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Batfam: Oh sure we can! (track Jason)

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Bruce: You know you can stay, do you?

Alfred: Indeed, but I'm sure Master Jason might take care of them.

batboys but they’re this specific cat pic

sometimes, alfred isnt around to do the grocery shopping / is sick. theyre all adults though, they can buy their own food

it’s easier to go grocery shopping after patrol, when there arent as many people around in stores

that means they go buy groceries in costume because going home to switch clothes and then come back to shop is such a waste of effort when all you want to do is crash into your bed and sleep for hours

on one such occasion: the red hood and nightwing walked into a walmart, already arguing (”we’re not getting fucking 10 boxes of cereal, screw you–” “you won’t survive the winter.” “–you can have one.”)

they bought vegetables and fruits at the red hood’s insistence. also a strange amount of corn?? and cat and dog food.

they stopped at the milk section. “what percent of milk does A usually buy?” “uh. the normal percent?” “fucking shit.” they spent the next 15 minutes trying to deduce what kind of milk batman would like based on his personality. (”listen, i’m certain it’s whole milk.” “no, that asshole would absolutely buy organic gotham milk to support the local farmers or whatever.”)

“fuck.” “what?” “is robin vegan or vegetarian.”

neither of them remember so they end up arguing about vegan options while already holding two milk cartons (whole & nonfat; “listen, if they want something in the middle, they can just mix these in a glass, it’ll be fine.”) “almond milk sounds promising.” “what if he’s allergic to nuts?” “soy then.” “no, bad memories. coconut.” “the milk isn’t for you anyway, you asshole.”

after they decide on one almond, one coconut, they realise they have to choose if they want the milk to be sweetened or not.

cue another 15 minute argument deducing milk preferences based on personality

the coconut ends up being unsweetened (”it seems like it’d already be sweet, right?”), while the almond would be sweetened.

a long pause. “is anyone lactose intolerant?” “i hate you.”

as theyre looking at the lactose free options for milk, around 10 minutes in, the red hood exclaims, “fuck, the vegan options already are lactose free!” nightwing startles, but seems too tired to even reprimand him.

its 6 am

theyve been here for 2 hours

they buy 4 milk containers, a shitload of fruits and veggies, animal food and 10 boxes of cereal.

the red hood is not amused

(damian really starts liking almond milk and refuses to drink any other version.)

tim seems like the type of guy who is like sleep is for the weak and then sleeps for a week

Dick: *walking in to see Jason and Tim brawling* Stop! Stop! Stop. What’s going on here?

Jason: He hit me!

Tim: I didn’t mean to!!

Jason: You did!

Tim: I didn’t!

Dick: Stop. Tim what happened.

Tim: Jason apparently walked in behind me, I didn’t see him, so my coffee cup hit his face because he surprised me.

Dick: Well, that explains the dripping coffee.

Jason: *soaked* fucking disgusting, this shit is sticking to me!

Dick: Jason, cool off he didn’t mean it. Tim, be a little more careful next time.

Jason & Tim: Hmph!

Dick: *muttering on his way out* “you’re working too hard” they said. “Spend time with your family” they said. “It’ll be fun.” They said. Well guess what, Titans, next person who comes at me with that bullshit is gonna get double rounds as punishment and that goes for the team. I’m gonna…

Jason: *turning to Tim* *awkwardly* so, uh, you didn’t mean to, huh?

Tim: No, I did. 100%. Completely and absolutely. I saw you.

Jason: You said you didn’t!

Tim: I lied.

Jason: *pulling out his guns* count your fucking seconds, bitch.

Tim: *twirling his staff* come at me, cunt.

previews from the nightwing special!

did dick steal this when jason was dead? 💀

A popular meme in the Ghost Zone is singing What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor but replacing the punishments for the sailor with the ways you and your friends died. Examples include:

Throw him in a hole and vaporize him (Danny)

Break his DNA and whoops he’s melting (Dani)

Break off his date and burn his house down (Ember)

Send him on a hunt, the beasts’ll get him (Skulker)

Throw him in a box till he stops breathing (Sydney)

And, in the living world, the Red Hood hums to himself, unsure of where these extra lyrics for a song he barely even likes came from, and why he keeps repeating “hit him with a bar and burn his flesh off” as the chorus

Tim you silly goose, you fell for it!

✨️🎄 merry crisis 🎄✨️

wishing the very best to everyone and i hope yallre enjoying some rest time and staying warm inside! cheers!!! 🎉🎉🎉

(captionless version of santa hood underneath)

The Jokes of the Ghost:

While de-aged, Danny stumbles into the Joker's hideout. Nothing special; it's a Clown. Well, Danny can prank him! The spirits around him all told him what they wanted to do to this clown. But no death, they don't want his ghost near Gotham, but very far away.

