The Batfam Becomes Convinced Danny Is A Clone/son And Try To Get A DNA Sample. They Cant, Not Because

The Batfam becomes convinced Danny is a clone/son and try to get a DNA sample. They can’t, not because Danny knows what they're up to, it’s just because he’s been so thoroughly ingrained with zero waste practices by Sam and never throws anything away.

Fine line

Okay so we all know pre-reveal but already adopted Danny would question his whole life when he finds out about the vigilante life the Waynes are in but may I introduce you to:

✨Absolutely horrified Danny.✨

Basically he finds out that his seemingly normal family isn't so normal after all and due to the nature of the JL never responding to Amity calls he assumed that they were working with the government. This led to the realization that the family probably knows who he is (they really don't. They just think that he was a meta that doesn't want to deal with the crime-related life bs so they never brought it up) and they're probably in the midst of handing him to the GIW.

He's terrified, because god dammit he shouldn't have trusted a rich guy but he doesn't really have time to contemplate on his next move. Next thing you know Danny's holding a modified ecto gun that is now fatal to humans against Bruce.

The family is alert and ready to pounce on him, but they realized that Danny was shaking too much and his breathing was too ragged. His eyes are glossy and he's biting his lip like he's trying so hard to not drop the gun on his adoptive dad. Danny was having a panic attack.

Reminder that capitalism is the death of art

Louis looks like an anime girl in MIB costume😭😭

Short DPXDC Prompts #232

Danny starts as a low level intern in Wayne Industries and is very concerned when people keep referring to him as Tim and keep asking him to sign papers and attend meetings that aren’t remotely in his job description.

Jon having a conversation with a friend from school (college)

Jon: hey, you should come over this weekend and hang out. The apartment's clean cuz Dami made me clean it. Well, actually he didn't make me, but I came home yesterday and they were maliciously cleaning the kitchen.

Friend: how do you maliciously clean something?

Jon: you know, it's when you're like manhandling the dishes or like sweeping passive-aggressively

Friend: I have so many more questions but I can say without a doubt I've never seen MY roommate do that.

Jon: yeah, it's a skill only a woman can possess but Dames has mastered the skill like an art form. She exudes feminine energy and blends it seamlessly with his masculine essence. They have truly ascended.