Liedboutmurder - Conspiracy Theorist And Analyst

fanfiction is like. here's a piece of my soul! here's the parts of me i didn't know what else to do with! i wrapped them up in something i love in an attempt to understand my own feelings and morals and maybe the whole world. hope you like it.

Wes accusing Danny of being Phantom after the inf-map incident

Danny: Are you on something, Wes? Phantom's been around since at least ancient Greece times and you and me have been in the same middelschool. My mom has a million baby pictures of me. I'm clearly a growing, living human child. Not some immortal ghost boy that is some odd 2000 years old.

*shows Wes several pictures of old murals from all throughout history that clearly depicted Phantom doing ghostly shit*

Wes:

After long deliberation I've decided to place this into the Shitpost Comic category and consequently it's Masterpost.

-> Shitpost Comic Masterpost

Danny: So I may have did a bit of an oopsie daisy.

Jazz: … define a bit.

Danny: you know how you were telling me about the two main ways of conditioning?

Jazz: Yes?

Danny: And you remember how I said Pavlov’s dog sounded strangely familiar?

Jazz watching her brother pace: Danny?

Danny: Well, there’s this guy in my lit class who was very pretty and I heard he was vegan and you know that giant bag of vegan candy Sam sent?

Jazz: Please tell me you didn’t.

Danny: Not on purpose! You know how big that bag is! And I can’t just throw it way it’s good candy! So I just, kept giving him a couple pieces when I saw him! I didn’t even realize what I did until I passed him in the hall earlier and he nearly smiled at me and he never smiles!

Jazz: only you little brother.

Danny flopping on the floor dramatically: he just looked to the floor in confusion Jazz! Like visible confusion!

Deep meanings...

The Justice League is stretched thin as random destructive beings start appearing all around the world. They're barely holding these beings back and the most they can do is evacuate citizens. Then at one of the locations, a mysterious teen appears. He doesn't say anything and calmly walks towards the monster. Multiple members try to stop him but all their hands go straight through him. Before they know it, the teen jumps into attack and defeats the creature in less than 5 minutes. He sucks it into a strange device before creating some type of portal and disappearing through it.

One by one, each location reports similar experiences until all the beings are taken care of. When the JLA is investigating who it was that helped them, they find an old mural depicting the teen. In the mural he is standing in a regal position, both hands resting on a sword and wearing armor and a crown. They also find an old incomplete transcription that goes along with the mural. It is in a language no one has seen before. The only word they manage to translate is King.