Danny Got Knocked Unconscious, Over A City He Isn't Familiar With, And Was Found (as A Human) And Taken

Danny got knocked unconscious, over a city he isn't familiar with, and was found (as a human) and taken to the local hospital. The city was Gotham, and after they gave the kid a CATscan they literally begged the Commissioner to call Batman.

The CATscan revealed that someone had cut this kid open and carved runes into their bones.

The hospital is terrified.

This is supervillain shit.

Is the kid the villain or is he being hunted by one? They don't know! But they can't keep him around either way!

Or: When Danny was electrocuted to his half-death, the transition from being mortal to being supernatural got written into his bones by the electricity and changed into actual ghostspeak by the Zone. Because magic. So his bones have ghostspeak burned/carved into them, reciting what his thoughts were when he died. It's actually not that deep though because his thoughts were "AAAAHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK THIS HURTS HOLY SHIT AAAAAAA". This causes some misunderstandings when he's actually unconscious long enough to let doctors get their hands on him.

*Eensy weensy

Dick: LOOK! ITS MY ITSY BITSY BABY BROTHER!

Jason: are you talking about tim or damian?

Dick: Tim is itsy bitsy, Damian is eensy weensy.

Jason: well “eensy weensy” looks about ready to kill you and “itsy bitsy” looks like he’ll help.

Dick: aww! they’re bonding!

John Constantine is trying to summon a legendary protector spirit. No reason other than he wants to scam some extra protective blessings out of it. It's not working.

Which is absurd, because he's John Constantine. The Hellblazer.

This should work.

Instead, his sigil keeps exploding.

He changes miniscule things, like the angle of a particular rune. He changes large things, like the entire location.

Finally, he manages to get a sigil that doesn't explode.

Instead, there's a notebook paper.

'I'm not allowed to talk to you man, keep this up and I'm getting a restraining order.'

Which is bullshit, because the world of spirits don't have that.

He tries one more time.

The summoning sigil explodes.

He puts it off and tries again a week later, and an actual, honest to shit restraining order comes through issued by the police department of a place called Amity Park, Illinois.

Bird Questions

Prompt idea

College student Danny Fenton is taking a much needed break from his studies, sitting on the roof of his apartment building. He’s sleep deprived and a little delirious, watching several of the Gotham vigilantes grappling between buildings in the distance.

“Do birds ever just fly for fun, or are they always on some kind of mission?”

Danny isn’t talking to anyone, he’s up on the roof on his own to de-stress. He was just thinking out loud.

So when he heard a snort and a chuckle from behind him, Danny felt like he was justified in his reaction of not only swearing, but also throwing a solid right hook at the same time that he spun around to see who the hell was there.

He didn’t mean to punch anyone in the face.

Pandora adores her friend. She'll do anything to make sure he's safe. Even if that means forcing him to learn how to fight without powers.

Danny despises the training, but does it because it genuinely seems to make her happy.

He doesn't expect it to kick in when he gets startled by his new coworker tapping his shoulder, spooking him.

Danny...isn't quite sure what happened.

One second he was staring at the water cooler thing, the next something tapped him, and then....

Well.

His coworker, Clark Kent, is cradling a very obviously broken arm and staring at him in shock.

Or; Clark was just gonna ask if the new IT guy wanted the Super to grab him a coffee while he got some for everyone else. Except the new IT guy is apparently a meta, or completely coated in magic, because the newbie managed to break his, Superman's, arm. Now he needs to convince his boss not to fire the guy, because it looks like it was a genuine accident, and also figure out how to ditch the hospital to get to the Fortress of Solitude.

John Constantine has been sucked through a badly made summoning circle and into the palace of Pariah Dark, Tyrant of the Dead and Bane of the Living.

He needs to get out, and he needs to do it before Pariah realizes he's there.

But as he's dodging skeletal servants and gathering the materials he needs to rip open a hole back to his own reality, or at least to the House of Mysteries, he comes across a kid.

The kid is being attended by skeletons, and appears to be...having a spa day.

In Constantine's experience, beings like Pariah are only nice to things if that thing is serving a purpose.

He has no idea what kind of purpose that kid serves, but he's definitely a slave of some sort.

John waits for the skeletons to leave, shrugging off his coat and throwing it over the kids shoulders after he hauls him out of the pool of bubbling blue-green water-that-isn't-water.

The kid is spluttering, clearly doesn't understand the danger, and that's fine.

John doesn't need the teen to understand what's going on to save him.

Or; Danny's spa day is interrupted by a mage who's so hyperfocused on "escaping" that Danny's actually interested in seeing how, exactly, the man is going to manage that.