Prompt: Motivational Poster

prompt: motivational poster

Also they have learnt to keep their hands away from dannys face cuz he always leans forward to bite them for reasons unexplainable.

He would even hiss sometimes if waken up rudely cuz he is just so done and not used to someone who is not Jazz Or his ghost breath waking him up.

Danny constantly keeps appearing out of nowhere at all.

Sometimes when he enters the room, the temperature would drop down so quickly that you'd think someone just dropped you into one of Penguin's freezing pools, particularly when he's in a bad mood. Solution: cheer him up.

Duke has to water sunglasses while looking at Danny directly. Danny tries to dim his glow all the time so as to not be a burden trouble his brother.

Bonus: Danny's eyes glow in the dark + he's the portable ac unit that everyone adores.

Extra Bonus: Who's to say Bruce wouldn't adopt Jazz too?

Bonus plus ultra: Make Danny and Damian twins (or any other batfam) where Danny is the younger one.

If Danny moves in with the batfam, they would be in for a wild ride. Simply because Danny would have some of the most concerning habits, because he spent most of his life living with the Fentons on top of being a half ghost.

As soon as he sees Alfred’s thanksgiving turkey he without hesitation sends a butchers knife through it.

Danny will eat any of the batfams cooking, even Bruces.

He constantly ducks under objects when anything makes a noise similar to his parents defence system.

Danny randomly steals some of the bat tech and hides it because he’s so used to making his parents ghost weapons “disappear” it became habitual.

His go to weapon is a soup thermos and the bats have had to stop him from using it on multiple different rouges and normal criminals. And Danny refuses to go anywhere without it.

Danny has constant staring contests with the vacuum and will hiss at it and bolt like a cat if anyone so much as moves it towards him.

The bats have to keep batteries hidden away because Danny will eat them if he sees them laying around.

They buy Danny a large freezer with an air system so Danny can sleep in it after they caught him in ghost form curled up in the kitchen freezer behind the frozen peas.

the Princess and the King

Reblogging again because op that's beautiful ❤

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I’ll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it’s funny and impossible so good fucking luck

Well yes, what about

Jason adopting Danny?

Like de-aged Danny or normal Danny whatever the circumstances are just bumps into Jason, literally when he enters Gotham

And Jason is like "nu-uh, not letting Bruce get another one" and just, straight up chucks Danny over his shoulder, kidnapping him, and then finds out that it's good that he did that because this is very traumatized child with bad parents.

Ps. Will add more content to this cuz I got a bunch of ideas for this but not enough time rn.

Thank you. I rest my case.

Danny ghost adopting Jason. Which means the ghost king had an easily accessible son.

Ghost from all over come to gotham to see "the little baby" and jason now has to deal with ghosts cooing over him and giving him stuff.

No one tries to fight him because one time someone went after dani and they got beat into the ground so hard it made everyone aware that while you can fight the king, his children are off limits.

The batfam is concerned that when red hood gets shot a fuck ton of ghosts appear and beat the guy with the gun.

The joker hasnt known peace since it came out who killed Jason.

Dp X dc prompt!

In this prompt, liminals/ghosts need to consume fresh ectoplasm to stay healthy and not starve. In addition, the headcanons “only those exposed to ectoplasm can see ghosts as they really are”, and “how people see ghosts is based a lot on their personal perceptions of reality.” have been mushed together. Like, someone un-exposed to ectoplasm knows that SOMETHING is there and it’s scary, but they haven’t been exposed to enough ectoplasm to actually comprehend what it is, so their mind just fills in the empty space with whatever their scared of + what makes sense to them for the context.

So Gotham has a lot of ambient ectoplasm and that’s enough to keep Jason from starving completely, but nowhere near enough to be healthy. The inherent ectoplasm he has is basically rotten cause Lazarus pit be like that, so although he is alive and well in human terms, from a ghostly perspective he is extremely emaciated and sickly. Jason has felt varying degrees of empty and BAD since he came back, but there’s not exactly a handbook for this sort of thing, so Jason just accepts feeling terrible and being quick to anger as his new reality.

