Also They Have Learnt To Keep Their Hands Away From Dannys Face Cuz He Always Leans Forward To Bite Them

Also they have learnt to keep their hands away from dannys face cuz he always leans forward to bite them for reasons unexplainable.

He would even hiss sometimes if waken up rudely cuz he is just so done and not used to someone who is not Jazz Or his ghost breath waking him up.

Danny constantly keeps appearing out of nowhere at all.

Sometimes when he enters the room, the temperature would drop down so quickly that you'd think someone just dropped you into one of Penguin's freezing pools, particularly when he's in a bad mood. Solution: cheer him up.

Duke has to water sunglasses while looking at Danny directly. Danny tries to dim his glow all the time so as to not be a burden trouble his brother.

Bonus: Danny's eyes glow in the dark + he's the portable ac unit that everyone adores.

Extra Bonus: Who's to say Bruce wouldn't adopt Jazz too?

Bonus plus ultra: Make Danny and Damian twins (or any other batfam) where Danny is the younger one.

If Danny moves in with the batfam, they would be in for a wild ride. Simply because Danny would have some of the most concerning habits, because he spent most of his life living with the Fentons on top of being a half ghost.

As soon as he sees Alfred’s thanksgiving turkey he without hesitation sends a butchers knife through it.

Danny will eat any of the batfams cooking, even Bruces.

He constantly ducks under objects when anything makes a noise similar to his parents defence system.

Danny randomly steals some of the bat tech and hides it because he’s so used to making his parents ghost weapons “disappear” it became habitual.

His go to weapon is a soup thermos and the bats have had to stop him from using it on multiple different rouges and normal criminals. And Danny refuses to go anywhere without it.

Danny has constant staring contests with the vacuum and will hiss at it and bolt like a cat if anyone so much as moves it towards him.

The bats have to keep batteries hidden away because Danny will eat them if he sees them laying around.

They buy Danny a large freezer with an air system so Danny can sleep in it after they caught him in ghost form curled up in the kitchen freezer behind the frozen peas.

And the obsession? How do we go about explaining that?

What if we’ve been looking at Danny’s death all wrong.

Everyone seems to assume the electricity goes and stops his heart, leaving him nice and burned, no matter how many extra details are thrown in there. Possible, of course, but…

…this is a whole ass portal to another dimension. The amount of electricity needed to open such a thing would be IMMENSE. And the heat that would come with it…

Wouldn’t Danny die from his brain being cooked by the heat first? It doesn’t take that long to get heatstroke just from being in a hot tub, guys. This is WAY hotter.

Maybe Danny’s an Ice Core because the SHOCK BURNED HIM. I wouldn’t want to have powers that are closely linked with my death either.

Did... Is that-

Huh. I do that, dont I?

I have been told before what my actions do to other people, yes I'm short, no I will not ask for your assistance FUCK OFF-

tim: What’s it like being tall?

dick: Is it nice?

duke: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

jason, glancing at damian: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

The one time Lancer plays along with what the students are doing and is regarded as cool for the day.

GIW agent trying to get a statement about an attack on the school to locate and arrest Phantom: And what's your name young man?

Danny: Danthony.

Agent: ... Uh... Okay and you?

Tucker: Tuckthony.

Agent squinting: Right... And you Miss?

Sam: Samthony.

Agent: Mhm... Let me guess you lot are-

Valerie: Valthony.

Dash: Dashthony.

Paulina: Paulthony.

Agent: Sir please tell your students it's wrong to obstruct an investigation.

Lancer: Yes, children, please. Behave.

Agent: Thank you. What's your name sir?

Lancer: ... Lanthony.

Agent: I QUIT, THATS IT, I NO LONGER WISH TO EXIST ON THIS PLANET.

Danny: *high fives Lancer*

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sometimes violence is the option

a veces la violencia es la opción