So Danny was causing harm with playful ghostly antics that turned the Joker's plans into comedy. Danny played pranks on the poor Joker for already one month. The Joker can't even leave the room without getting a bowling ball in his balls or a stumple to fall on his face. The money he stole is gone, the food he eats is rotten, or worse, his car is frozen solid, or his weapons are fake guns.

Much to the amusement of Gotham.

Then, one day, an angry joker and the police see who gave him all the problems. It was a meta! Dressed in a Bat Onesie.

This is so touching I started crying

CUDDLES WITH JASON. HE HAD A NIGHTMARE AND READER CUDDLES HIM BACK TO THE SLEEP. SCRATCHES HIS SCALP AND SHIT. THIS MAN DESERVES SOFTNESS. Much Love💕

Thank you!!! I hope you enjoy this! ❤️

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Time written - 5:53 p.m

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You wouldn’t call yourself a heavy or light sleeper, but every time you heard a strange, crooked gasp in the dead of night, you knew Jason was awake.

It’s quick and brash, as if choking on air, followed by a short series of gasps and harsh, rapid panting.

Fresh, clean air fills his lungs, not the stuffy, stale oxygen of a silk lined coffin, putrid with the stench of wet dirt; fresh flowers, and slightest tinge of formaldehyde.

“Jay?” The sweet serenity of your voice alerts him of your existence, of the reality of him not buried six feet underground.

Long before they filled up fresh graves with concrete.

His head shifts, tired teal eyes blown wide open with unidentified levels of panic.

Despite the darkness, it’s not enough for him to cower and hide from the shame of your worried gaze on him.

The blankets pool over his lap once he abruptly sits up, running hand through his sleep tussled locks. His muscles tremble like he’d run a marathon, or crawled out of a grave with his own two hands. If the lights were on, he’d believe he still have patches of dirt and grass clinging underneath his broken fingernails.

Before you, he wouldn’t go back to sleep so easily. He’d go out for any sort of distraction; mainly consisting of on his gear for a rooftop ghost chase. Anything to distract him from the confines of his mental prison when his darkest fears erupted into his dreams.

That was, until soft fingers brush along his skin, your hand comfortably wrapping around his broad forearm. You lean yourself against his shoulder, bare skin plush as you comfort him with whispers of consolation.

“M’sorry. M’so sorry,” He pants out with his head hung low, voice involuntarily trembling as he struggles to comprehend your soft words.

Even in his distress, he apologized for what he believes were his mistakes. Disturbing you of your sleep, causing a scene.

He hated this vulnerability, wanting to chase it out of his mind by hundreds of distractions, but he couldn’t.

Jason didn’t want to leave you, even if you’d allow it. You’d wait for him, he didn’t want that.

Another set of fingers trail behind his neck, slipping up to cradle his head close. He has no action over his body now, trembling nerves complying with your gentle touch.

“Shh, it’s okay.” You whisper against his cheek, keeping your arms secure about him as best as you could. “You’re alright, Jason. Its just us, in our home. Our anniversary was four hours ago, remember?”

His head settles down on your shoulder, brows heavily furrowed in distress despite his faint smile at the comment. He always told you to never hold in your tears, but always felt guilty when it came to releasing his. It ached deep in his throat; molten hot and bright red, nearly as painful as being facially branded all those years ago.

It took months of patience for you to learn his story, his suffering, his trauma. Any of it could’ve been the source of his nightmares, but why seek through the aches of the past? No good could come of it, their was no need.

Gentle hands guide him back to lay down, some of his body settling over yours. His head rests along your chest after you tug the blankets back over your bare bodies, encasing you both in a warm bubble of comfort.

Your heartbeat eased his troubled thoughts into pure silence, soothing his headache in seconds. Supple skin pressed against his faintly stubbled cheek, carrying a hint of sweet fragrance from your lotion.

“You okay?” You question, keeping as calm as possible for his sake. You never minded coming to his aid, never minding being his shoulder to cry on, or his body to embrace when he felt alone.

“Mhm.” Came his weak reply.

Your fingers lightly scratch along his scalp shortly after such a limited response, leaving him in utter heaven from such intimate, soothing motions.

“You wanna talk about it?”

“No.” His sleep induce rasp permeated his tone, too comfortable to even maneuver the muscles in his mouth. Every nerve in his body melted, making him putty in your hands.

“Okay.” You didn’t pry, only resuming the Lord’s divine work of your fingers combing through Jason’s hair.

A small hum rumbles deeply from his throat, his hands shuffling under soft sheets to caress your body. Arms slipping underneath your back, he cradles you like a pillow, keeping himself secured to your smaller frame.