Cue the bat family calling him up and asking him to check out some weird reports they’ve been getting. Apparently people have been seeing stuff- a shadowy floating baby, a rotting animal corpse walking around, a ball of energy floating through a wall, etc. Which would be strange enough, but since the sightings started popping up at the same time, Bat’s is theorizing that all the sightings are being caused by one entity. And a lot of the reports are in Jason’s stomping grounds, so they want him to take a look.

He obliges (not because he wants to help his family, it’s JUST because it sounds interesting, ok?) and quickly finds the whatever it is. And he kind of wants to laugh because THIS is what everyone was freaking out about? The thing looks like a gumbrop. Granted it was the size of a cat and glowing a suspiciously Lazarus green, but STILL, what on earth was everyone so scared of?

Regardless, it was in his territory and needed to go. It moved surprisingly fast once it spotted him, and it was taking a lot for Jason not to lose sight of it. Oracle offers to send someone to help and even Jason is surprised at how angrily he says no. But maybe he shouldn’t be- he’d seen it first, it was HIS to catch. He discarded his helmet after her next question- she was distracting and the little thing was now periodically turning around to chirp mischievously at him and he was going to GET it, darn it.

He tells himself that the frantic urge to catch the creature was just mission excitement. The wild, clawing NEED to have it was just enthusiasm. The aching pull in his stomach wasn’t anything out of the ordinary, his mouth was watering because it had been dry, NO other reason.

He was fine. This was fine, nothing was wrong, he just REALLY needed this thing.

He loses sight of it for a second, but it’s fine because he knows the direction it’s going.

He turns the corner and pulls up sharply. The gumdrop thing has been caught, but not by him. There’s a figure holding its limp form, staring at him with wide eyes, obviously in the middle of eating it.

Jason distantly thinks he should be confused or horrified, but all he can feel is devastation. It was supposed to be HIS- this was HIS territory, HIS place, he should be the one to get it. But he hadn’t been fast enough and now he wasn’t going to get ANYTHING-

Danny, meanwhile, feels like the biggest jerk in the world. He’d caught the fat blob ghost more out of habit than hunger, since it had practically run into him zipping around the corner. But this other liminal had been in the middle of hunting it and was now looking at him with abject betrayal.

Danny’s feelings of guilt got worse as he crept a bit closer and realized that the other liminal was sick. They’re ectoplasm felt tainted, contaminated in a way that spoke of long term illness. Danny’s brain was going a mile a minute, connecting the pieces. This liminal felt fairly strong so he probably had his own territory, and since he was sick he probably couldn’t go far to hunt. Which meant that in essence, Danny had waltzed into the house of a starving, bedridden liminal and eaten directly off his plate.

Yeah, Danny was officially the worst.

But he hasn’t actually eaten it yet, so there’s still time to fix it! Danny quickly offers to share, rambling to the not-quite-starving liminal that it’s like the fattest blob ghost he’s ever seen and he really doesn’t mind sharing and he can have most of it if he wants, Danny’s not that hungry and pretty please don’t be upset?

Jason can hardly understand anything he’s so ravenous at this point, but he does understand that he’s being offered the food he thought he’d lost, so he chows down without any fuss, much to Danny’s relief. He tries not to judge how messily the guy is eating cause who knows how long its been since he’d caught any fresh ectoplasm and its honestly no worse than Danny was the first time he ate a blobbie.

Except- the guys tainted ectoplasm seemed to be fading? Huh, maybe the illness wasn’t as terminal as it seemed on the surface, if all that was needed to fix it was a decent meal.

Danny decides to leave, the liminal is obviously going to be fine and once they’re head clears they’re probably going to be embarrassed that Danny saw them in such a state and he doesn’t want to deal with that kind of awkwardness. He carefully leaves, relieved that something that could have ended very badly had worked itself out.

Meanwhile, Barbara is trying to get Jason to respond to her without success. The last contact was almost half an hour ago when he’d snarled at her for asking if he needed someone to come help. She was pretty sure he’d ditched his comm after that, but his trackers were still active and she could see he’d come to a stop. He’d been very clear that he didn’t want help, but they knew nothing about this entity and Barbara is hardly going to chance that he might be slowly bleeding out somewhere. She sends someone (or multiple someones) to go check on him.

They find Jason splattered head to toe in faintly iridescent gore, hunched over with glowing eyes and softly growling as he eats something unidentifiable.