress you in formal Heartslaybul attire because you just match so well with it

A lot of dates are picnics in the rose maze because he knows how much picnics mean to you in you’re family experience

With the hedgehogs ofc

Also likes playing catch with you, he likes how happy it makes you

Carry him bridal style while running full speed is 👌

He’s beet red tho

🦁Leona Kingscholar🦁

The vibe here is old married couple

I don’t know why but it is

I think you guys would get to know each other through spelldrive practice

You show up since it’s probably to track and field you can get and you’re a bit competitive

Leona’s jaw is nearly on the ground when he sees a (presumed) human with essentially no special traits run fucking CIRCLES around the entire class

At one point to really test you they probably put you against the entire team

You won

And boy that is HOT

Forget herbivore you’ve been upgraded to LIONESS

Yes ik you’re a guy but gendered terms are outdated take it up with Vil see what happens

He attempts to court you and you would definitely pick it up quickly it’s more the disbelief that he would want to

Once you accept it’s like those dog/cat relationships you see on google images

Exhibit A

He’s a lazy lion with a hyperactive wolf bf

Perfection

If you sleep he flops on top of you

If he sleeps you physically drag him out of bed to play a game or smthg

Lots of play fighting but not very frequently

He finds entertainment in throwing a frisbee a watching you catch it

🐺Jack Howl🐺

Did you know that when wolves mate they mate for life?

That's the vibe here

There may be plenty of other students with a wolf heritage at school but there's just something different about you

He's sort of intrigued by your mysterious aura and wants to get to know you better but he's kind of embarrassed to

If he ever sees you running he would definitely want to ask you to race

You're the only person in school who could beat him and that's when he knows he would want to pursue something more with you

Just about everyone in school knows of your wolf heritage even though you try to hide it, most people didn't even know that you were hiding it

It’s kind of a breath of fresh air when you realize you don’t have to hide yourself since people just. Don’t care

Unlike EAH, wolf hybrids are very common in Twisted Wonderland meaning you’re just what you wanted to be, normal

And even though you would love whoever you end up with there’s something special about being with specifically a wolf hybrid partner because they understand the small and the big things that come with being part wolf

For instance, play fighting

Lets just say play fighting is a TIME for anyone involved

You throw Jack across the room and he rushes back with the same fervor

Everyone evacuates the area since they think it’s an intense lover’s quarrel but you both are just discussing what you want for lunch

Idk if wolves hunt for each other but let’s say you guys do

By that I mean you both try to be at the front of the cafeteria line to get whatever the other wants

It’s cute puppy love :)

🍩Ruggie Bucchi🍩

You and Jack are twins he swears

If you and him are any ounce of close you’d be adamant on helping him with his errands

No matter how much he tries to deny it he has a soft spot for trusting underclassman

They’re just too nice for a place like Savanclaw even if they are physically strong

He would probably fall for you if you get him a donut with some line like “I saw this and though of you/thought you might want it”

He’s a simple man, feed him, don’t be a dick, and you’re in

There’s less of those types of people here than one would think

Fun fact hyenas are scientifically faster than wolves

Meaning he could definitely match up with you in a race

But your reflexes and physical strength has him all 😳

Strong but caring people are definitely his type

Especially when you say “How about you take a nap while I take care of the rest of your jobs?”

He will implode and ask you to marry him

You just kiss him and run off to finish his duties

He can and will think about that moment the rest of his life

Since I can’t imagine either of you are very rich there’s a lot of DIY dates that you guys put together

DIY as in low budget/home activities

But any time spent with you is time well spent for him

Since he probably does Leona’s homework and is an upperclassman himself he would give you all the answers to everything and more dw

🐙Azul Ashengrotto🐙

Definitely DEFINITELY tried to bank on your physical prowess

I think at first you guys wouldn’t like each other because Azul sees you as naive while you see him as someone who takes advantage of others

It’s not until after his overblot and explanation of his background that you two can really see eye to eye

He’s one of the few people that relates with pretty much all of your own insecurities

Bullied for looks/heritage? Check

Came to hate yourself? Check

Forced to hide who you really are? Check

NRC has been the saving grace for both of you

After his overblot you visit the lounge often which gives him more courage to actually talk to you

You both are equally embarrassed trying to flirt/initiate anything

It’s probably the tweels that officially got you together

You both are each other’s #1 support

He teaches you how to swim instead of just doggy paddling and you give him some tips on how to up his grades in PE