Soft, honeysuckle lips kiss along his forehead, solidifying the facts of his comfort, his safety. He was safe; he was alive, he was here, right where he needed to be.

If the moon shined her rays just a little brighter through the cracks of the curtains, you’d be blessed with the sight of dilated pupils swallowing up those pretty blue irises. Jason adoringly staring into the distance towards the bedroom wall, eyes slowly lulled closed behind thick lashes.

His only regret was falling asleep way too soon, wanting to experience this slice of heaven just a little bit longer.

Jason: Narrows, you will never understand what a real sunburn feels like

Duke, shrugging: not my fault you’re whiter than stadium lights

Tim: damn

Jason: not helping Timbo

Duke: and the sunscreen is?

Tim: dAyUm

Here’s the skrunkly

Masterlist of Executive Assistant to the Batman

made by @heartslogos

Chapter One | Chapter Two | Chapter Three | Chapter Four | Chapter Five | Chapter Six | Chapter Seven | Chapter Eight | Chapter Nine | Chapter Ten | Chapter Eleven | Chapter Twelve | Chapter Thirteen | Chapter Fourteen | Chapter Fifteen | Chapter Sixteen | Chapter Seventeen | Chapter Eighteen | Chapter Nineteen | Chapter Twenty | Chapter Twenty One | Chapter Twenty Two | Chapter Twenty Three | Chapter Twenty Four | Chapter Twenty Five | Chapter Twenty Six | Chapter Twenty Seven | Chapter Twenty Eight | Chapter Twenty Nine | Chapter Thirty | Chapter Thirty One | Chapter Thirty Two | Chapter Thirty Three | Chapter Thirty Four | Chapter Thirty Five | Chapter Thirty Six | Chapter Thirty Seven | Chapter Thirty Eight | Chapter Thirty Nine | Chapter Forty | Chapter Forty One | Chapter Forty Two | Chapter Forty Three | Chapter Forty Four | Chapter Forty Five | Chapter Forty Six | Chapter Forty Seven | Chapter Forty Eight | Chapter Forty Nine | Chapter Fifty | Chapter Fifty One | Chapter Fifty Two | Chapter Fifty Three | Chapter Fifty Four | Chapter Fifty Five | Chapter Fifty Six | Chapter Fifty Seven | Chapter Fifty Eight | Chapter Fifty Nine | Chapter Sixty | Chapter Sixty One | Chapter Sixty Two

Note:

Chapter 31 is not numbered. And Chapter 38 is numbered 39 while Chapter 39 is numbered 29. Like ??? Chapter 53 is empty which is why it's crossed over.

Remember some chapters are longer than others

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

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Daminette Prompts/Fics Recommendation

Part Three

SIT!!! Meme by @mochinek0

While everyone cowered under her outspoken voice, Damian stood tall. Bruce couldn't help but notice his son's ear tips glowing red.

'She's an Angel.'

"I have been up for seventy-two hours with no sleep. I'm not afraid to hurt anyone at this point. Now, we have a new student joining us today. Be nice and if you wake me the fuck up, I will break something or someone." Mari concluded, before taking her seat and resting her head on her desk.

Bitter about Magic by @mysnis

“I saw the pair of you out together. The other night.” Marinette blinked.

“No, that can’t be right, are you sure?”

“As sure as I can be.”

“Batman…she…doesn’t know that part.” She whipped around to look at him.

“You. You figured me out?”

Nice people deserve forgiveness by @mysnis

“Oh, yeah, I’ve had relationships and romances, who do you have a crush on?”

“It’s not a crush!” Damian snapped. Dick raised an eyebrow.

“Well it’s not going to be refusing a girl’s advances you are asking about. All of Gotham knows you need no help in saying no.” Damian scowled more. Dick decided to wait it out.

“..Dupain-Cheng,”

Dirty Mind by@mochinek0

“I know for a fact that Mari didn’t threaten you last night.” he continued.

“Really and how do you know that?” growled out Alix.

“Seeing as how she was in my bed, all last night, I think I would have noticed her leave. Don’t you?” the Wayne heir smirked, “I dropped her off at the bakery, ten minutes ago, for her to change.”

He is mine, bitches by @bitch-its-me-alv

You can’t touch what’s mine, bitch

Marin was nearing the end of his patience. If damian was still so nice to him and didn’t kiss him, Marin could hit something or kiss him until his soul was taken out.

With his attractive face in a constant frown, his jade eyes always fulminant, his olive skin so shiny and smooth. His always so neat black hair and his expensive cologne… Damn Damian why don’t you just kiss Marin already?

Part Two

Remember some chapters are longer than others

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

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Searching for a Batman Fic. Help?

