"That I've Lost All Sense Of Taste," He Says Cheerfully, Taking Another Onion And Biting Into It Like

"That I've lost all sense of taste," he says cheerfully, taking another onion and biting into it like an apple, peel and all.

He takes the onion, then nods slowly. This is not the weirdest conversation he's had today. "Of course. And have you come to any conclusions in these tests? Other than the importance of mouthwash."

"Ooh fancy~" He hands over an onion from his newly bought bag. "I've just been biting into 'em to test my sense of taste."

"No, no. No, Lightning, I'm quite alright." He considers it for a moment, though, and then, "Well, I suppose I'll take one. I'll caramelize it and put it in a quiche, perhaps."

"I don't have a pantry," he smiles. "Got cursed, so I'm testing my sense of taste in the morning. See, simple explanation."

"Why the hell are you eating so many onions anyway? And why ours too? You have your own pantry to empty!"

”I heard you often forget to acquire sustenance! I have arrived to remedy the issue!” Kuraokami certainly sounded proud of himself as he.. deposited a small pile of crabs in Lewin’s room. Don’t worry, they were still secure within a cage.

Lewin laughs out loud. "Kuraokami, I don't know how to cook crabs!" he laughs, but going to the cage either way to poke at it and almost get his finger caught. "But I bet Rin can, I should probably give 'em to the dorm. Thanks Kura!"

Wow, now you have two moms and a dad

"Careful or they might get mad! And since Fujimoto is the mom, that'd make Rin the weird little brother."

Ouch! Maybe he deserved that. Still hurt though. He'll be buying his own onions afterwards.

"Few days."

If he's going to be a sassy shithead about this then--

"Use your own damn kitchen, or start paying for our groceries, you fucking mooch. How long have you been cursed now?"