After some time you guys just kind of know each other like the backs of your hands so you both know what triggers each other’s insecurities + the best way to deal with it

You enjoy helping him at the Monstro Lounge and he just likes you being there

I’m sure there’s plenty of people attempting to hit on you and if that happens they’re either banned or are now required to work for free

Azul may not do many contracts now but one of the few he always has people sign when they walk in specifies that customers do not hit on workers unless in a romantic relationship

He acts like he did it for everyone but he truly did it just for you

I think he would open up an arm wrestling game with you against any challenger

If you win (which you always do because you’re strong asf) you get paid

Business man octopus and his trustworthy puppy bf❤️

🥳Kalim Al-Asim🥳

You’re someone who likes to help others where you can which includes party planning

That’s something Kalim loves about you, you’re always eager to help

You also love how kind and giving he is

He may be genuinely naive but you think he deserves to see the best in others

That doesn’t mean you’re not protective of him against anyone who may wanna take advantage

This includes Jamil

Tbh I may be a little biased because I think there are many ways that Jamil deserved to have the anger he did and you feel the same way, but that doesn’t mean you liked it

You were one of the first to pick up on his hatred towards Kalim and actively tried to protect him from it

After the whole overblot incident (which you definitely saw coming) you sympathize with Jamil a little and try to have Kalim understand his position

You still give Jamil the stink eye if he gives you reason to be war of him

But back to fluffier hc

He shows up to any spelldrive practice of yours he can and be the loudest when cheering you on with no embarrassment

At spell drive tournaments you’re probably on his team in which case he’s constantly flirting with you during the match

Y’all would’ve lost if it wasn’t for your physical prowess

If you’re not on his team he still flirts but he has a new vigor when matched against you

There’s something homoerotic about being put against your bf in a game

Magic carpet ride picnics😳

🦚Vil Schoenheit🦚

Anyone from EAH automatically has a sense for fashion

Even though you do when it comes to important events that doesn’t entirely apply to everday life

It’s less about having lower fashion sense and more about the fact that you two just don’t share the same views on self-care and beauty

In fact he really likes your fashion, it fits you very well

But you’re rugged with style while Vil’s entire vibe is just overall regal

Meaning lots of skin care tips since you have a habit of playing in the woods

This is giving very much beauty and the beast and I’m kind of living for it

You’re like his loyal guard dog and he adores you and spoils you very much

Rook finds you incredibly interesting and studies you as though he has intention to hunt you

You hide behind Vil anytime he’s around like this

Lots of ear scratches and exercise together

The rivalry between Vil and Neige is one you both don’t understand but feel all too familiar with

Any time he feels his insecurities arise against Neige you probably give him a pep talk about Royals and Rebels and how he can choose his own destiny

It cheers him up :)

He thinks it’s just a bunch of metaphors but when he hears this is genuinely about your own world he’s lowkey interested

👾Idia Shroud👾

You guys are both loners so you probably met while you were each wandering the halls alone

His hair is what gets your attention

You’re used to fire magic in school but this feels like another level

With you being a loner he feels like you both have an unspoken bond, which only gets stronger when he work up the courage to ask you to play a game with him

Anything that has to do with hand eye coordination you’d be very skilled at but besides that you’re probably gonna need some help

I don’t see you as being the big gamer type at least not back at EAH

Minecraft picnics❤️

Being one who’s not very internet savvy he shows you cool pieces of tech he’s made and the way your eyes shine in interest make him feel on top of the world

Since he has long hair I have no doubt he’s had to learn how to braid his hair at some point

So he would idly braid your hair as affection and maybe decorate with hair clips n stuff

Shows up to all your spell-drive practices

In return you enthusiastically dance with him to the bands he likes

I think you would give him piggyback rides that would be so funny

🐉Malleus Draconia🐉

Malleus🤝Cerise

Being Loners

For him his fae heritage is no secret but it’s still feared, but the reason your heritage is hidden in the first place is BECAUSE people would fear it

Of course things are different for you at NRC but your previous emotional scars and fear of your background being revealed doesn’t necessarily go away

Like Idia this makes you feel like you both have some sort of unspoken bond

It never really goes anywhere until he starts randomly showing up at Ramshackle

Being the considerate person you are you invite him in because it’s probably cold as heck out there