The fic I'm looking for is a Parent Jason Todd Ao3 Fic. The beginnings of the fic are hazy for me but I do remember Jason giving up Red Hood because he acquired baby Damian. He moves to Metropolis because it was safer. There he met Kon and adopted him too. Along the way, he adopted 2 more babies, both girls (both oc's). The rest of the Batfam gets suspicious after Red Hood disappears and decides to investigate his whereabouts. They found out about Jason and the babies and decided to spy on him instead of confronting him about it. Jason noticed, because of the numerous baby diapers sent to him, and wondered how far the Bats would go through for the babies, the Bats sent a truckload of toys before Jason haad enough. I rememebered Jason went back to school in this fic

I don't remember if the Batfam was aware of Red Hood being Jason before the investigation or not. But that's it.

So... I found the fic. But I was wrong with the description of this fic. The character I had given was correct but some of the descriptions were incorrect. These are [I do remember Jason giving up Red Hood because he acquired baby Damian], and [The rest of the Batfam gets suspicious after Red Hood disappears and decides to investigate his whereabouts. They found out about Jason and the babies and decided to spy on him instead of confronting him about it. Jason noticed, because of the numerous baby diapers sent to him, and wondered how far the Bats would go through for the babies, the Bats sent a truckload of toys before Jason had enough. I remembered Jason went back to school in this fic]. Most of the description of the post was wrong :( I mixed up two fics so now I'm not sure if it's a purely Batman fic, it might've been a maribat but I don't remember. And I'm pretty sure in this fic he moved to Metropolis as well.

Ofc I still want to know what this fic is. So please if you do know this then can you please inform me what fic it is? Thank you :)

Now the fic I was describing in the first part, which is [he acquired baby Damian. He moves to Metropolis because it was safer. There he met Kon and adopted him too. Along the way, he adopted 2 more babies, both girls (both oc's).]

The name of the fic is Like Father Like Son by LERDM

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Searching for a Batman Fic. Help?

The fic I'm looking for is a Parent Jason Todd Ao3 Fic. The beginnings of the fic are hazy for me but I do remember Jason giving up Red Hood because he acquired baby Damian. He moves to Metropolis because it was safer. There he met Kon and adopted him too. Along the way, he adopted 2 more babies, both girls (both oc's). The rest of the Batfam gets suspicious after Red Hood disappears and decides to investigate his whereabouts. They found out about Jason and the babies and decided to spy on him instead of confronting him about it. Jason noticed, because of the numerous baby diapers sent to him, and wondered how far the Bats would go through for the babies, the Bats sent a truckload of toys before Jason haad enough. I rememebered Jason went back to school in this fic

I don't remember if the Batfam was aware of Red Hood being Jason before the investigation or not. But that's it.

So I've finally found this fic. I asked for help in Ao3 and got scolded, now I know I can't post "can you help find a fic?" works in there. Turns out this fic is part of ricebullet's deleted works so no wonder I had such a hard time finding it. You can't actually read it without downloading it first, so take not of that. This fic is a Maribat fic where it portrays Marinette as the daughter of Robin. There's one for Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian. I actually found the downloadable fic from @miraculousdeletedfics Check it out the other fics in this post, it might interest you.

Works by RiceBullet

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Searching for a Batman Fic. Help?

The fic I'm looking for is a Parent Jason Todd Ao3 Fic. The beginnings of the fic are hazy for me but I do remember Jason giving up Red Hood because he acquired baby Damian. He moves to Metropolis because it was safer. There he met Kon and adopted him too. Along the way, he adopted 2 more babies, both girls (both oc's). The rest of the Batfam gets suspicious after Red Hood disappears and decides to investigate his whereabouts. They found out about Jason and the babies and decided to spy on him instead of confronting him about it. Jason noticed, because of the numerous baby diapers sent to him, and wondered how far the Bats would go through for the babies, the Bats sent a truckload of toys before Jason haad enough. I rememebered Jason went back to school in this fic

I don't remember if the Batfam was aware of Red Hood being Jason before the investigation or not. But that's it.

Marry Me

by @bluethursday

Marry Me | Marry Me: In Laws

Marry Me: Breakfast | Marry Me: Mothers

Marry Me: Valentine | Marry Me: Highschool

Marry Me: Firsts | Marry Me: Brothers

Marry Me: Mock Wedding | Marry Me: Bully

Marry Me: Compulsion | Marry Me: Mountain

Marry Me: School Dance

The first thing that comes out of Damian’s mouth when he speaks to Tim is “Marry Me.”

They had never spoken before, but Damian had stalked from afar, hunted his prey and observed everything there was to observe about one Timothy Jackson Drake.

He concluded his observation with two thoughts. One, Timothy was perfect and two, Damian needed him in ways that made his chest hurt when he thought of Tim going off and marrying people who weren’t Damian Wayne.

Remember some chapters are longer than others (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

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