There’s a lot of talking that goes on that night. 3AM does that to people

They then become a sort of ritualistic thing for you two

This leads to a lot more bonding between you two during school hours

You guys partner up for projects, help each other with studying, you invite him to a lot of your more social stuff/clubs, it’s nice

When you’re not at spell drive you’re with him at his gargoyle research club

Briar Valley picnics

“I know someone named Briar, funny”

“Wow what a coincidence :D”

Piggyback rides are also common here

You like to randomly bite his ears, he’s confused but in return he noms your wolf ears

It’s a battle now

Idk what else to put so here are some dog/lizard pics

Poly!God Of Pain’s Groom Comic

I know Khoal sucks but I honestly liked them all so much that I kinda just wished they would all be happy together (yes this includes Kaveri). This is sort of ooc and an au but I need this leave me alone

you should also probably read the comic or this won’t make any sense srry

In this AU the servant of Khoal is not River’s ancestor, it’s his previous life

River had a crush on his master Khoal but as a servant dared not to say anything

As a servant he got to know a bit about Kaveri which also led him to developing a crush

Kaveri and him became very close friends eventually

When Kaveri and Khoal got together, Kaveri came clean about his crush on the servant

Khoal was like “Shit me too😳” so they bonded over this but their life was ended before they ever acted on it

River was fully aware of their relationship but when he was walking in to give something to Khoal that he asked for, another servant saw through the door and saw Kaveri and Khoal doing the dirty

This caused a ruckus and the whole torture and death thing played out essentially the same but River was forced to undergo that as well as they felt he was guilty by keeping this secret

Once reincarnated, the beginning of the story plays out essentially the same except Khoal has more fondness for River due to their history (which River does not know about at this point in time)

Larry is still a male reproductive organ to River but Khoal doesn’t let it slide as much because this is his reincarnated crush

Khoal does try to stop Larry when she nearly attacks River but Heil is faster

Thus he is introduced to Kaveri (again)

Kaveri still has his memories with River but for him this is like meeting Kaveri for the first time

Tbh I like them becoming besties all over again

They just joke abt their connection to Khoal and their relationship with each other

They have fun times

Ofc River is also falling for Heil as usual but Heil used to have a thing for Khoal and has a specific fondness for Kaveri he can’t quite place while having a new crush on River

Kaveri reciprocates Heil’s feelings but he doesn’t know that

Basically everyone has a crush on each other and the only one who is completely unaware of anyone’s feelings towards him is River

Skipping forward Larry is unfortunately successful in ending River’s life but not without Khoal seriously attempting for that to not happen

Khoal is very depressed after this and hates Larry’s guts :)

River doesn’t become a river deity instead his soul passes on to the afterlife like normal and all his memories of his original life r backkkk!

He chooses to stay in the afterlife a little bit bc this is where his friends are

Kaveri and his relationship grow as well as his one with Heil

He’s now acknowledged his romantic feelings for the two of them but doesn’t act on them since he doesn’t feel they are reciprocated

Instead he sets up Heil and Kaveri since he knows of their feelings for one another which works out and they officially start dating

Not long into the relationship they both tell River about their feelings for him, he does the same and now they’re a throuple🥰

The god of the underworld and his two dead lovers how romantic

Khoal is aware all 3 of them are currently residing in the underworld (unaware of their relationship status) and has begged Heil to see them

Heil, under the impression he didn’t try to prevent River’s death, refuses every time

Eventually Khoal’s worry overpowers his common sense and he simply goes there himself which, if you’ve read the comic, is dangerous for him

Heil like “damn fine if u gonna be a female dog abt it” and finally bring Kaveri and River to Khoal’s estate

Heil confronts abt the whole “U let Larry kill River” thing

River is like “no sir he did not”

Heil felt like 🤡 fr

There’s a lot of just regular catching up that they did before being like “K how we gonna stop Larry?”

Heavy fast forward they defeat Larry, Heil finally has the power required to bring Kaveri and River back to life, Khoal tells them of all the feelings he’s had since the beginning of the story, River makes a pikachu face but then is like SAME

Kaveri, River, and Khoal kith

In the background of everything Khoal and Heil had some seggsual tension so they finally kith too

They’re all dating and live happily ever after

And if u ask “Where’s Hella?” Or whatever her name

Don’t

This was more of a rewrite of actual events than it was relationship head canons as planned but I’ll probably be writing that at some point